Dara suddenly felt movement on the bushes across the bar. The area was poorly lit but the night was silent, making the sound quite audible. The paranoid creep that she is, she walked faster. However, her steps stopped when she noticed that the sound came from 2 men, carrying cameras – both trying to capture something near her or her? She was puzzled. Why would anyone try to take pictures of her? When suddenly it dawned on her that they were taking photos of the man she just walked past.

She immediately stopped her tracks and turned around, to warn Mr. Weird Fashion Guy. Just when she was about to tap him on the shoulder, her eyes widened when something registered. This man looks so familiar and weird because he is famous. The drunken man is no other than Kwon Ji Yong or GDragon as more popularly known in the music industry. He was clearly out of it and he looks pissed. I tried tapping him on the shoulder to get his attention.

“Uhmm hi. think someone is trying to take your photos.” She tried snapping her fingers because he didn’t seem to hear her.

“Yah! Listen to m—“ my words were left unsaid as I felt Jiyong grab me. I was forced to take a seat on the dirty steps as Jiyong kissed me – yes he KISSED A FREAKING STRANGER – on the lips. I tried to slap his shoulders to make him stop and when he did, it was as if he mistook me for someone else.

“Aish Kiko, I knew you’d come for me. Baby, I tried calling and calling but you wouldn’t answer. Why? Please, don’t do this.” I looked at his eyes and I saw, despair? Sadness? Regret? But I didn’t really care because I was floating away on some distant planet because here I was, Dara, a 29 year-old plain jane and I have Kwon Ji Yong’s hands on my face and he just freaking kissed my lips!

Disclaimer: Photos are not mine. Credit to the owners :)