“Hey, handsome.”

“Uh? Are you talking to me?” Kyu asked.

“Nope.”

“Talking to Siwon then?”

“OF COURSE NOT. No, I’m talking to his magnificent black eye. Isn’t it beautiful?”

I chuckled when I saw Mr. Jerk – I mean, baka oppa – get up, a huge black circle around his eye. He looked like a zombie. Like, seriously. His eyes were not looking anywhere in particular, just staring blankly in front of him, and Kyu hit his face, just to see if he would wake up more than that, but all we got was… no reaction at all. I rolled my eyes.

“Oh man, come on. Kyu, hit harder if you need to, but make him wake up!”

“Ama…”

I smiled to Bee. “Hey there!”

“Don’t hit him!”

“But he has to wake up. Unless you want to be his princess and kiss him…”

“I’ll do it.”

“Then go! KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS, KISS!!”

Yeah, I was annoying and I knew it. She did kiss him and he blinked two or three times before he fell on his back on the bed again. I rolled my eyes. “Okay, not working. Kyu!”

“Yes ma’am!”

I winced a bit when Kyu slapped baka oppa quite hard, and I sighed when I saw how he wasn’t reacting at all. I shrugged. “Oh well, let’s abandon him here. He’ll find a way somehow. Let’s go and eat, I’m starving.”

We went to eat and I chuckled when I saw how Kyu was pouting while using a fork to eat – at his parents’ house, he would always eat with chopsticks. “Is it that hard not to eat with chopsticks?”

He sighed and looked at me with his puppy eyes. “I’m used to eat with these…”

I rolled my eyes and threw him a pair of chopsticks I always kept with me in my bag, just in case. “Here you go, you big baby.”

He looked so happy that it made Bee and I smile. He really looked like a little kid at the moment. “Kamsa!”

“You babo. Just eat,” I laughed.

“Ama, what happened yesterday night? I mean, I remember being in oppa’s arms… and then I woke up into the bed because of your alarm, his shirt into my arms. What happened between that?”

“Well, you fell asleep into baka oppa’s arms, and you talked into your sleep, approving of the nickname I gave him, and then he tucked you in, and kissed you, and since you wouldn’t let him go, he decided to give you his shirt as a plushie. And then you smell the shirt and fell deeply asleep, I guess.”

“Oh.”

“What, oh.”

“He kissed me.”

“He did.”

“While I was asleep.”

“Yeah.”

She pouted, before suddenly getting up. “I’m going to get him! Oppa can’t kiss me without me noticing! That’s unfair!”

“Hey, you know, you don’t have to shout in the restaurant…”

“Shut up, Ama. I’m bringing him not only to make this clear, but also so he’ll pay for the both of you. Don’t you dare say anything.”

I shrugged, the ‘okay, fine’ style. She left like a tornado and I chuckled. “Kyu, did you put on that idiot that mic I gave you yesterday while we were on a date?”

He smirked. “Hell yeah.”

I took out the little device that would make us able to hear everything. “Well then, let’s see how he’ll manage to escape his girl’s control… if he ever is able to.”