chb: weapon of bangs destruction
yunho/jaejoong
general / pg13 / oneshot
Yunho, Jaejoong concludes, would make a horrible hairdresser.


 

“I am not letting you put our baby in danger!" Jaejoong cries out, shielding the little boy from Yunho. "Put your weapon down. I said put it down!"

"Don't be silly. I'm not going to hurt him. It's just a haircut."

Jaejoong kicks Yunho's thigh and buries himself with Minseok deeper in the couch. "You must have forgotten that you're a bodyguard, not a haircutter."

"Hairdresser."

"Same thing." He flails his legs pathetically, pulling the whimpering clueless boy against his chest. "Don't let mama touch you, Minseok my love. He's going to look like Changmin! Ugly ugly."

"You're overreacting. And Changmin's not ugly."

"Are you saying he's handsome?"

"Well, isn't he?" Jaejoong growls and he just chuckles. "Don't tell me you're jealous. It's Changmin."

"So you're saying that if Changmin's not Changmin but he has Changmin's face, you'd like him?!"

Yunho sighs. "I won't even bother." Slipping the scissors on his back pocket, he claps his hands twice and snatches Minseok from Jaejoong. He heads towards their room and locks it, ignoring a ballistic Jaejoong. He gently puts the boy down the computer chair and grins. "Ha! I got you all for myself now." Minseok tilts his head, blinking at his mama. "Mama is going to cut your bangs, okay? It's getting long and--"

"No."

"W-what?"

"Papa said I'm going to be ugly. I don't want to be ugly."

Yunho rolls his eyes. "Don't listen to your mama. He's just being a drama queen."

"Queen?"

"Yes, queen. Now be a sweetheart and let mama take care of your hair."

Yunho knows he's bad, but he didn't think he's this bad. Now he's sure he's never going to hear the end of it from Jaejoong. But it's not his fault! It really isn't. If there's something to blame, it's Minseok's hair. It has been v