I'm a Ten!

Who says Archeology is lame? [Discontinued]

 

 

“Who is that good looking girl standing right in front of me? She looks soo hot. With that never ending dark brown hair that cascaded on her shoulders with tan complexion, deep russet orbs that could pierce into someone’s soul and that charming smiles sets with pearly white teeth…. No one, no one… could resist that”

There she stood; the girl matches the description, wearing a scowl on her face, eyeing the spoken girl with the monotonous tone. 

“Like seriously?” the girl has both of her hands on her hips. She arches an eyebrow, clearly showing the displeased looks on her face. On the other hand, the letter seems unfazed by the respond.

“Can you be any more sarcastic than that?” The girl with the description spoke with an accusing tone. Apparently, the letter just looks back, as she wasn’t there at all.

“Helloooooo… don’t zone out on me like that” the girl snaps her fingers, trying to break the other girl’s trance. She managed to do so, as the other girl blinks rapidly.

“What?”

Yuri groans in frustration. She walks towards the couch and sits comfortably on it. “You’re hopeless you know that, how could you not know how to read a simple script like that? How on earth that you land to become a supermodel? Have you ever done a commercial before? Though, judging by the sound of you reading that, I m not surprise that all you did in the so-called-fabulous- world-model life of yours is just sit on a stool and give your million dollar smile”

Jessica’s jaw was about to fall dramatically on the floor by the sudden and crucial insult from the girl who she deem to be the daughter-of-the-spawn-of-the-Satan.

“Excuuuuseeee meee… girlll… hold up… FIRST of all… I’m a SUPERMODEL, I don’t do sitting on the stool ONLY, and we have the thing that we call POSES, in case you don’t know. On the second thought, i do personally think that you don’t know anything when it comes to the entertainment world. I mean, by the judge of how you dress….” Jessica stops for a sec, and gives the letter disgust looks “that’s outdated by the way, you seriously in need of a stylist. MOVING ON…. And FOR YOUR INFORMATION, THE TYRA BANK, you know, the FAMOUS model in this entire whole wide world is the one who took me in and made me for who I am today, take that! THIRDLY… HAVE YOU EVER NOT SEEN LOTS AND LOTS OF TV commercial before? My freakin face basically pops every now and then. Last but definitely not least, why the heck do you want me to read that tacky and irrelevant script?” 

“Oh God…You talks a lot” Yuri squint her eyes whilst dramatically rubbing her temple “Have anyone ever told you that you voice is soo irritating? I mean… like it pierces your eardrum and slash your hearing aids or something like that?”

If anyone would ever tell Yuri that Jessica Jung can jumps high from one couch into another across the room in a matter of a second, the tan girl wouldn’t believe that.

If anyone would ever tell Yuri that Jessica Jung is a former star athlete during High school, she would have snort at that preposterous news

And

If anyone would ever tell Yuri that Jessica Jung’s have the tendency to pounce people whenever she gets mad, Yuri would definitely fought back saying that the supermodel would probably hits like a grandma.

Well, unfortunately for Kwon Yuri, nobody tell her any of that.

 

ARGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CRAZY WOMAN!!!

GET OFF MEEE!!

ARGHH!!!! THAT HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The maids ran frantically towards the living room, only to welcome by the sight of their employer suffering from what it seems to be a deadly headlock from a famous supermodel.

Their boss groans, gasping for air, as the arms around her neck gets tighter. She wails her hand in the air, asking for help from her maids. Before they could get a hold of their boss, Jessica gives them the deathliest glares causing them to stop on their track almost immediately.

“Helpp….pp.. mee..ehhh…”Yuri tries to loosen the supermodel’s arm that secure… so very firmly around her poor neck, the more she tries to fight back, the tighter the headlock was “Craa….zzyyy… w…oooman…”

“Hear me out QUEEN YURI… if I hear you talk bad things about me again…. I’m going to be the death of you… you hear me?!”

Yuri nodded vigorously

“I can’t hear you…” Jessica smirks, pleased that the so-called-Queen- was practically indirectly begging for her to stop.

“Oo…kayyyy… now… let go of me!”

With one last squeeze, Jessica let go of Yuri, causes the letter to fall to the ground hard. Yuri groans in pain as her head knock the floor and not to forget the burning sensation on her neck that the crazy-supermodel- had cause.

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Kim Taeyeon!

Rocker Kim!

Taengsic! Taengsic! Taengsic!

 

The petite rock star was a having hard times making her way towards her studio. The reporters and the paparazzi have been hauling the front of the building a few hours ago, and her fans were practically surrounding the front lobby. Her manager, have to call for a back up to help the poor girl to enter the building alive.

The masses of people were a courtesy of the news of her new comeback album and most of all her recent news of her so-called-getting-back-together with her supermodel ex-girlfriend, Jessica Jung.

 

Taengsiccccc!!!!!!

Kim Taeyeon! Can you confirm that you and Jessica actually getting back together?!

Is it true that the reason Jessica broke up with Nickhun was because of you?!

Tell me something we don’t know!!

 

Taeyeon almost chuckles at the preposterous question. But, the letter keeps a straight face, so that the reporters won’t make any stupid assumption of her reaction.

Her manager, Blaine Anderson, was waiting for her at the door. He wore a weird smile on his face.

“My favourite rock star”

“Wipe those stupid grin off your face Blaine, what do you want from me?”

“Ease off the rock star’s attitude babe, I have great news for you” Blaine smiles, as he sit comfortably on the grey couch in his office.  The letter nodded, as if saying him to continue on.

“First of, your major comeback stage’s tickets has been sold out”

The petite girl was perplex for a second “Wait, I thought we just released those tickets this morning”

Blaine grins from ear to ear “You’re correct. Don’t you think that’s awesome? Plus, I’ve checked your web, you have gain 20% increase fan base because of the comeback annndddddddd…. The news of Taengsic. Thanks to that, I assure you that the reborn ‘tagline’ has definitely help your career”

“First off, I’m flatter and all, but I want people to recognized me because of my voice, not because of some weird make-up relationship, consist of me and my friend, Jessie”

Blaine nodded in understanding “I know that, but hear me out okay?”

The girl sits in silence and sighs lightly “Okay, shoot”

“I’ve been talking to Jane lately…”

Before he could finish his sentence, Taeyeon cuts her off

“Whoa, Blaine, as in Jessica’s manager, Jane Humphrey? I thought you’re gay?”

Blaine flinch “uh, I’m still gay, thank you very much. What I’m about to say was, you’re news about getting back together with Jessica can help boost your popularity…”

Taeyeon halt Blaine, telling the manager to stop talking “Did you not hear me? I won’t do this nonsense because of my career”

“I understand that, but please, not only that, the main reason as to why I have discuss this with Jane, was because, this actually one of the ways that can help rumors that has been going on around Jessica. Don’t you want to help her?”

Taeyeon glares at Blaine, not liking that her manager has finally puts on a very weak subject for Taeyeon, Jessica. As much as she wanted to decline the ridiculous suggestion, she couldn’t help but feel worry for her friend. This month has been a hectic for Jessica, and not to mention the weirdness of the supermodel that has been missing on and off was a question to ponder.

She sighs for the umpteenth times “If and only if Jessie’s agree”

Blaine smiles “Great, I’ll talk to Jane about this again” The metroual guy, leans his body against the comfy couches, still eyeing the rock star.

“ Hey, can I ask you a question?”

“Shoot”

“Do you still love Jessica?”

Taeyeon was definitely caught off guard by the question, her face scrunches in confusion. The serene look on Blaine’s face wasn’t helping at all. She couldn’t fathom as to why the young manager asks the question out of nowhere.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Yah, I do”

 

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The lanky guy walks towards the familiar pink booth across the room, he was almost skipping along the way. His action receives a shook on the head by some of the colleagues, and some were just smiling as they were accustom to the letter’s bizarre behavior. 

“Babe, Miss Sandara calls for you”

The pink lovers nodded and she headed for the BIG boss office. She knocks the translucent door softly.

“Come in”

The velvety voice echoed from inside. The America girl proceeds, as she open the door, revealing the sight of a very hard working petite girl on the other side of the very big table, a very big contrast of the letter’s size.

“Excuse me, Miss. Park. You’re looking for me?”

The other woman smiles “Tiffany, how many times do I have to tell you? Please call me Dara for short”

“Uh, okay. Do you need me to do anything Dara-sshi?”

The letter shook her head. She stood from her seat and pats the other girl on the head “Aisk, Tiffany, stop the honorific, please. I feel like I’m a stranger to you” Sandara pouts

“Oh, I’m sorry. I’m not used to call you banmal”

“Do you not want me to be your friends?”

“No, no… it’s not like that. Please don’t misunderstand. I was just… ahh… urmmm”

Sandara chuckles at the sight of a very cute frantic looking America girl. She couldn’t help but tease the girl.

“Sorry, I was just kidding. You’re just too cute for my liking”

Tiffany’s cheek crimsons in red. She wouldn’t deny that she was at little bit uncomfortable receiving an unexpected compliment from non-other than her boss.

“uh, Yes, Dara, do you want anything from me?”

“Ah yes, I want to ask about the preparation for the up-coming wedding of the year. Did you manage to find your plus one?  I wanted to go with you, apparently I have business meeting to attend in Milan”

The Korean America girl puts a sincere smile on her face, as her mind automatically drift to one familiar tan complexion girl that she can’t seems to get her minds off lately.

“It’s okay Dara, my… friend agreed to accompany me to the wedding”

“Ah! Good then, when’s the wedding rehearsal?”

“Next week”

“Good luck with your article, and hope you enjoy the wedding as well”

 

 

[Jung’s Apartment]

 

“Babe, I don’t think this dress suits me” Hyoyeon twirls herself in front of the mirror, as she eyed her long peach dress.

“Why do you say so?” Nicole pops her head from the bathroom “You look pretty baby”

Hyoyeon huff in irritation “That’s the problem, I look pretty”

Hyoyeon significant other arch an eyebrow “Are you being real or… you’re just trying to irritates me”

The letter turns to look at her fiancé, she sighs heavily “I’m being serious babe”

The dress was pretty, undeniably pretty to say the least. Unfortunately for her, the drappy dress makes Hyoyeon looks very feminine. She looks gorgeous when she’s in her feminine mode, but apparently, she wasn’t really aiming for that.

“What’s the problem being pretty?” Nicole wasn’t quite grasping on why her fiancé was upset.

“I wanted to look cool, you know, a little masculine”

“Why would you want to do that?” Nicole asks

Hyoyeon held her fiance’s hand ‘Well, for once, I’m the guy in the relationship. It’s a courtesy for me to do so. Being pretty, it’s your job. Not mine”

Nicole wraps her arms against her lover’s waist, propping her chin on the letter’s shoulder. “Stop being stereotyping”

“I’m not”

“Yes you are. Babe, in our relationship, there is no such thing as being the guy or being the girl. It’s about equality. I don’t tolerate gender biasness…. In our case… role biasness? Anyway, either way, you’re a girl… and so am i.”

“Oh my God! You’re a girl?!! I’m a lesbian??” Hyoyeon cup whilst desperately wearing a shock expression on her face. She couldn’t help but fiancé. The letter’s was too cute to say the least. Her playful banter receive a light smack on her left shoulder

“hey!! I’m being serious”

“Okay, I’m sorry, I m sorry. What did you want to say just now?”

“I want you to be who you are” Nicole cup her fiancé ‘s cheek, rubbing it lightly. “You’re the most gorgeous woman I have ever sets my eyes on. I’m marrying this beautiful woman, which I’m proudly going to flaunt in the eyes of the world. I want you to be the person who you really are on the inside”

Hyoyeon was biting her lower lips. Nicole sighs lightly as she was able to express how much she wanted Hyoyeon to feel pretty.

“What I am on the inside….” Hyoyeon walks closer to the other girl. Pulling the letter by the hips causes Nicole to smile, anticipating the gratitude words.

Out of nowhere…

 

Arghh!!!

 

The Heck baby! Why do you bit my cheek!

 

Hyoyeon laughs, clutching onto her stomach. Yes, Hyoyeon just bit her fiancé ‘s cheek. Why? Just because.

“Baby, what I’m on the inside…is a choding. A very handsome lady who want to wear awesome woman suits and rocking it”

“Urghhh… idiot” the letter curse under her breathe.

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Taecyeon makes his way towards the kitchen and makes himself comfortable on the stool. His eyes scans the surrounding, detecting any presence of human being in the house. It has been few days since he last saw his cousin, Yuri. The girl seems to be preoccupied with something lately, plus, he has been out for the past days, enjoying night flings in the Caribbean. How he managed to snuck out of the country was still a mystery. Even the Kwon family didn’t seem to notice his absence. Or was it, people just don’t care anymore. Taecyeon shook his head, opting for the first idea. Yes, he’s sneaky that way…

“Stop praising yourself, it’s weird and creepy”

The sudden voice makes the guy jump on his seat, with his hand on his cheat. As if trying to calm his heart which probably about to burst from his chest.

“God! You scared the sheet out of me”

“Stop being a wuss. You’re lucky I didn’t tell Uncle OK that you have been sneaking out from the country for the past few days”

“Tattletale”

“You’re stupid, and everybody knows that” Yuri smirks “Having fun in the Caribbean?”

Taecyeon grins “You have no ideas, how many girls I’ve banged… Darn, foreign girls never look better when they start screaming my awesome name, begging me to…”

“ANdddddd… STOP. Like seriously? Spare me the disgusting details”

“Well, you asked for it. I can’t help myself. Girls just fall on my precious grace whenever I want them to be”

“Really?” yuri kink an eyebrow

“Please… This is OK Taecyeon we’re talking about”

The girl snorts , shaking her head “Oh, please, you can’t even get inside of Jessica Jung’s pants. Don’t tell me you’re the GREAT OK Taecyeon”

“Darn it Yul. That was sore spots okay. No need to rub it on my face”

If only he knows that Jessica Jung was practically wraps around Yuri’s finger. For once, Yuri feels utterly superior against her flings-maniac cousin. She smirks as her mind starts to form ridiculous thought on how she would put her arrogant cousin in shame when it comes to dating business. The bulky gorilla like cousin of her, has been the pain in the , as he keeps on flaunting his social life.

“On the scale of one to ten, how would you put me when it comes to dating?” she asks out of a sudden.

Taecyeon snorts, he looks at his Yuri from head to toes “In your whole life, you have only dated three times, that’s just S.A.D… honestly. I would have given you two on the scale, but, lucky you, you managed to land on a hottie, namely, Victoria Song. Soo… you’re a five”

Her jaw was hanging loose, she couldn’t believe the cruelty of words that her cousin has chosen to mock her sad…very SAD love life. She has only been given a TWO! That was without her ex-girlfriend’s indirect help by using her Chinese goddess beauty.

She was put in shame. Yuri grits her teeth, whilst trying not to smack those pans on her gorilla’s cousin head.

“I think you should reconsider that” She mutters

“Why so?” Taeyeon smirks, biting the big red apple in his hand.

“You should give me a ten” Yuri smiles… creepily

‘And why would I do that?”

“I got Jessica Jung in my hand… so I’m a ten”

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Hi, I have been apologizing non stop for the past days to readers that had mention something about me always missing my updates, I feel terribly…. HORRIBLE. Really I do.

I was away for this holiday. I didn’t even come near anything that resembles square electronic thingy coloured in Red, that I deem as my precious laptop and my trusty pendrive. So, a thousand apologies. ;)

I had a great Christmas this year, cause I celebrated it with Christine and her family. ^^

 Her dad scares the pants out of me and her brothers looks like wanting to eat me alive. I’m all good…. I guess.

 Her sisters were PURE angels. Kimberly-anne and Nicollete always helps me whenever Christine dad’s and brothers were about to slaughter me whenever Christine’s not around *Shudders

Bby, I love you , but the men in your family is…. Pretty…. Friendly -.-“

So, guys, tell me what did you do for your holidays! ^^ Meey xmas (never too late) and happy new year.

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forgotme #1
Chapter 49: still no update😭 but still hoping
forgotme #2
Chapter 49: Hope you update soon
takahashigen #3
Please update.... such a handcliffing.....
Anw, your writing skill is so good. I like your fanfiction.
Eriika
#4
Chapter 49: Por dios
Eriika
#5
Chapter 27: Y el YulSic?
Eriika
#6
Chapter 5: El TaengSic no existe... Porque TaeNy
kwonyy #7
Chapter 49: so fany visiting her ex mhmmmm just be with sica yul
Sooriregui #8
Chapter 48: I cried actual tears when I got the notification for this update
yulkwon125
#9
Chapter 48: Thanks for update, I kinda miss this story :)
arihara
#10
Chapter 48: I hope you can update soon!!!!