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there's a 'no' in 'noona' for a reasonjungkook's family is weird, to say the very least. it's a mix-and-match of adopted children, seven boys and their one suffering noona.
aimee tran, the oldest, the only girl, and the foreign one because his parents adopted her before they moved to seoul. works all day, gets revenge on her dongsaengs all night.
kim seokjin, the second oldest, the princess and mother number one. his days are spent nagging everyone and hugging his favorite mario plushie, which jungkook has to hide before his friends come over because seokjin's 22.
min yoongi, swaggy but lazy, who likes to sleep. that's it.
jung hoseok, mother number two, the life of the party, expert dancer. he and jimin (or, dumb and dumber, as aimee once christened them) like to play girl group songs until three in the morning or until seokjin and aimee yell at them to quote unquote "shut the up or we'll kick your asses into the street, you little s".
kim namjoon, one of the normal ones (probably second most normal, only behind jungkook), who does underground rap and dyes his hair blond. god of hiphop.
park jimin, also known as idiot (aimee), ew (seokjin), (yoongi), partner-in-crime (hoseok), jamless (namjoon), bff (taehyung), and boy (jungkook). the of all their jokes. he also has a nice .
kim taehyung, professional alien. hangs out with jimin and hoseok. spends his days making strange alien mating calls and playing fantastic baby as he walks down the hallway.
lastly, himself, jeon jungkook, the most normal one. the golden maknae (minus that one english exam that everyone keeps on rubbing in his face, especially aimee and namjoon since they're fluent in english). hates everyone and everything, especially his godforsaken siblings.
"i'm home~" aimee half-sings, half-shouts as she walks through the door. immediately, she frowns at jungkook, who is busy slurping ramen with his eyes on the tv. "don't slurp. you'll get food everywhere."
"mm-hmm," he replies, slurping his noodles.
with a "wheeee!", taehyung zooms into the living room on rollerblades. aimee gives him a disapproving glare and looks like she wants to trip him, but decides to take the moral high ground and wait for the inevitable crash instead.
"where's everyone else?" she asks, dusting invisible dirt off of her skirt and walking over to him.
"yoongi and namjoon are at
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