chb: mother's day
yunho/jaejoong
general, fluff / pg13 / oneshot
It's a Yunho kind of day.
 

Usually, when someone jumps up and down their bed, it's Minseok waking them up. But Minseok is not with them and Minseok most certainly does not sound like Jaejoong.

"Wakey wakey sleepyhead!" Yunho groans, flailing his arms trying to stop the jumping adult. "Yunhooo wake up! It's your day today!" Jaejoong continues jumping, sprinkling Yunho with confetti (bits and pieces of receipts and bills he impatiently tore). Feeling a burning sensation in his legs, he carelessly drops down Yunho's belly earning a yelp from his groggy lover. He rests his head on Yunho's chest and pouts. "Baby love... wake up my care bear."

Jaejoong sits up and grins, cupping Yunho's cheeks as he squishes them. Yunho finally cracks an eye open and sighs. "Hnngh Jaejoong... what's so important that you can't let me sleep in on a weekend?" he slurs, fish lips and all.

Jaejoong giggles, not letting go of his boyfriend's cheeks. "First off Superman, we shall celebrate because you socked Nature Gay right in the mouth, kneed him in the balls twice, flipped him off like a motherer and made out with me in front of his pathetic face and loser friends. Aaand, you know what day it is today?"

"Sunday?"

"Ddaeng! It's mother's day today!"

"Are we going to go to my mom's house?"

"No, silly. It's your day today, mama!"

Yunho swats Jaejoong's hands away in incredulity. "Jae, I'm a man."

"And you're Minseok's mama."

"Point taken. But he's not here."

"Oh. I got that covered. We'll celebrate it again when he's here!"

He groans for the second time that morning. Trust Jaejoong to come up with the most crazy things.





Jaejoong is sulking a little because Yunho wouldn't let them start the celebration unless he finishes his morning jog, so he lets him. He snaps pictures of the jogging mama, blowing a raspberry at him when he asks him to stop because people are staring.

"Why don't you jog with me?"

He looks at Yunho in disgust. "Eww, no. The only time I like to sweat is when I'm under you."

Yunho throws his water bottle at him.





First, Jaejoong makes his morning jog a pictorial and now he's making him wear a ridiculous couple shirt one size smaller. But that's okay, Jaejoong says, because he's going to make sure it fits him. He's forced to hold onto the hem of the poor shirt while Jaejoong holds the other end. And then he pulls it hard, much to the horror of the sales lady. He could only look at her apologetically. Jaejoong pulls it over and over unt