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An Evil Maknae's Guide to Motherhood
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A/N: Hi, guys! :D

Okay, first, I'm going to answer the questions as to how many "chapters" there will be per "book." I did a rough outline of my chapter ideas. For Book 1, I have a total of 12 chapters listed. Books 2 and 3 will probably have around 7-10 chapters each, and they'll be shorter chapters since each update in these two books are more of snippets and glimpses of certain parts of their lives. Book 4 will probably like Book 1 and have a bit over 10 chapters. Whereas Books 2 and 3 are more on the hilarious and crazy side, Books 1 and 4 are where most of the "conflict" and "drama" in this story are found.

That being said, let's now proceed with the actual update! It's a bit shorter than the previous to updates, though. XD

Book 1: Impossible? It's Possible!

Chapter 5: Check-up

Hankyung let out a weary sigh and shut off the car’s engine. He took off his seatbelt and glanced at his companion who was still busy on the passenger’s seat beside him, sulking and sticking out his bottom lip.

“Okay, Kyu. We’re here,” Hankyung tried to say cheerfully.

Kyuhyun just pulled his arms tighter against his chest and stuck out his bottom lip even more.

Hankyung glanced around the underground parking lot and was thankful that it was empty, due the lateness of the hour. There was no one around to witness the scene about unfold. And Hankyung’s concern wasn’t even about people recognizing them (since it was after office hours and he and Kyuhyun were disguised anyway, as precaution). No, it was because the next series of events would probably get ugly.

Hankyung’s uncle's clinic was on the upper floor of this building and he was bringing the evil maknae for his first check-up.

And Kyuhyun hated doctors.

Hankyung ran his fingers through his hair listlessly, unsure of what to do. “Come on, Kyu! We already talked about this! You didn’t even protest a week ago when I first mentioned about you seeing my uncle!”

“That was because I was distracted and stressing about other things back then!”

Hankyung tried to reach over and unbuckle Kyuhyun’s seatbelt himself, but Kyuhyun growled and made to bite Hankyung’s hand. The Chinese quickly withdrew his hand.

“Did you seriously just try to bite me?!”

“I’m not going! You can’t make me!”

Hankyung hit his head repeatedly on the steering wheel. He had asked his uncle to see them after his regular clinic hours so that no one else will be around to see him and Kyuhyun, and to lull Kyuhyun into a false of security. He had managed to get Kyuhyun into his car on the pretense that he was taking the younger out for a quick trip to the mall and then dinner. But the moment he missed the turn for the mall, Kyuhyun was suspicious right away. Hankyung hadn’t expected Kyuhyun to be that familiar with the streets of Beijing. And Kyuhyun wasn’t called an evil genius for nothing- he had quickly guessed what Hankyung was up to. It was only Hankyung reminding Kyuhyun of the baby in him that stopped the younger from actually jumping out the speeding car in desperation once he realized that Hankyung was bringing him to a doctor.

Yeah, Kyuhyun’s fear of doctors was that bad.

“Kyuhyun, it won’t be so bad!” Hankyung pleaded. They couldn’t stay in this parking lot forever, so he was getting desperate. “And my cousin Su Yin is also a nurse in the clinic, and she’ll also be there to help and make you feel comfortable and-“

“Oh, that’s just great,” Kyuhyun said sarcastically. “Just what I wanted. More medical people.”

It wasn’t just doctors that Kyuhyun detested with a passion. No, he wasn't discriminating- his strong dislike also stretched to nurses, to the hospital staff, to hospitals and clinics. Anything and everything that was connected to the medical field.

One might think that Kyuhyun’s past car accident and the time he spent healing in the hospital after that had caused some trauma. But, no, it wasn’t that at all. Mrs. Cho had regaled the Super Junior members in the past with stories of all the tantrums and acrobatics (yes, acrobatics from a desperately trying to escape Kyuhyun) that happen when they needed to take Kyuhyun to the doctor even as a child.

And it seemed that Hankyung was going to experience it all now. All on his own. Poor him.

Hankyung now got flashbacks of how, when Kyuhyun got sick in the past, it would take all of Kyuhyun’s Super Junior hyungs to hold him down and open his mouth so that Leeteuk or Ryeowook could get him to take his medicine (and by that, it means that they force Kyuhyun's medicine down his throat).

The older male sighed again. This was going to be difficult.

Hankyung got out of the car and walked over to Kyuhyun’s side. If had to come to force, then it will! (May the heavens help him in dealing with the devil that was sulking like a five-year old in his car.)

Hankyung tried to open the car door on Kyuhyun’s side, but he was surprised to find that it wouldn’t open.

Kyuhyun was pulling it shut from the inside!

Hankyung let out a growl of frustration of his own. It was a few tensed minutes, but Hankyung eventually won and got the car door open.

Kyuhyun let out a curse and regretted, once again, his lack of muscles. His hyungs only ever manage to best him by using physical strength (since they were idiotic hyungs and had no chance in hell of outsmarting him), and apparently that was still true until now. It so wasn’t fair!

“Get out of the car, Kyuhyun,” Hankyung said sternly. Sternly because being nice and pleading didn’t seem to work.

But, of course, this was the evil maknae that we’re talking about. So, naturally, sternness also doesn’t work on him.

“NO!” Kyuhyun shouted at the top of his lungs.

“Kyuhyun.”

The warning behind Hankyung’s tone was clear. He was already starting to have a headache because of Kyuhyun’s stubbornness. He struggled with Kyuhyun and somehow, by some grace of heaven, managed to unbuckle the younger’s seatbelt.

However, Hankyung's success was only until there- he grabbed on to Kyuhyun and heaved him out of the car, but Kyuhyun managed to grab on to the car seat and the door, preventing Hankyung from totally dragging him away.

Kyuhyun then kicked Hankyung hard on his shin.

“OUCH!” Hankyung yelped in pain, his arms letting go of the younger and violent male. Kyuhyun quickly bolted back into the car and onto his seat. “Cho Kyuhyun, that hurt!”

“I said no! Doctors are evil!”

Hankyung snorted. “You should get along perfectly well with them, then, you evil maknae.”

Kyuhyun was seriously offended by that comparison.

“I am nothing like them! I’m evil, and proud of it, but they’re a different kind of evil!” the maknae protested indignantly.

“Yeah? How so?” Hankyung raised an eyebrow.

“Doctors stick needles on you, hyung! Needles!” Kyuhyun cried out, his eyes widening with fear. He waved his arms wildly to emphasize his point and get Hankyung to understand.

Hankyung couldn’t help but marvel about the fact that Kyuhyun- a genius, an idol, an evil maknae, a grown-up man (who somehow did the impossible and got pregnant)- was afraid of needles.

“We’re going for a prenatal check-up, Kyuhyun,” Hankyung said exasperatedly. “My uncle’s not going to stick any needle on you.”

“Well, you never know, do you? You just can’t trust doctors!” Kyuhyun said stubbornly, still refusing to get out of his seat.

“Stop being such a drama queen,” Hankyung groaned. The headache got worse and he rubbed his temples in an attempt to soothe it.

“You should be used to dealing with one, then, seeing who your ex is!” Kyuhyun snapped. No one can be more a drama queen than the diva of Super Junior, after all.

Hankyung’s face suddenly went blank and expressionless, though, and Kyuhyun immediately wanted to take back what he had just said.

In the past few weeks that he’s been staying with Hankyung, Kyuhyun hadn’t failed to notice how Hankyung had asked the younger about all of his ex-members… except Heechul. Hankyung had wondered out loud if they've succeeded in driving Leeteuk insane already, had asked if Donghae's driving had finally improved, and had even inquired about how Yesung's turtles were doing. But he never specifically asked about Heechul. And whenever Kyuhyun would mention his diva hyung in passing in his stories as he brought Hankyung up-to-date with what they’ve been up to since the Chinese left, Hankyung would just look away for a while and not mention anything about what Kyuhyun s

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[An Evil Maknae's Guide to Motherhood] I'm currently in the process of writing the final chapter. And I only have 2 more scenes to left write for this chapter. And I AM CRYING ;-; This story is nearly done, and I am so emoshinki about T__T

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ReadRealize #1
Chapter 1: First time reading a changkyu story
mykyunie #2
Chapter 52: I love it very much
dee_9576 #3
Chapter 53: OMG OMGGGGG
I have not checked this site for so long after you announced stopping cause I was only reading yours most of the time during those last few active months.. Decided to check and AM SO HAPPYY THANK YOU FOR THE UPDATE AND FOR THE CLOSUREEEE
GREAT CHAPTERS AS USUAL!! Glad to read how it turned out and Hahaha Kyu being jealous to his hyungs and even Changmin hahahaha
And the bonus chapter!! Double thumbs up omggg
Love this pls write more on Changkyu and thank you so much for returning once againnn
I'm so so so happyyy
Looking forward to more changkyu!!
pumpkinmunchikin #4
Chapter 53: Okay you evil maknae kyuhyun. It takes two to tango. I'm pretty sure Changmin will be all over the moon with that news and the possibility of another *cough*y time*cough*
mykyunie #5
Chapter 53: yeah I love you.
You do not know how many times I imagined that this would happen, that Kyu got pregnant again, I have said before that I wanted a sister for Minhyun and here Kyu is waiting for a new baby, I am very excited and I hope you give us another chapter I want to know the reaction of all with this news.
thank you.
We read later.
Hahahahaha__01
#6
Chapter 53: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I kinda felt bad to all Suju members go through what Hankyung went when Kyuhyun is pregnant.
I have a feeling that their child will be a girl.
THANK YOU FOR THE BONUS UPDATE!!!!!!!!!
iEeYyAaHh
#7
Chapter 53: OMAHGASHHHHHHH!!!!!
Im so excited about this bonus chapter. but WATT???!! Kyuhyun is pregnant.AGAIN.

CANT WAIT ABOUT THIS!!!!
Alvira88
#8
Chapter 53: You are sooooo crueeeeelllll!!!!! T__T
YOU'VE PLAYED MY HEART LIKE THIS!!!! TTTTT
I WANT MOOOOOREEEE OF THISSSS!!!
infiniteparadise328 #9
Chapter 53: Oh I'd love to see ALL the suju members go through what hankyung went through when kyu was pregnant ㄱㄱㄱ also with tvxq and most of all Changmin who can't lose his temper lest he awaken the moody, hormonal pregnant maknae ㄱㄱㄱ #GiveMinhyunASibling
jana_31 #10
Chapter 53: Love it!!! Tbh I was kind of disappointed that he wasn't pregnant again. But you did it!