Say Nay to Gay
A Life Worth Living(Yuri's POV)
Lunch today was extremely strange.
Let's start with Sunny having a girlfriend.
Wot even.
And it was Hyomin.
The poor girl.
Although they did look pretty cute together.
Oh, to be young and in love, when would the chance ever fall upon me?
Nah just kidding. I have better things to worry about, like how to prank Jessica with cucumbers.
And how to make Jessica annoyed.
And things to tease Jessica about.
Just Jessica in general.
Wait. No. .
Dang flabbit Yuri.
Maybe I did have a tiny, teeny weeny, incy-wincy, minuscule, minute crush on Jessica Jung.
Maybe.
Probably not.
Probably yes
Aw wait . Again.
No. I can't be gay. That's, gay. Ew.
No, I like guys. Isn't that right? Like Daniel Henney and Dennis Oh and Song Joong Ki and Jessica Jung and Jessica Jung and Jessica Jung and oh .
WHY
IS
THIS
HAPPENING.
She already has Sooyoung. Why would she want me? Sooyoung's so much more responsible and mature and better than me in so many ways. I'm just the annoying Yuri. As always.
I could try that Minho dude. He's okay-looking, I guess, but Jessica Jung is beautiful.
Yo.
This is mah tragic story.
Jus' the breakin' of my heart.
My mind is full of thoughts of Jessica all day and night,
Even if I try think of guys.
It's not possible I'm not gay,
And it can't be because that's just gross.
What did mama always tell me?
Gay is a no-no.
Or was it "Hay is a no-no"?
Maybe it was both.
Anyway.
I can't be gay, because Jessica's the only girl I've ever liked.
OR CAN I?
MOOHAHAHAHAHA.
No wait that's not a good thing.
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Just a little filler chapter.
And now we know what goes through Yuri's head.
Jessica Jung.
Sorry I don't update regularly, but I have heaps of assignments and homework.
or maybe I just procrastinate too much.
Anyway.
Comment pls.
I begs you.
I'll even do aegyo.
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