LOW LIVES

yermthegerm, youngson, hyunisbae1 and three others are in this group

yermthegerm: okay, who did it?

hyunisbae1: Manners, young man!

yermthegerm: not the time, Hyun!

hyunisbae2: but I didn’t say anything yet?

yermthegerm: I SAID NOT THE TIME!!!!!!11

DaddyBeefCake: I’ll smack you.

yermthegerm: i regret everything

wanda: Look, why don’t you just say whatever it is you have to say

             Hyo will whoop you and nobody here will stop him

yermthegerm: who gave seul pringles?

hyunisbae2: you know he’s a grown man and can buy his own, right

wanda: Not in his neighborhood or around it

hyunisbae2: say what now

yermthegerm: seul has a problem

                         nobody sells for him anymore

DaddyBeefCake: You are telling me that Kang Seulgi

                              My one and only baby bear

                              Has a problem big enough so nobody sells him pringles

                              ????????????

wanda: Hyo, calm down

             Dubs, come get your mans

hyunisbae2: people would argue he is your mans, tho

wanda: This is what we doing now?

hyunisbae1: Enough with you two

yemrthegerm: so nobody helping out?

DaddyBeefCake: Sorry, Yermmie

                              We really don’t know

yermthegerm: it’s alright, thanks Hyo

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

DaddyBeefCake, hyunisbae2, mrpenguin and three others are in this group

DaddyBeefCake: Yall, Yerm is asking who gave Seul pringles

                              Anybody know something?

therealbunny: I saw him walking around with Younggie this morning

bombreallove: saw him with his mom at the market

                         I did go and say hello

                         never saw any pringles tho

shotthroughyo<3: They can’t buy any

                                Nobody around sells to them bcz mr Kang asked

mrpenguin: Why is Yerm worried???

hyunisbae2: seul ate a whole box one time and ended up having his stomach pumped

                      nobody trusts him wiht it anymore

                      *with

mrpenguin: oh.

hyunisbae2: it was ugly

                      still get nightmares from time to time

DaddyBeefCake: You were there?

hyunisbae2: seul, younggie and wannie were at our place

                      school stuff I didn’t care abt

DaddyBeefCake: I’m sorry you had to go through that

hyunisbae2: ji, I’m sleeping over

                     I already feel the nightmares just talking about it

DaddyBeefCake: I’ll make you some good dinner

therealbunny: you both know you can flirt somewhere else, right

DaddyBeefCake: This isn’t flirting

                              It’s helping Dubs with his trauma

bombreallove: well, tell us if you need anythign

                         *anything

hyunisbae2: will do

                     Later

RED LIPS VELVET THIGHS

hyunisbae1, wanda, legsfordays and two others are in this group

yermthegerm: anybody here knows who gaver Seul pringles?

legsfordays: somebody gave Seul pringles?

hyunisbae1: Seems like it

                      Dubs said Hyo and the chem boys don’t know either

yermthegerm: well, that crosses off about everyone close

zenbear: and why is this a problem?

hyunisbae1: stomach pump

zenbear: that was two years ago!

wanda: and nothing can bring back Hyun’s carpet

hyunisbae1: or my pink power ranger blankets

zenbear: yall bringing back old stuff now?

hyunisbae1: it was my favorite and you know it

                      I never found another like it

wanda: do you even know how much it is to change the carpet for an entire room?

legsfordays: not to mention all our uniforms that got hit in the crossfire

zenbear: fine!

yermthegerm: your mom has a few words for you, Seul

zenbear: you told her?

yermthegerm: obviously

                         you know I can’t lie to her

zenbear: top ten anime betrayals right there

wanda: you getting pringles behind our backs?

             definitely

zenbear: I don’t wanna be in this conversatnoi anymore

                *conversation

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mrsquirrel: so, you gotta pay them up by friday

zenbear: about that, can you get an extension?

mrsquirrel: a what now?

zenbear: Yermmie found out and told my mom

                I don’t think I’ll be allowed out anytime soon

mrsquirrel: look, they already took a great risk selling to you

                    just do what you have to do and pay them up

zenbear: what if I can’t?

mrsquirrel: nothing I can do about it

                    my part was getting them to listen to you

                    your part is to pay them up on time

zenbear: fine, but you are responsible for my death

mrsquirrel: don’t be dramatic

                    just pay up and you’ll be fine

zenbear: it’s what I deserve, I guess

mrsquirrel: nice doing business with you

zenbear: yeah yeah

mrsquirrel: bye, Seul

zenbear: later Sacchan