Rules in Dating Im Yoona

After several hours of practice and buckets of sweat, Jung Yunho is finally heading home.  The sight of their dorm gave him a comforting feeling.  He opened the door and instantly heard the sound of light footsteps running towards him.  He braced himself for the incoming bear hug from his favorite dongsaeng.

"Oppa"

Instead of throwing herself into his arms, as she usually does whenever she came into their dorm unannounced, she came into a complete halt a few feet from him, hands on her hips and an unpleasant expression

"Oppa, I honestly don't know whether I should smack you in the head or ignore for the rest of our lives"

"I can't imagine what you could possibly mean," he said pretending he doesn’t know what she is talking about as he put his duffle bag down in the hallway.

2 days ago

"Good after noon" a young bowed 90 degree to the 3 idols sitting a the corner of a private restaurant.

"Good after noon too" Yunho replied

"So we will get straight to the point" Changmin in

"We did a background check on you, and i must say I'm impressed,  you have a very clean record" Kyuhyun said as he flipped through the pages of his folder

"Now you have to know the rules" Changmin smirked

"What rules?"

"For dating our deer choding, follow this rules and we will all get along just fine" Yunho said giving him a piece of paper

Rule 1. You can look at her face and her face alone,  looking at her head below will cost you your eyes.

Rule 2. No skinship even if she initiate it, if you do we will make sure you will spend quality time in the hospital.

Rule 3. No swimming she can't swim and no you can't teach her just refer to rule # 2.

Rule 4. Don't lie to her, remember you had run a background check on you so don't even try, we know everything.

Rule 5. Don't hurt her, She will beat you up and then we will beat you up again.

Rule 6. If she is feeling down and stress out buy her favorite ice cream it will cheer her up but be sure to buy in large serving.

Rule 7. Break any oh the rules above and we can assure you that you will suffer for the rest of your life.

After reading the rules,the young man immediately excuse himself and run for his dear life.

"Hey maknaes, I think we over did it" Yunho said rubbing the back of his neck as he look at the evil makneas proud expression

She is glaring at him, her eyes shooting daggers with anger and her lips tightly pressed together.  Giving him that look, the look he knows too well, you either say it to her or she will force it out of you.

 "We were curious about him so we had a small interview session” he said trying to pacify her impending tantrum.

"We? As in Min and Kyu  were with you when you talk to him?”

“What? We just want to get to know him what’s wrong with that?”

“Talking is okay but scaring him is a completely different story and what’s worse Voldemin and Evil Kyu were there” she said whining like a little child

“Hey it’s not like the whole smtown boys came to meet him, although Leeteuk hyung and Heechul hyung did want to come too.”

“Oh gosh, with all of you guys around I think I will become an old maid” she said pouting

“Well you will be a very pretty old maid” he said ruffling her hair

“Oppa!” she shrieks as she tries to removed his hand on her head when the door open revealing Changmin and Kyuhyun.

“Opps I think we better go Kyu” Changmin immediately grabbed Kyu’s hand to leave but Yoona was so fast, she lunge herself to them and drag them in the living room were Yunho was sitting.

“Yah both of you, you think I will never find out?”

“What did we do?” Kyuhyun said feigning innocence.

“Kyu, you may deceived your hyungs but not me, you know what I’m talking about”

“We just talked to him” Changmin said as he noticed the signals that Yunho have been sending them

“You did not just talk to him, you scared him”

“We did not scare him, we were just giving him our stand about you dating him" both the evil maknaes explained to her

“We are not yet dating and thanks to you guys, he will never ever want to see me again" she said as she control her anger and frustration towards her oppas.

“Hey, it’s okay you wouldn’t want to date a coward man right?” Yunho said trying to comfort her

"So if I find a brave man, you will let me date?" She said her eyes twinkling

"We'll see"

"Oppa please" she said while doing her puppy eyes

"Fine, you may"

"Thanks oppa, hear that Evil maknaes" she said happily while the maknaes look at me with are-you-out-of-your-mind look

“So are you still mad at your favorite oppa?”

“You’re not my favorite oppa”

“Even if I will give you your favorite ice cream?”

“Make it 3 serving of ice cream and you will be my favorite oppa again”

“Deal”

Walking quickly towards him, she threw her arms around his waist, tucking herself under his chin as she hugged him tightly. He seemed startled for a moment, then relaxes and wrap his arms around her.

“Oppa?”

“Yes?”

"You should take a bath, you stinks already" she said teasing him as she run towards the evil maknaes.  Then he receive a text message from Changmin and Kyuhyun.

Hyung we need to update the rules ASAP

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