"Yoboseyo~"

"wow, you're learning Korean to impress me now?"

"Who says it is to impress you? It's to impress your mom"

"You'd make a very nice daughter in law, haha"

"I like your brother but not that way eww"

"I wasn't talking about my brother"

"But he's the only single child now. Aren't you gay for your best friend?"

"Yah!"

"Says the person who confessed wholeheartedly to his best friend and cause him to cry tears of joy"

"I mistook the person okay? I thought it was you"

"Nope. You even called out his name. Now you'll break his heart. So mean"

"I love you not him!"

"No you don't. You asked me to plan the wedding arrangements that night. I cant wreck this wedding before it happens"

"I was drunk"

"I wasn't entirely sober but I remember the good points"

"I'm going to hang up if you continue"

"Awww ok. I won't"

"You better not. Now I totally forgot what I called you for"

"Call me again when you remember then"

"will you wait by the phone all day just for my call?"

"Do I sound like a heroine from the 60s?"

"You're prettier than one"

"Oh my god the cheese. Did you eat too much sugar in the morning?"

"Sugar! I remembered why I had called!"

"To tell me you had sugar and suffocate me with romantic cheese"

"Well your love is my overdose"

"Oh my god stop. I will hang up I swear"

"Hang up and get ready. In an hour I will steal you for a date"

"Date? In an hour?"

"Yup. To that new bakery on 5th street"

"You should have called earlier! I have no time to get ready!!"

"You have an hour"

"That's too less! I am going to go get ready now"

"Already? Dont you want to talk to me more? don't you love me?"

"No. I don't. silly if I didn't, then would I put so much effort to look pretty for you?"

"If you dont talk to me more now then I won't take you on the date"

"That's ok. then I will have more time to look extra pretty and go on my own"

"No fair!"

"You said you didn't want to take me so mehrong"

"No no no. I'll take you. and you better cover yourself so no man can look at you"

"What is that? wear the new mini skirt I got? okay oppa!"

"No what?! Hey!"

"I'm hanging up now. bye bye"

"Wait! Before you go. Call me oppa again"

"No"

"Why?! Don't you love me?"

"Good bye"

"You don't love me!"

"No I don't. Now bye"

"She doesn't love me anymore. Hu hu hu. What will I ever do with my broken heart?"

"Oppa"

"My broken heart that has been shattered- huh?"

"Saranghae. Now bye bye"

"Wait-!"

*beep beep*

"That idiot"

-x-

A/N - Despite the overdose reference, the namja chingu can be anyone you like :P