"Jae, don’t be like this.”

“Don’t you Jae me, you cheater!”

Yunho frowns. Jaejoong’s accusations are getting worse by the second. First he was a jerk and then a liar. And now he’s a cheater? Surely, Jaejoong doesn’t mean that because the man knows he is not and will never cheat on him. It hasn’t even crossed his mind.

“I’m going to bed. I can’t deal with this right now.”

Jaejoong scoffs. “Why not? Because you’re busted?”

“Kim Jaejoong shut up right this instant.”

“Did you just tell me to shut the up?”

Yunho’s frown deepens. If Jaejoong continues his drama, he’s going to snap. “No, I told you to shut up, not shut the eff up. What’s got your in a bunch again anyway?”

“I’m pretty sure you know why.”

“How am I supposed to know that Nana is my ex?”

“I believe the question is, how could you not know?”

Clenching his fists tightly, he replies through gritted teeth. “Ugh, just how many times do I have to explain I know her as Im Jinah, not Nana the supermodel.”

“I bet that’s why she hired you.”

“You were there. You saw how she almost fell out of her chair when she saw me. She had no idea. I think I don’t have to tell you to not be jealous. She doesn’t want me anymore, angel. Not a fat me, at least. She’s history.”

“Not a fat you, at least? What's that supposed to mean? Have you seen the way she looks at you?”

Really, Yunho is just trying his hardest not to roll his eyes at his boyfriend. “Yeah, definitely not how you look at me.” he sighs, trying to calm himself down because snapping at Jaejoong would just get himself in trouble. “You’re making a big deal out of this, baby. Did you see her flirting with me? Giving me googly eyes?”

“No...”

“Then--”

“But she was calling you oppa and she doesn’t even call the other body guards that!”

“Stop being so unreasonable. She’s always called me that. I know we had a past but that doesn’t matter anymore so please don’t let it bother you because it does not bother me at all. Give her a chance, hmm? She’s a nice girl. Can’t you see how she’s so fond of you? We’re lucky she didn’t kick you out seeing as how you kept on following us