Don't forget to read the a/n. 

“What do you think Brownie? Is it done?” Changmin asked his giant teddy bear. He stared at the bear for two seconds then went back to his play kitchenette. “I think it needs to cook more.” He again looks at the bear then nods, “you're right Brownie. Sunny side up can’t have any brown edges.”“What do you think Brownie? Is it done?” Changmin asked his giant teddy bear. He stared at the bear for two seconds then went back to his play kitchenette. “I think it needs to cook more.” He again looks at the bear then nods, “you're right Brownie. Sunny side up can’t have any brown edges.”

Changmin took the pan off the fake stove which had a little light in it for play-fire. He put the fake plastic egg on a light blue toy plate. “Your sunny side up Brownie.” He placed the plate in front of his bear and stared at it. A minute passed and Changmin kept his eyes on the plate but it became more of a frown as seconds passed. He poked the hard plastic of the egg white then held the egg. “This is not sunny. The yolk is not runny.” Changmin halted any thoughts about the accidental rhyme and threw the fake egg.

Changmin crossed his arms and vented out to his bear, “Toy kitchens !” which is saying something since Changmin loves his play kitchen. It’s as over the top for a toy as the professional kitchen of his parents. He had many toy ovens and stoves equal to the ones his parents had combined. He had utensils beyond simple pots and pans plus mini dinner ware. Jaejoong even went to great lengths to get him miniature mixers, food processors, refrigerators and even an ice cream churner. Yunho is looking up toy sous vide machines since his actual one is arriving in a week.

The only other toys he had were a monopoly set, a football and a handful of stuffed animals, Brownie being his favourite. Still, he loves his kitchen and doesn’t care that his friends call it ‘girly’. His parents are males and very excellent chefs. So in your face friends-who-are-dumb-but-still-love-each-other-and-bully-Minho-together!

“There has to be something better than plastic. Daddy says artificial ingredients are bad.” Changmin spoke to his bear. He walked out of his room carrying his pan and stove. He went to the kitchen (the real one) but thought better of it when he saw