Jihyo is bored
The Daily Lives of Highschool Boys
Do you ever feel like a day is just eternal? Like three hours passed and then you check and it’s been five minutes? That’s how we find Park Jihyo this fine monday. He was resting from training, the weight was almost dropped already and if he didn’t rest properly, he’d likely pull a muscle anytime now. School was dismissed earlier, something about a toilet blowing up that sounded suspiciously like Kim Yerim’s doing, not that anyone minded.
Our favorite Jigglypuf love child was lazing around on his bed, doing his best to not go out for a run, he was about one pushup away from an injury and he knew it. Now, our boy had done his schoolwork, studied a little, wrote down some notes for chemistry club the following day and it wasn’t even five yet. Might as well try and find something to do, he messaged Jackson and was told they were closing the shelter for that week because they were smoking the place for fleas and ticks, because of the animals they had to do it in small areas. Then he messaged Tzuyu and found that the boy was headed to the archery range to get his muscles flexing a little.
The other option, and one he didn’t really want to go for it, but there was no other way (there was, but he wanted to talk to someone). The lovely Bae Dahyun would be the one to entertain him, Jihyo was refusing to text him because he knew the younger Bae would take each and any opportunity to skip studying, it went from talking to a friend to cleaning the bathroom that was cleaned the day before, just to have an excuse to not stick to his studies. But dire situations (this wasn’t one at all) called for extreme measures and Jihyo was already hitting send before he knew it.
DaddyBeefCake: You free rn?
hyunisbae2: for you i’m always available
DaddyBeefCake: You flatter me. But I’m about to go running
hyunisbae2: no you’re not
DaddyBeefCake: No I’m not. But I’m lonely and wanted to talk to you
hyunisbae2: you are the cutest, but tzu was busy right?!
DaddyBeefCake: He’s at the archery range.
And I’m always wanting to talk to you, I don’t know what you are talking about
hyunisbae2: i’m talking about you not being that slick
DaddyBeefCake: Fine! I tried to go to the shelter but they are closed for the week
And Tzu said he’d spend the days flexing his old archery muscles!
hyunisbae2: thank you for your honesty, now i shall entertain you, my prince
DaddyBeefCake: You are insufferable.
hyunisbae2: but you love me anyways
now, what’s up
DaddyBeefCake: So, the first rounds are next saturday
hyunisbae2: i know
you saved me a seat, right
DaddyBeefCake: Of course I did! But that’s not the point
hyunisbae2: the point is that you need to go get waxed and wants me to come with
which i will, just tell me wen
*when
DaddyBeefCake: you know me so well
hyunisbae2: that’s why you can't live without me
now, time and space coordinates
DaddyBeefCake: I’m thinking tomorrow after classes?
If I can get an appointment, that is
hyunisbae2: you could, you know, call them right now
Maybe?
idk
DaddyBeefCake: Fine, just hang on
hyunisbae2: i’m here
Jihyo flips apps and pulls up the number for the beauty parlor. Since greco-roman consisted of grappling, it was common for the fighters to try and eliminate the most friction possible, that meant he’d get everything from the neck down waxed off every time he was competing. Sure, they could just shave themselves, but JIhyo loved the feeling of his legs when he got them waxed, and his chest and abs, it felt so soft and smooth, Dahyun loved it too, the younger boy would make it a point to run his hands on Jihyo’s body whenever he could once wax season was on, he was a bit sad that JIhyo was going to drop it soon, maybe they could negotiate and keep the waxing happening.
DaddyBeefCake: I’m back
hyunisbae2: missed you
DaddyBeefCake: It’s been liek, ten minutes
*like
hyunisbae2: still missed you
got the appointment?
DaddyBeefCake: Sure did, we are on tomorrow at five
We could go to that cafe you’ve been talking about
hyunisbae2: you know me too well
DaddyBeefCake: I just enjoy pampering you
hyunisbae2: don’t stop
DaddyBeefCake: Don’t intend to
hyunisbae2: so, you saying i’m getting waxed too?
DaddyBeefCake: We both know you like getting heirless as well
*hairless
hyunisbae2: i’m not denying it
DaddyBeefCake: Good, because I love how much softer we get
hyunisbae2: oh my, mr park
are you propositioning me?
DaddyBeefCake: Is it working?
hyunisbae2: maybe
DaddyBeefCake: Then I’ll keep trying until it works
hyunisbae2: mr park, i’m just a simple boy
DaddyBeefCake: You see my body, you can’t help yourself
I know
hyunisbae2: if you weren’t so stubborn we could be dating already
DaddyBeefCake: If you weren’t so impatient we could be doing great things without dating
hyunisbae2: but I want to kiss you, and touch you, and spend nights hugging you tight
DaddyBeefCake: I know, but you know why we aren’t together yet too
hyunisbae2: i’m sorry, i’m not trying to pressure you
i just get frustrated sometimes
DaddyBeefCake: I know, and I’m sorry about that too
I’m trying, I really am
hyunisbae2: i know you are, babe
i just wish we could be together already
DaddyBeefCake: I’ll talk to my parents again
Can’t have grandpa keep insisting on an arranged marriage all my life
hyunisbae2: i’m sure everything will work out fine
sorry for pushing you again
DaddyBeefCake: No, you have all the right to be frustrated
I’m frustrated. And it’s all because my dad hasn’t been able to stand up to grandpa yet
hyunisbae2: hey, no
we both know the legal repercussions
we can wait abit more
*a bit
DaddyBeefCake: I don’t want to wait a bit more
I want you now
hyunisbae2: hyo, go take a nap
you are getting cranky
DaddyBeefCake: Fine. But we are definitely sleeping over tomorrow
hyunisbae2: here of there?
DaddyBeefCake: There. Haven’t talked to your parents in a while
hyunisbae2: yes sir
now go get some sleep
DaddyBeefCake: Okay. Love you
hyunisbae2: love you too
text me later
DaddyBeefCake: Will do.
Jihyo grumbles a little, but moves to sleep anyways, he was getting cranky and should probably take a nap. It was always bad whenever Dahyun brought up their relationship, they loved each other, and Jihyo’s grandfather had made some deals with him as a trading card without anyone’s knowledge. Mr Park has been trying to legally untie his entire family from said deals but it was a slow process, he was the cast out son, and already not benefitting from anything the rest of his family might have. He was a lawyer himself and had a good friend helping with everything. It has been five years since he discovered there were legal agreements made on their behalf, but pinpointing all of them and legally dissolving each one took a lot of work.
It’s not that mama and papa Park were keeping their son from dating Dahyun, it was that mr Park found out there was an arranged marriage agreement in Jihyo’s name that would ruin the entire Bae family if they did get together before mr Park managed to annul it. It saddened everyone, especially when the two boys were so head-over-hills for each other, but it was the best they had at the moment.
Maybe they could get to that cuddling tomorrow, laying on one of their beds on their boxers and hugging each other tight was the best way to sleep, Dahyun and Jihyo could agree to that easily. Until they can freely be together, they will take what they can get.
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