Donghyuk cosplaying as Harley Quinn is something very rare, so even though I have absolutely no plans to update this soon.... (the other boys better not have teased my son so much!!)

This is an AllDong group chat oneshot, featuring two scenarios of iKON fighting over Dong lmao (Shoutout to Chi. Credit of the 2nd scenario's title goes to you ^^)

1. Exclusive Merchandise

Jinan added Mambin, Kimbab, Chanu, Yun, June to the chat

Yun: New group chat? Why?

Jinan: 200 bucks for that selca

Jinan: I’m willing to negotiate

Yun:???

Jinan: So it’s not you

Mambin: What’s this about hyung?

Kimbab: Why is Dong not here?

Chanu: it’s THAT isn’t it

Chanu: Donghyukie’s Harley selca

Chanu: With an actual Harley wig

Chanu: It’s…

Jinan: TOO CUTE. TOO Y

Chanu: It’s ILLEGAL

Jinan: YOUTH PHOTOBOOK ILLEGAL

Yun: WHAT

Kimbab: WHAT

Mambin: WHERE

June: SHARE THE SPOILS

Jinan: Did you not see how embarrassed my baby was??

Jinan: He’s NOT gonna share it to us all. That’s why I’m willing to pay

Jinan: Whoever you are who got that selca first

Jinan: Quit pretending you don’t know and let’s talk

Mambin: I ain’t pretending but I’m willing to pay up too. 500 bucks

Mambin: And he’s not your baby

Jinan: Fight me

Yun: Woah

Yun: 650 bucks for me. Limited offer only

Chanu: Whoever you are I’ll be your personal servant for 3 days

Kimbab: The you guys???

Kimbab: But how did Jinan and Chanu know?

Chanu: The stylist noonas have that selca. Me and Jinani-hyung had a peek

Jinan: They don’t want to share. Said it’s exclusive merchandise :(((

Chanu: They said Dong first shared it to someone else from the team

Jinan: SO FESS UP NOW COME ON

June: If I were that guy I won’t let you guys have it

June: My private viewing only

Yun: So it’s you

June: There’s an “if” hyung. Learn comprehension sometimes

Kimbab: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Chanu: It’s you isn’t it Kimbab? You’re getting us out of topic!

Kimbab: No

Kimbab: I have another selca of him already

Jinan: WHAT

Yun: NOT FAIR

Mambin: Why you???

Kimbab: Because I escorted him on stage and you guys too much backstage

June: That’s how we show our love

Kimbab: There’s a limit

Chanu: You’re not the one to say that hyung

Kimbab: I’m not gonna give you guys my copy

Jinan: I’ll buy you any Overwatch skin you want. Plus loot boxes

Kimbab:

Mambin: Oi that’s unfair

Mambin: Buy me those too hyung

Jinan: NO

Mambin: As the leader, I’m commanding Kimbab to give me that selca and Jinani to buy me loot boxes too

Kimbab: :P

June: Thank you for pulling out for us. So it’s just me, Yun-hyung and Chanu for that complete Harley cosplay selca

Mambin: THAT’S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THING

Yun: I’m just gonna ask Dong. He’ll give me that selca if I ask

Chanu: As if

Yun: We’re YunHyuk hello????

June: So?? Before YunHyuk there’s Jun ing Dong. OG ship JunDong

Chanu: which is already dead ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

June: Yours doesn’t even exist

Chanu: Donghyukie loves me more than you

June: You’re just playing with his golden heart

Jinan: If the mat-hyung can’t even ask him, all of you can’t!

Mambin: If the leader asks, my faithful and loving Dongdong will give

Yun: You will not take advantage of my angel

June: He’s not yours

Yun: Not yours too

Chanu: All of you are lame eww

Kimbab added Dongii to the chat

Kimbab: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

June:

Jinan: You ing punk

Mambin: Donghyuk-ah I want your selca please?

Chanu: He’s not even here yet

Dongii: WHAT IS THIS

Chanu: Donghyukie, I love you! Please give me your Harley selca!

Dongii: WHAT IS THIS???

June: Dong I swear, I was just pulled into this mess

Dongii: So it’s not enough that you all bullied me backstage

Dongii: All of you are even gonna make fun of me with that selca

Jinan: What no!!!!

Jinan: No one’s gonna make fun of you!! How could I???

Dongii: You cat-called me backstage hyung

Kimbab: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Dongii: Please stop that hyung

Kimbab: Ok

Yun: Dong, we’re serious. We want that selca because we think you’re really pretty as Harley Quinn

Mambin: You’re gorgeous Donghyuk-ah

Dongii: I can’t trust you guys

Dongii: And I only took that selca because YunHyuk-hyung wanted one

Dongii: He’s the one who’s been taking care of me very well after all :))))))))

Dongii: Stylist noonas too. They all promised they won’t spread it

Dongii: So sorry

Dongii exits the chat

Yun: :(

June: Why do I feel like I got slapped?

Jjanyo: Same ㅠㅠ

Mambin: Me too

Kimbab: Does this mean I won?

Jinan: you

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2. Competition for the Joker Role

Dongii: So guys

Dongii: Our konics liked the cosplay so much

Dongii: YGEX decided we should do another one for the Xmas Live

Dongii: It’ll be with complete costumes and makeup

Dongii: Unfortunately they want me to be Harley Quinn again

Yun: OMG yes

Dongii: Better let me finish first before reacting hyung :)))))))

June: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Dongii: So you’re out already June?

June: No, I’ll shut up now

Dongii: Good

Dongii: So since I’m gonna be Harley again

Dongii: They want another member to be Joker

Dongii: And we’ll play like a couple on stage

Chanu: I’m in

Chanu: I already cosplayed Joker so we should do it together ♥

Yun: It doesn’t have to be you maknae. It could be me

Chanu: You don’t have the criteria hyung

Yun: This kid doesn’t know what he’s talking about

Kimbab: It’s only proper that a queen should be with his king

Kimbab: And who’s the King of the Youth?

Yun: That has absolutely no correlation with the cosplay at all

Mambin: If there’s any “king” here, it’s me. I’m the leader

Jinan: Joker loved Harley Quinn very much in the movie

Jinan: I’m the one who loves Donghyukie the most

Yun: THAT’S MY LINE

Jinan: That expired long ago

June: Can I speak now?

Dongii: Not yet

Dongii: So I’ll take it that everyone’s okay being the Joker?

Yun: YES

Chanu: Isn’t that obvious from our last chat? ㅠㅠ

Kimbab: Dong, you know you want to do it with me

Mambin: Donghyuk-ah, let’s make our fans happy together

Jinan: I’m even willing to pay money for your selca Donghyukie...

Dongii: June you can speak now

June: You’ll regret it if we don’t do the Joker Harley couple cosplay

June: We have the perfect tension for that. We both know it

June: Let’s do our best, babe

Dongii: You almost had me until that “babe”

Mambin: ㅋㅋㅋ

Jinan: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Chanu: ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

June: It's all the truth though ;)

Jinan: You’re all lame

Jinan: How about this, Dong

Jinan: I can be the Harley Quinn and you can be the Joker

Jinan: I know you can pull off one hot and y Joker ;)

Kimbab: Didn’t you read? He said YGEX wants him to be Harley

Jinan: It’s not like me being Harley is a bad idea. I’m the prettiest as a girl

Jinan: Right Dong?

Dongii: That’s… very convincing

Kimbab: OH

Kimbab: Don’t fall for that snake’s trap Donggu-ya!

Jinan: Shut up this is between me and my lovely dongsaeng

Kimbab: I’m your dongsaeng too!

Chanu: Donghyukie…. Do the cosplay with me please? ㅠㅠ

Mambin: Donghyuk-ah, the two of us have been through so many trials

Yun: we ALL went through trials bin-ah. Stop with that sentimental play

Yun: Dong, I’m the one who teased you the least

Yun: And love you the most

Chanu: That line is the only thing you have going for you hyung. How sad

June: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Yun: You punks…

Dongii: Let’s just decide by doing this

Dongii: The one who deletes all his saved photos of me as Harley will be the Joker

Dongii: I’ll take a new selca for that person after Xmas Live

Dongii: post an evidence here that you deleted everything. I’ll give you 3 minutes

Yun posted a photo

Mambin posted a photo

Kimbab posted a photo

June posted a photo

Chanu: Wait, everyone’s deleting theirs

Chanu posted a photo

Jinan posted a photo

Dongii: Since Yunhyeong-hyung did it first, he’ll be the joker ^^

Jinan: Dammit I shouldn’t have hesitated

Yun: YESSSSSSSS!!!

Yun: We’ll be the best Joker-Harley ever!

Dong: ^^

Dong: I’ll buy everyone else ice cream as a consolation prize

Chanu: :(

June: :((

Jinan: :(((

Mambin: :((((

Kimbab: :(((((

The next day…

Chanu: Hyungs omg

Chanu: I asked YunHyuk-hyung

Chanu: There’s actually no plans for a Harley-Joker cosplay at Xmas Live

Mambin: Ehh…

Chanu: We’re just gonna wear Christmas-themed costumes he said

Yun: ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

June: Wow Dong actually trolled us and made us delete his Harley pics at the same time

June: He’s more savage than me and Chanu ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Jinan: I KNEW IT

Kimbab: Damn he got us good ㅋㅋㅋ

Kimbab: I’m not angry though. It was fun fighting over him ㅋㅋ

Mambin: He’s gonna choose me if we’re being serious though

Yun: Not this again

Yun: Will still fight for him whatever you all say

June: There goes your first lead syndrome again

June: The truth is me and Dong will be so hot together as Joker and Harley

Chanu: Every couple-up with him is hot and he’ll still choose me because I’m the maknae

Jinan: You punks are giving me a headache making this a Dongdong competition again

Kimbab: We all love him so much

Mambin, Yun, June, Chanu and Jinan liked Kimbab’s post

Jinan: We love him and we’re wrapped around his finger

Dongii enters the chat

Dongii: ^^

Dongii: I love you very much too

Dongii: All of you

Dongii: ♥

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... I just need my son Donghyuk to get back on s' teases and bullying for once. They've been going overboard sometimes (coughBobbycough). But of course at the end of the day, they all love each other.