Infinite

My Sarcastic Wife

Your POV

“So, this is your fake wife huh? She’s so cute!”

*Looks like he told them -__-*

“I’m sure you've heard of us?"

“No.”

“You’ve never heard of the Seven Princes of Seoul?”

“No.”

“You're joking right?"

“Nope.”

“…Well, I guess we should start with introductions then!”

L pointed at the shortest and smallest one of the bunch,

*Damn, he’s prettier than me TT*

But before he even got a chance to open his mouth, the kid exploded.

“HI, I’m the maknae Sungjong, I can tell we’re gonna be BEST FRIENDS!

*Well aren’t you just a ray of sunshine…*

“This is the oldest, Sunggyu.” The guy L pointed to waved, and then smiled.

He had that genuine nice guy look.

*This one seems nice.*

“This is Dongwoo.”

You turned to the direction of L’s finger to see a guy with a wild look in his eyes.  His expressionless face suddenly broke into a huge silly grin.

*I like this one too…*

“Woohyun.” He pointed to the guy who talked to you first. He made a peace sign with both of his hands.

*He’s handsome…*

“That one’s Hoya.” L pointed to the guy farthest back. He nodded his head.

*Quiet type huh?*

“And this is Sungyeol.”

“Don’t you know pointing is rude?”

*THIS one’s my favorite.*

“And this,” L pointed to you, “~~~~~~”

“WELL, now that introductions are OVER, What’s your favorite color? When’s your birthday? Do you like shopping? OH PLEASE TELL ME YOU DO!!!!!” Sungjong jumped up and down.

*I can’t be around all of this positive energy -____-*

“Everybody, if you would all please take a seat for the main course.” Grandpa said.

*It's about time...I'm starved.*

You took a seat between L and Hoya.

“You know…he’s not always that bad.”

You heard Hoya whisper softly.

“Eh?” You leaned into him.

He laughed softly, “I think he likes you.”

You scoffed, “I doubt it.”

“Hey, I’ve never seen him stand up for anyone but himself, fake wife or not.”

You smiled, “Thanks.”

He nodded, “You really are pretty.”

You blushed.

“What were you guys talking about?” L raised his eyebrows as you sat back up.

“Nothin.”

He looked at you suspiciously.

You turned to face the food.

On your plate was small black colored circles. You grabbed a spoon and opened your mouth.

*Hmmm, not bad*

You looked at L, “What’s this?”

He looked at you, “Caviar.”

You looked confused.

“Fish eggs dummy.”

Your eyes widened, but before you could spit out the eggs, L put a hand over your mouth. 

“Don't even THINK about it, chew and swallow.”

 

You glared at him.

*Sorry fishes…*

Someone sat across from you; you looked up to see…Mi Young.

*Awww crap!

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SassyWitch #1
Chapter 42: Sungyeol is being a really annoying er. The story is good. Like it.
reenepott
#2
Chapter 42: I kike it ^^ you did a great job authornim...
ReinaPark #3
Chapter 42: wowww... this i really love this story..
good job authornim
tamakikaname
#4
Chapter 42: Ahaha this is so full of fluff i like it xD aigoo yeol is everywhere even at their beep moment xD
I think yeol need someone to distract him so he will not be er for ~~ and L ahaha
I like some words that ~~ said, how can u think bout that words hehe
Good job! <3
shindongho940629
#5
Chapter 42: Heh! xD This fanfic is so close to perfection.... the only thing missing is pictures :( xD This is actually my first time to read a fanfic without at least a picture of the characters. But I still read it cause everything else was just perfect... no grammar mistakes, the style on how it's written, the characters(Sungyeol... he's really just like that... I couldn't imagine it in any other way xD) and the story itself is just so perfect :D There are just so many witty lines that I don't know how you even thought of those lines xD

All in all, it's perfect aside from the fact that there wasn't a picture of any of the character... I'll try to submit a poster if I'm not lazy though xD And and and, one more thing...... this needs a sequel.... xD

So I subscribed though it's completed... and I wanted to upvote as well, but I accidentally gave all my karma points to one user so now I can't upvote >.<
velvetkisses
#6
Chapter 42: The ending was super cute!!! Sungyeol's such a er. XD
velvetkisses
#7
Chapter 15: I really like the main girl character here. xD "Well, Heaven didn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over." My favorite line ever~ ^^
myungie09 #8
Chapter 42: Sequel please...I really like the story..
FishyByung #9
Chapter 42: Awh !!! You should do a sequel !!
Skatpree
#10
Chapter 42: oh Sungyeol the <3 I feel so bad for my Sanduellie TT.TT I hate unrequited love, especially between friends...oh well she was married, it was inevitable >.<