Can I Please Hurt Her?

My Sarcastic Wife

Your POV

“Maybe we should take a break now? We’ve watched…5 movies?” Sungjong asked.

“I lost track…” Hoya mumbled.

Woohyun’s head rested on your shoulder.

*Awww he looks cute asleep.*

You looked back to where L and Mi Young were sitting.

L was asleep, his head resting on Mi Young’s shoulder. She gave you a sarcastic smile.

“You shouldn’t let her bother you.” Sunggyu said quietly.

You looked over to him; he was so quiet, you hardly noticed he was even there.

You thought about it for a second, “You gotta admit she’s pretty dedicated.”

Sunggyu laughed softly and then lifted Woohyun’s head off your shoulder.

“Sorry for their behavior, none of us have had a girlfriend for a while.” He said sheepishly.

*No girlfriend?? I thought they would’ve had tons…*

“I thought you had lots of girls around you?”

“They’re all the same; all of them are like her.” He nodded to Mi Young, who was staring at L’s sleeping face.

“Ahh…” You couldn’t help but feel sorry for Infinite.

“That’s probably why L likes you so much.”

You scrunched up your face.

Sunggyu ruffled your hair.

“Let me know if he ever bullies you ‘kay?”

*He’s WAYY too nice T.T*

A smile crept into your face. “Got it.”

He smiled back.  

L walked over to you.

Sunggyu quickly got up, “Good luck!” He whispered in your ear, and then he pulled Mi Young away, much to her dismay.

L sat down. “Are you…jealous of her?”

You looked at him shocked, “OF COURSE…not.”

He scoffed, “You looked pretty jealous~”

You narrowed your eyes, “Then obviously you're blind hon.”

His expression softened, “I didn’t mean to sleep on her shoulder like that…she just doesn't give up."

You shrugged, “It’s not a crime to like someone.”

He looked at you thoughtfully, “I guess not. If her parents weren’t so important to our company…”

He didn't finish his sentence.

“Hey lovebirds!” Hoya teased. He held up a drink and motioned for the two of you to come.

L helped you up.

“OH!” Mi Young exclaimed. “Looks like there are only 8 seats! I guess she’ll have to sit on the floor.”

"There would've been enough seats if everyone who was INVITED came..." Sungyeol muttered.

L took a seat on the stool, and patted his lap.

You looked at him, “What?”

He sighed, “Sit dummy.”

“Can’t I just pull up another chair?”

He rolled his eyes, and pulled your hand.

“YAH!”

“I’m not gonna bite!”

You narrowed your eyes as you slowly took a seat on his lap.

You turned around to see his smirking face. You stuck out your tounge. He brought his arms around you to reach the drink on the table.

Mi Young’s face turned bright red.

*Hehehe...This is kinda fun~.*

“Careful, the stool might break!”

“You’re just jealous the voices only talk to me.”

L stifled back a laugh, “Be nice!”

“I’m all out of nice.” You grumbled.

"So, ~~~~ ah, did you ever go to school?"

You smiled, "Yeah, up to high school."

"Hmm, which 'school' did you attend?"

"You know that school full of delinquents, gangsters, and murderers?"

"Y-yeah..."

"THAT's where I went."

"Figures..."

*OHHH this chick >.<*

"WELL I, went to the most ELITE school in South Korea! It was...."

*Blah blah blahh~*

"HELLOOOO?? Don't you know you're supposed to listen to people when they TALK?"

"Me pretending to listen should be enough for you."

Dongwoo coughed, "Exuse me for a second..." He walked out the room laughing silently, and gave you a wink on his way out.

"Me too!" Sungyeol said. He put his fist in his mouth. Gave you a thumbs up. And walked out the door.

"I feel like hitting you sooo much right now!" Mi Young mumbled.

"Can I hurt her?" You asked L.

He tried to hide the smile forming on his lips.

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SassyWitch #1
Chapter 42: Sungyeol is being a really annoying er. The story is good. Like it.
reenepott
#2
Chapter 42: I kike it ^^ you did a great job authornim...
ReinaPark #3
Chapter 42: wowww... this i really love this story..
good job authornim
tamakikaname
#4
Chapter 42: Ahaha this is so full of fluff i like it xD aigoo yeol is everywhere even at their beep moment xD
I think yeol need someone to distract him so he will not be er for ~~ and L ahaha
I like some words that ~~ said, how can u think bout that words hehe
Good job! <3
shindongho940629
#5
Chapter 42: Heh! xD This fanfic is so close to perfection.... the only thing missing is pictures :( xD This is actually my first time to read a fanfic without at least a picture of the characters. But I still read it cause everything else was just perfect... no grammar mistakes, the style on how it's written, the characters(Sungyeol... he's really just like that... I couldn't imagine it in any other way xD) and the story itself is just so perfect :D There are just so many witty lines that I don't know how you even thought of those lines xD

All in all, it's perfect aside from the fact that there wasn't a picture of any of the character... I'll try to submit a poster if I'm not lazy though xD And and and, one more thing...... this needs a sequel.... xD

So I subscribed though it's completed... and I wanted to upvote as well, but I accidentally gave all my karma points to one user so now I can't upvote >.<
velvetkisses
#6
Chapter 42: The ending was super cute!!! Sungyeol's such a er. XD
velvetkisses
#7
Chapter 15: I really like the main girl character here. xD "Well, Heaven didn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over." My favorite line ever~ ^^
myungie09 #8
Chapter 42: Sequel please...I really like the story..
FishyByung #9
Chapter 42: Awh !!! You should do a sequel !!
Skatpree
#10
Chapter 42: oh Sungyeol the <3 I feel so bad for my Sanduellie TT.TT I hate unrequited love, especially between friends...oh well she was married, it was inevitable >.<