Craziness happens in pairs
Seven Times For Life“Ouch! Would you just slow down!” Baekhyun hissed at Kai from below him. The two connected friends barely made it out of the bathroom and only half way down the stairs. What was slowing them down, was that Baekhyun’s right wrist was cuffed to Kai left ankle causing Baekhyun to walk on all fours.
“Why don’t you speed up?” Kai casually ‘suggested.’
Baekhyun glared at him from bellow and mumbled curses to himself.
Kai cupped left ear towards Baekhyun, “I’m sorry, what was that?” Kai was really trying to push Baekhyun off the edge.
“Nothing!” he growled.
Kai clucked his tongue, “I thought so. Now come along now, puppy.” He tugged his left leg which was connected to Baekhyun’s wrist like he was pulling a dog on a leash.
With that sudden tug caused Baekhyun to lose balance, he hit his nose on the hard edge of carpet stair and started to tumble down, dragging Kai with him. The both grunted at the bottom of the stairs in a heap.
“This was your fault.” Baekhyun pointed at him, physically and mentally tired.
“Well, look on the bright side; we got down the stairs faster.” Kai pointed out as he got up on two feet, while Baekhyun stayed on all fours. He laughed dryly in a mocking way. “We need to get change out of these clothes. I’m freezing.” Kai shivered like a wet dog. Kai snapped his fingers, an idea erupt, “Let’s change into Minjun’s clothes!”
Baekhyun looked at him like wft, “No, I’m not changing with you right next to me.”
“We are soaking wet from head to toe.” Kai gestured to their clothes in aggravation.
“It's still weird!” Baekhyun sat down instead of being on all fours.
“What about, we will each take turns changing, the other faces the other way, completely not going to look at each other.” Kai said, agitated.
Baekhyun shook his head, “If you think about it, how the hell are you going to take off your pants? It will only be trapped by the handcuffs.”
“Scissors.”
“For crying out loud, I’m not changing!” he pointed up the stairs, “And do you really want to walk all the way back… up… there...” His thought process hit him, and his words slowed down. Kai looked at him, wondering what he was thinking. “Kai.” He started, “did we just forget that we have the ability to teleport?”
Kai face palm, how can we forget that?? “We can teleport out of these hand cuffs!” both high-fived each other.
Kai tried it. He tried again. And again. He was actually getting anxious that he couldn’t teleport.
What? He looked at the handcuffs which was still attached to Baekhyun’s wrist. He tried again.
Baekhyun was just sitting on the ground watching Kai try to teleport. He squinted at Kai, “Are you constipated, or something?”
Kai exhaled, his jaw clenched, and his knuckles turned white. “I can’t teleport!” he exclaimed in annoyance.
Baek
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