BaconByun has started a conversation with satansoo.
BaconByun: D.O.-hyung! Help me help me!
satansoo: Let me guess... is this another love issue again?
BaconByun: Yesss! How are you so smart, hyung?
satansoo: Nah, I think you're just too obvious to figure out.
BaconByun: ._.
satansoo: Anyway, why is everybody asking me for love advice?
BaconByun: Because you're the smartest in EXO ^^ Don't you have a book for love or something?
satansoo: ...As a matter of fact, yes, I do.
BaconByun: So... how do I make someone like me?
satansoo: Uh... there are three ways to do that.
BaconByun: Okay, name them hyung!
satansoo: The first way is for you to be romantic, obviously. I mean, girls like romance and scented candles or whatever.
BaconByun: Yes, I have the perfect idea! I'll buy roses!
satansoo: Too unoriginal. How about white daisies?
BaconByun: As expected of D.O.-hyung! What's the second one?
satansoo: Second one... you have to be funny. I mean, girls like guys that can make them laugh.
BaconByun: You seriously haven't dated in your life? You sound like an expert!
satansoo: It's all in the book. The last one is to play hard to get, so that you won't seem too easy.
BaconByun: Okay! Thanks D.O.-hyung!
satansoo: Hey, I haven't finished...
BaconByun leaves the conversation.
satansoo: Ungrateful son ._.

BaconByun has started a conversation with rillabbom.
BaconByun: If our love was a fairytale~ I would charge in and rescue you~
rillabbom: On a yacht baby we will sail~ To an island where we'd say I do~
BaconByun: And if we had babies they would look like you~
rillabbom: It'd be so beautiful if that came true... Wait what? BABIES?!
BaconByun: It's a song! It's a song! ^^''
rillabbom: You live up to your name Byuntae Baekhyun ._.
BaconByun: But you like this byuntae ^^
rillabbom: No I don't!
BaconByun: Strong denial is acceptance! By the way... did you receive them?
rillabbom: Receive what?
BaconByun: The daisies I sent ^^
rillabbom: ...
rillabbom: You idiot Byun Baekhyun, I'm allergic to fflower poollen!
BaconByun: Wait, what? ^^'' You never mentioned that!
rillabbom: But I expected you to know ._. You disappointed me way too much.
BaconByun: No Bomi-yah! Hey, how about a joke to cheer you up? ^^
rillabbom: I'm in no mood forrr a jooke! ._.
BaconByun: Why did the cookie cry?
rillabbom: ...I feel like this would turn out lame...
BaconByun: Because his mother was a wafer so long!
rillabbom: ...Hahahaha?
BaconByun: SUCCESS!
rillabbom: ._. Someone, please drag this idiot away.
BaconByun: Yah! Don't insult your poor boyfriend ._.
rillabbom: Anyway... do you want to go somewhere later?
BaconByun: Later? Is it a date?
rillabbom: Eh... whatever floats on your boat? ^^
BaconByun: Hmmm... Welll... I'm kinda busy...
rillabbom: Tomorrow?
BaconByun: Uh... I'm kinda busy tomorrow too.
rillabbom: Never mind then ^^
BaconByun: Yah! You're not supposed to say 'never mind', but continue to insist!
rillabbom: Well, it's because I'm such a considerate girl~
BaconByun: *COUGHS COUGHS COUGHS*
rillabbom: Are you okay? You must be extra sick to type three coughs there ^^
BaconByun: Well, my sickness may recover if you type a loving message for me ^^
rillabbom: How smooth.
BaconByun: *COUGHS COUGHS COUGHS*
rillabbom: Okay, fine ._. Here goes...
rillabbom: To Byun Bacon... Although you're really idiotic, silly, illogical, weird, lame, foolish and so on so forth, I really like you. Why? Because you're you, and because bacon is delicious. ^^
BaconByun: ...I don't even know if that's meant to be loving or insulting... and the last part is totally unnecessary!
rillabbom: Okay, fine fine! Let me re-do. I love you because... you're Byun Baekhyun, and you're the king to my Pig Kingdom ^^
BaconByun: You finally admit it Bomi-yah ^^
rillabbom: Don't be too proud though ._.
BaconByun: Fine, I love you too ^^ Because you're the most fantabulous gorilla, the carefree moodmaker in A Pink, the comedian, and just... Bomi ^^
rillabbom: Awww~ ^^
BaconByun: ^^

BaconByun has started a conversation with satansoo.
BaconByun: D.O.-hyung! Guess what?
satansoo: Not interested.
satansoo leaves the conversation.
BaconByun: ._. D.O.-hyung...
BaconByun adds satansoo into the conversation.
BaconByun: I love you too, hyung ^^ But Bomi's still first, so yeah~ Bye ^^
BaconByun leaves the conversation.
satansoo: Ungrateful son ._. 



MamaRong has started a conversation with rillabbom.
MamaRong: YOU AND BYUN BAEKHYUN, I SAW IT ALL.
rillabbom: Oh, you did unnie? ^^
MamaRong: YES!! You can't believe how hurt I am...
rillabbom: Sorry unnie, but you can do it with one of the EXO members too ^^
MamaRong: With one of them? Saying such cheesy stuff?? No no no! I'd rather eat chicken feet while singing Luv!
rillabbom: ...
MamaRong: Speaking about that, Luhan-oppa has invited me to eat chicken feet with him. Bye Bomi-yah, have fun with your Bacon ^^
rillabbom: Well, have fun Chorong-unnie~ Make sure you score! And I will ^^
rillabbom leaves the conversation.
MamaRong: ...What about the saying SISTERS BEFORE MISTERS? ._.

MamaRong has started a conversation with deerlu.
MamaRong: Luhan-oppa, buy me chicken feet.
deerlu: Why?
MamaRong: Because you promised ^^ Please? Please please?
deerlu: ._. Fineee. But you have to promise me something.
MamaRong: Promise you what?
deerlu: Hmm... how about a date?
MamaRong: ...
MamaRong: Date? Date as in that kind of date? Not the fruit date or today's date?
deerlu: Yeah! According to the dictionary, date is a romantic appointment or engagement ^^
MamaRong: Okay okay! I get it! Hmm... so... I guess I have to say yes.
deerlu: Of course~ Otherwise, you wouldn't get your chicken feet~ Is tomorrow good?
MamaRong: Yes yes yes, of course ^^
deerlu: Huhu, okay then~

MamaRong has started a conversation with rillabbom.
MamaRong: BOMI HELP!!
MamaRong: STUPID LUHAN ASKED FOR A DATE!! TOMORROW!! WHAT TO DO?
rillabbom: What to do? Just do it ^^
MamaRong: Bomeeee, what should I wear? ._.
rillabbom: Just wear something o/
MamaRong: Bomeeee, what should I do or say tomorrow? ._.
rillabbom: How would I know? o/
MamaRong: ._. You're no help at all! Never mind, I'll figure it out by myself ^^
MamaRong leaves the conversation.
rillabbom: Huhuhuhuhu~

rillabbom has started a conversation with deerlu.
rillabbom: Good job Luhan-oppa! You have totally fluttered Chorong-unnie's heart!
deerlu: OHH? WHAT DID SHE SAY?
rillabbom: BOMI HELP!! STUPID LUHAN ASKED FOR A DATE!! TOMORROW!! WHAT TO DO?
deerlu: ^^
rillabbom: Bomeeee, what should I wear? ._. Bomeeee, what should I do or say tomorrow? ._.
deerlu: Ahh, she's so cute~
rillabbom: Isn't she? Huhu, you better get her soon~

deerlu has started a conversation with MamaRong.
deerlu: Chorong-ah~
MamaRong: Huh? 
deerlu: It doesn't matter what you wear, do or say tomorrow. Just be your own chicken-loving self ^^
MamaRong: ...
MamaRong: OMG IT'S YOON BOMI ISN'T IT ASDFGHJKL
MamaRong: ._. *dies*
deerlu: *revives you*
MamaRong: *dies again*
deerlu: *gives you eternal life*
MamaRong: *hides myself in a hole*
deerlu: *finds the hole and brings you out*
MamaRong: T_T
deerlu: Why are you so nervous around me? ^^
MamaRong: I'M NOT T_T Just... I'm embarrassed. T_T
deerlu: There's no need to be embarrassed around me~ Unless I am too manly for words ^^
MamaRong: ...Yah! Don't be too conceited ._. And you're definitely not manly.
deerlu: We can do the Heirs remake, y'know, like during EXO's Showtime ^^ Lu Tan and Park Eunsang~
MamaRong: No waay~
deerlu: Do I, perhaps, like you?
MamaRong: ...Stop T_T
deerlu: Did I, perhaps, miss you?
MamaRong: Stop it Luhan-oppa or I won't share chicken feet with you tomorrow ^^
deerlu: Hey, but it's my treat!
MamaRong: Doesn't matter, huhuhu~
deerlu: ._. Fine. But we shall remake it tomorrow~
MamaRong: Maybe I should do a reversal as Park Eunsang and say, "But we only know each other for days."
deerlu: Yah! Don't actually say that ._. And anyway if you do, I'll just reply, "Have you heard of love at first sight?"
MamaRong: Then I'll reply, "Sorry, but I don't like or miss you. Bye." After that, I'll just walk away with swag~
deerlu: Lies~
MamaRong: Hmm? Hmm?
deerlu: You know what I'm implying ^^
MamaRong: No I don't ^^
deerlu: Oh well, nobody can ever beat Park Chorong when it comes to being stubborn, huh?
MamaRong: ._. I'm not stubborn, just being factual y'know!
deerlu: Yeah yeah. So remember, it's tomorrow~ ^^
MamaRong: Yes, tomorrow ^^
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A/N: ASDFGHJK this is where the author's babbling starts. I was cringing the whole way when I was writing this chapter, honestly. The cheesiness of this chapter alone probably exceeds the previous twenty-five chapters (excluding the OTP Requests chapter). Anyway, I hope this chapter satisfies BaekMi and ChoHan shippers!
I've always imagined BaekMi's relationship to be like friends with occasional cheesiness (and they're the dorks so more comedy on their side~). I imagine ChoHan's relationship, on the other hand, to be kinda cute and cheesy, plus Chorong's teenage fangirling side is just... exposed somehow when she's in front of Luhan ^^ Regardless, that's all for special #1, stay tuned for the second special chapter ^^