In honor of iKON's (esp. Hanbin and Junhwe) obssession with Donghyuk's body. Have you guys watched their Pops in Seoul interview and their V-App countdown for Apology? Those boys are so thirsty for Dongdong it cracks me up. So here I am presenting a crackish allDong (pfft) one-shot. Bobdong, yundong, bindong, jundong, donghwan, chandong. You name it, I got it.

It was about 45 seconds after Donghyuk went out to buy ice cream when Hanbin came out looking flustered from his shared room with the 97-liners. The remaining iKON members at the living room noticed.

"Yo, your face is all red. You ok?" Bobby asked with a raised eyebrow as he lounged on the largest couch, lazily switching between TV channels. Yunhyeong and Chanwoo, who were playing with their own iPads on the other sofa, looked at their leader too. Jinhwan, who was writing some notes by the table, spared him a glance while Junhwe couldn't care less. He continued shuffling cd's while he sat cross-legged on the carpet.

"I'm fine. It’s just that I saw something daebak just now." Hanbin answered while running a hand through his hair. He sat on the armrest of the couch Bobby’s lounging on.

"Has Donghyuk always been THAT y?"

Instantly, all attention was on their leader. Hanbin looked at them, surprised. "What?"

"You're talking about his back muscles aren't you?" Junhwe answered while shaking his head, suddenly interested. "No wonder you're flustered. He's got to have the iest back muscles I've ever seen, no kidding. I don't blame you, hyung."

Hanbin groaned but didn't deny. "That's not only it though. He was shirtless, and was wearing pants without belt. His white underwear is sticking out and when he placed his jacket back on the closet, he looked like some model for a y magazine or something. Seriously, it gave me chills."

Bobby snickered. "You're sounding a little on the fangirl side there."

"He's not exaggerating though." Yunhyeong cut in. "The first time I saw Donghyuk wearing only boxers I literally froze. Like man, he got this manly but aura without even trying. If I were a girl I would have already melted there on the spot."

"Yah, I know what you mean." Jinhwan added with a chuckle. "It was a short time, but I always felt this frustration and small envy when we're roommates. Like, how the heck did he get that toned? We're all doing the same dances and exercises so how? I won't be surprised if he ends up modeling in y concepts."

"No. I'm not gonna allow that." Hanbin suddenly interjected, his face serious. "He's got too much iness going on. Both female and male fans might die from seeing him like that."

"Donghyuk doesn't like being told he's y though." Chanwoo cut in with an amused look. "I once told him he's y, and he said not to call him that. Makes him embarrassed or something."

The hyungs looked at their maknae like he grew another head.

"Aigoo, you have some balls saying that straight to his face." Bobby commented with a laugh.

"Yeah, but seeing him blush like an innocent high school girl makes me want to more. If it’s not the most adorable thing ever I don’t know what is." Chanwoo bluntly answered with a sheepish grin.

The others continued to stare at him until a mental image of a shirtless Donghyuk "blushing like an innocent high school girl" popped in their heads. Donghyuk’s always been cute and his embarrassed face is unofficially iKON’s guilty pleasure. But if it’s to the point of him looking like an “innocent high school girl”…It didn’t help that the image was also emphasized with “the most adorable thing ever”.

The hyungs simultaneously blushed. Suddenly, they're very interested.

---
 

Something's up.

That's the feeling Donghyuk got the moment he returned from buying his team ice cream. With only a few minutes after coming back, he could feel chills down his spine and the odd feeling of someone looking at him hard. But whenever he turns to see who it was, the members were all innocently doing their own stuff.

It was unnerving. But being roommates with them for almost half a decade is already enough to know that when something's up, it’s best to let them do whatever they planned on doing and let them have their fun. It’s that or beat them to their own game.

Donghyuk usually goes for the first option. But depending on what they're currently planning, he could go for the second one.

And when he goes for the second one, he has a record of always winning.

---

The plan was for each of them to try make Donghyuk blush “like an innocent high school girl" by using the "y" card. There's no punishment for failing, and the joy or satisfaction of seeing such an unlikely reaction from their main dancer would be the prize. Since Chanwoo already saw it, he's exempted from the game and can't interfere. They drew lots and Bobby's first.

Bobby's straight-forward so he chose the most obvious time to set his plan into motion: barging into Donghyuk, Hanbin and Junhwe's room when Donghyuk is changing, using the excuse of borrowing an accessory from him and commenting on his physique. It’s such a natural scenario that the chances of a failure are low so Bobby's confident about it.

That said, with the confirmation from Junhwe, Bobby went in without knocking.

"Donghyuk-ah, you got some extra cap lying around?"

It was sudden so Donghyuk almost jumped from surprise. Bobby quickly noted that he's just wearing jeans and was halfway wearing a button-down white shirt. The other half of the shirt was already worn while the other was dangling - thus revealing his well-toned arm to him.

Dongyuk scolded him for surprising him then went on his way towards his closet. Bobby apologized then decided it’s the best time to compliment his dongsaeng.

"Heol, now that I take a good look on you, you're..." The rapper started saying as Donghyuk turned his back to him to reach towards the top shelf of the closet.

Bobby’s eyes widened a bit as Donghyuk's back muscles flexed with the motion. It looked like one of those fitness commercials when the male model poses and stuff (or those scenes in movies were only the guy’s back is shown when doing The Do). The worst thing is his mind kind of filtered his eyes to see it in freaking slow motion.

Bobby finds himself gulping.

"What are you saying hyung?" The younger asked when the older was unable to continue his sentence. He took a cap then faced the rapper. "I think this one's good. What do you think?"

Donghyuk twirled the cap a couple of times before throwing it towards Bobby. The elder woke up from his reverie and caught the cap, looking at it in a half-trance before nodding.

"Yeah, this is good. Thanks."

"No prob hyung."

With that Bobby left, not noticing the suspicious expression on Donghyuk's face.

---

The news of Bobby's failure is no surprise to the others because he's the only one who hadn't really paid attention to Donghyuk's figure. Bobby kept insisting he'll succeed next time since the element of surprise is gone, but there's no next time.

The next one up is Yunhyeong. Since they're pretty close, Yunhyeong decided to act like how he usually does around Donghyuk - be affectionate and a bit clingy then playfully comment on his iness.

His chance came when they're the ones assigned to cut fruit for their snack while the others are busy cleaning their own rooms.

"I'm getting bored with this." Yunhyeong suddenly remarked, exaggeratedly placing the knife back on the cutting board and stretching his arms. Donghyuk chuckled.

"Why only now when you're almost done? Aigoo."

An idea popped in Yunhyeong's head. Releasing a playful smile, he tentatively went behind the younger male and wrapped his arms around his chest.

"Yah hyung! What are you doing?!" Donghyuk protested but didn't move to make him pull away. Yunhyeong only shrugged.

"Donghyukkie, finish it up for me would you?" He asked using aegyo voice. Their main dancer snorted.

"Geez. You're so random sometimes. Alright, just because you're a hyung."

Usually, it should have been the end of it and Yunhyeong should have pulled away and left Donghyuk alone. But Yunhyeong didn't.

"Say..." The hyung started. "Have you been working out again? You're becoming ier."

He expected a blush to bloom on Donghyuk's cheeks or ears. He was excitedly waiting for the "innocent high school girl" embarrassed expression on Donghyuk's face, and was already thinking of ways to quickly snap a photo of it in his phone. Instead, he got something of the opposite.

Donghyuk stopped chopping the fruits for a moment, reached to hold Yunhyeong's hand on his chest, and then look sideways straight to his eyes.

"Eh~ you really think so, hyung?"

There was something in the way Donghyuk stared at him that made Yunhyeong freeze for three seconds before he suddenly pulled away. It made him feel shivers down his spine, with a weird coiling in his stomach that may or may not be the reason for the growing warmth in his cheeks. Knowing that he's screwed, Yunhyeong forced a laugh and told his brother that he should be slowing down with working out or else he'll leave the others in the dust. Donghyuk cheerfully nodded, then watched as his hyung turned and left the kitchen in a hurry.

By that time, Donghyuk already has an idea of what s are playing at.
 

---

Yunhyeong's loss surprised the others. Of all the members they were expecting Yunhyeong to nail it since he’s the one Donghyuk is currently closest with.

The next one to attempt is Jinhwan. Since the roundabout way didn’t work, he decided to do it in the face.

He chose the time when Donghyuk just went out of the shower. Pretending that he passed by after taking a juice packet from the kitchen, Jinhwan waited for the right timing and appeared.

"Ah, Jinhwan-hyung!" Donghyuk responded with surprise. He had a towel wrapped around his hips, revealing the white undies Hanbin seemed to find as too y, while his upper body remained . A smaller towel was limply hanging on his wet hair.

Jinhwan’s mind blanked out for a moment. He considers himself as the one in charge of iness in iKON but now that he has a very good look at Donghyuk... maybe he shouldn’t be so quick to claim that role. His instincts told him to back out now but he forced himself to say something.

"Yah Donghyuk, how did you get like that? Why are you so y?"

Silence…

It was a bad line and Jinhwan prevented himself from cringing. It didn't help that Donghyuk stared at him with an unreadable expression.

'Damn. He's suspicious isn't he?'

Then Donghyuk chuckled and started walking towards him.

"So you want to look ier too Jinhwan-hyung? Come with me to the gym next time. I'll show you how."

It was an unexpected response, causing Jinhwan to become flustered.

"Ah, there's no need. I'm just really wondering..."

Jinhwan tensed when Donghyuk stopped right in front of him and without hesitation, wrapped an arm around his shoulders before leaning to his ear.

"That's right, there's no need. Since Jinhwan-hyung is already plenty y." Jinhwan can feel the younger male lean closer, warm breath bouncing on his skin. They were so close, Jinhwan could literally see how the droplets of water fall from Donghyuk’s wet hair and trace its way down his jaw.

Then Donghyuk pulled away and smiled cutely at him, even if the expression in his eyes was far from cute.

"Still, you're welcome to join me when working out ok, hyung?"

A few moments after Donghyuk left the hallway, Jinhwan was still standing there; mouth hanged open and his face red as his juice packet fell on the floor.

---

"You better back out now. There's no use."

That was what Jinhwan said upon reporting his failure. It should have deterred Hanbin and Junhwe since it’s already their mat-hyung warning them. That should have been enough to stop them from even attempting.

But Hanbin and Junhwe are both competitive. They won't give up without at least trying. Taking precautions from the previous failures though, the two decided to form an alliance. Never mind that they might share a victory instead of soloing it, as long as they get to win in the end. Besides, they're both in advantage since the three of them are roommates.

The plan was to tease Donghyuk straight up, but not enough to make him mad. Since solo attempts have failed, Hanbin and Junhwe thought of team-tagging Donghyuk with the teasing.

Makes one wonder how Chanwoo managed to get it done by himself.

The two decided to commence their plan after they came home from practice.Usually, the two of them and Donghyuk would all head straight to their bedroom and change their clothes at the same time. Junhwe will be attacking first.

Except on the day of their operation, Donghyuk swerved towards the bathroom, surprising both Hanbin and Junhwe. The leader was tempted to ask Donghyuk why he went to the bathroom first but quickly prevented himself. Asking him that would make Donghyuk suspicious.

So Hanbin signaled for the already tensed Junhwe to follow him towards their room, ignoring the snickers of Bobby and Jinhwan who knew their plans and had watched them from the living room.

Since there's no point in waiting while doing nothing, the two changed their clothes and pretended to do something with their phones while they waited for Donghyuk. They avoided talking to each other too since their voices might be heard from outside.

About two more minutes and the door opened. Both looked up with small grins, but those grins quickly disappeared upon seeing Donghyuk.

He was shirtless, the pants he's wearing was gone too leaving only white boxers - the edges of it dangling on his hips. His hair was wet and a bit messy, beads of water rolling down on his neck, shoulders and his toned torso…
 

Uhh...

Hanbin and Junhwe’s minds both blanked out; an explosion of question marks and exclamation points replacing every logical thought process in their heads. Donghyuk never enters their room like that.

"That was refreshing." He said as he went towards his closet. He dumped his dirty clothes on the laundry basket at the side.

His comment woke up the two. They could still salvage the situation. They exchanged glances before Junhwe put down his phone and stood up from the mini couch.

"Yah, Kim Donghyuk!" He called in his usual tone, trying to be natural. "You're being too much right now!"

Donghyuk turned to face him with a questioning glance. "What do you mean?"

Hanbin secretly snickered. It’s going all according to plan. Donghyuk reacted the way they expected him to. Now Junhwe just has to say-

Then Donghyuk smirked, adjusted his posture so he's leaning sideways on the closet, thumb hooking on the garter of his boxers, before running a hand through his wet hair with his other hand, and his head tilting teasingly upward. His eyes were slightly narrowed, darkly intense and smoldering as he stared at Junhwe.

Both the vocal and the leader unconsciously gulped. What the f-

"You're going to tease me about being y aren't you?"

For the second time, Hanbin and the Junhwe's minds short-circuited. Not only because Donghyuk found out, but also because Donghyuk is being too at the moment. So much so that the two can feel heat forming both in their cheeks and in their – ok, let’s stop there.

They're going in dangerous territory right now which meant they have to abort.

Seeing their deadpan faces, Donghyuk sighed heavily and pulled a shirt and a pair of shorts from his closet.

"Yah, you think I didn't notice? All of you should explain to me now."

---

In the end, all iKON members gathered in the living room. Except for Chanwoo, the others are looking sheepish - especially Hanbin and Junhwe. Donghyuk was standing in front of them, arms crossed in an intimidating manner.

Jinhwan raised a hand in defeat. As the overall hyung, he needed to speak up first.

"Ok, first of all, we're sorry about scheming behind you. It’s just that we became curious about what Chanwoo said about you."

Donghyuk raised an eyebrow. "What Chanwoo said?" He glanced at their maknae - who only shrugged.

The others glared at him.

"Yah, Chanwoo! Why are you pretending not to know?!" Junhwe yelled, throwing a pillow to him. Chanwoo expertly dodged.

"Stop for a moment and just tell me." Donghyuk cut in. He looked expectantly at Yunhyeong.

The hyung avoided his gaze, but still spoke up.

"Well...it all started when Hanbin asked us if you've always been y. Chawoo said he once told you that, and you blushed like an innocent high school girl.” Yunhyeong did imaginary quotation marks with his fingers for emphasis. “So we all planned to tease you about being y to see that reaction from you."

Now that they hear it with cleared minds, the others including Yunhyeong felt ashamed for themselves.

Donghyuk took a moment to let the words sink in before bursting into laughter. The others looked at him in surprise then felt even more embarrassed.

"Yah Donghyuk! Don't laugh so much!" Hanbin protested. "We all suffered too you know! Our pride and manliness has been damaged!"

Jinhwan cringed. "You make it worse by saying words like that Hanbin."

"There's no exaggeration in there." Junhwe shook his head. "For a second, I thought I was going gay."

Chanwoo widened his eyes at that and waited for the others to protest. Instead, the hyungs all nodded solemnly as if they all knew what Junhwe was talking about. Even Jinhwan, of all people.

"YAH. I don't want to hear that kind of thing." Donghyuk remarked with a cringe. "Anyway, you're all missing the true situation here."

Bobby raised a brow. "What do you mean?"

"Chanwoo never told me I'm y, which means I never blushed like an innocent high school girl. WHICH MEANS our maknae here duped us all."

A few seconds of silence...

"EEHHH?!?!"

Knowing what's gonna happen, Chanwoo immediately bolted out of the living room with a guffaw. Donghyuk facepalmed and snickered as the other members jumped out of their seats.
 

"JUNG CHANWOO YOU PIECE OF--"