Dinner

My Sarcastic Wife

 

No one’s POV:

At 8 p.m. sharp the guests poured in the Kim family “palace.” Most of them were excited to meet the girl marrying the future boss.

“I heard she was raised in America.”

“I heard she was richer than L himself.”

“Do you suppose she’s pretty?”

Not everyone was pleased with L marrying though, many of the girls who worshiped him mourned.

“I CANNOT BELIEVE HE NEVER TOLD ME HE WAS GETTING MARRIED!”

“I bet she forced my prince to marry her.”

“Is she richer than me?”

“There’s no possible way she’s prettier than me right? Right?”

The bottom line was that everyone expected a goddess like, rich girl to be the lucky (HA!) wife of Wooliment Corporation’s heir.

Meanwhile

Your POV

The both of you stopped in front of huge doors.

“Try not to embarrass me k?" 

You gritted your teeth, “No problem…hubby.”

He stared at you, “It’s gonna be a long dinner.”

L used his free hand to grab the handles of the door, and then he pulled.

*He'd better pay me extra for this…*

You took in one last deep breath before the oak doors swung opened.

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*, why is it so bright?*

You took a good look around.

Everyone seemed to make a walkway for you two,

*Is he that important?*

As you both walked by, the room became silent; you still heard the hushed whispers everyone made though.

“I still think I’m prettier…”

“That should be ME!”

*Are they all like this?*

You heard someone break through the silence.

“Everyone, I would first like to thank you for attending this dinner on such short notice. I would also like to introduce my future granddaughter, ~~~~~~.” Grandpa announced.

You felt everyone’s eyes on you.

“Bow!” L hissed.

You bowed, and went up shakily.

The room erupted with noise as everyone conversed.

L unhooked his arm from you.“Good luck!”

“You’re leaving me alone??” You hissed.

He turned his head, and winked, “Good luck wifey!”

“YAH!”

*Oh crap, I’m all alone now…hey that food looks really good~*

Sadly, before you even got to touch the food, someone called you from behind.

“HI!”

You turned around,

*Great*

“You’re L oppa’s wife?” A girl asked you. She smiled.

*Well…he did say I shouldn’t talk...but she looks nice~ ehh, can’t be that bad.*

You nodded slowly.

The girl looked you up and down.

“Did he lower his standards?” She spat out.

*Oh no she didn’t*

“And you are?”

“His soul mate.” She said matter-of-factly.

“Ahh…why is he marrying me then?” You cocked your head.

She widened her eyes, “OBVIOSULY because you forced him to!”

“Yeah, THAT’S IT.”

“Did your mother ever teach you manners?” She asked smugly.

*GREAT, bring up the parents*

“No.”

She smirked, “Hmm, figures. What do your parents do anyways?”

I shrugged. “How should I know?”

“So you’re stupid too? How can you not even KNOW?”

“My parents are gone.”

*~~~~ you need to learn to keep your mouth shut =.=*

“I see why they left.”

*OHHH your about to get it*

You clenched your fists.

*I'll probably get sued if I hit her TT*

She narrowed her eyes at you.

“Well, MY PARENTS, own the biggest hotel chain in ALL of South Korea.” She bragged.

“Do me a favor?”

She looked at you suspiciously, “What?”

“If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.” You smiled sweetly.

“Where were you even raised?!”
“The streets.”

She gasped. “YOUR, YOUR…POOR?!”

She turned pale. “I can’t believe my oppa is marrying a POOR girl!”
“What did you do to him?!” She demanded.

“Jealousy is a terrible disease….Get well soon!”

“NO ONE talks to Lee Mi Young like that! I hope you go to hell."

"I hope to see you there.”

You left her there looking shocked.

*Damn, she puts the bi in biatch…I wonder if they ever went out…pshh why do I even care?!*

You stopped by a table to pick up a drink of water when you heard a voice behind you.

"YOU!"
You turned around, only to see that Mi Young girl again.

*…*

You hastily turned around only to crash into…yes…a maid carrying drinks.

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“Oh, I’m SOO sorry!”

“No, no, I should’ve watched where I was going, please don’t fire me.” She whimpered.

“I was the one that wasn’t watching where I was going, so you shouldn’t apologize.”

*Damn…am I that scary or somethin???*

“T-hhank you." She scurried off.

You brushed off your dress, amazing…nothing spilled on it…

Then, you realized that everyone's eyes were on you.

“Hehehe, I’m such a CLUTZ sometimes! Go one with your eating…please!”

Everyone reluctantly turned their heads.

“Nice one.”

You turned.

*Ughh she came back*

“You need to stay away from my oppa.” She hissed.

“And why would she do that?”

“OPPA! Thank gosh! That girl…she threatened me oppa!” Mi Young threw herself onto L.

You dropped your jaw, *Threatened my … *

He roughly pushed her away.

“O-pppp-a…what got into you? What did she do to you? Why on earth would you choose a filthy poor girl over me?!”

He glared at her, then went up to you, and held you close.

*The touching dude…*

“THIS, is my wife, and if you have a problem with that, then you can take it up with me.”

*He’s…standing up for me?*

He gave Mi Young an icy glare,

*Remind me never to piss my hubby off…*

“So, WHAT did you say about my wife again?"

*OHHH!!!!!! You just got PWNED! Oops…I mean…no…that’s EXCATLY what I meant!*

She stormed off.

"What did you do?" He looked at you with an amused expression.

You scrunched up your face.

Then you heard clapping from behind.

“I never knew you could stand up for anyone besides yourself!”

You turned around to face 6 guys.

“Who are they?” You asked L.

He sighed, “This is...Infinite.”

All of them broke into huge grins.

 

*...I really don't get these people -____-*

 

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SassyWitch #1
Chapter 42: Sungyeol is being a really annoying er. The story is good. Like it.
reenepott
#2
Chapter 42: I kike it ^^ you did a great job authornim...
ReinaPark #3
Chapter 42: wowww... this i really love this story..
good job authornim
tamakikaname
#4
Chapter 42: Ahaha this is so full of fluff i like it xD aigoo yeol is everywhere even at their beep moment xD
I think yeol need someone to distract him so he will not be er for ~~ and L ahaha
I like some words that ~~ said, how can u think bout that words hehe
Good job! <3
shindongho940629
#5
Chapter 42: Heh! xD This fanfic is so close to perfection.... the only thing missing is pictures :( xD This is actually my first time to read a fanfic without at least a picture of the characters. But I still read it cause everything else was just perfect... no grammar mistakes, the style on how it's written, the characters(Sungyeol... he's really just like that... I couldn't imagine it in any other way xD) and the story itself is just so perfect :D There are just so many witty lines that I don't know how you even thought of those lines xD

All in all, it's perfect aside from the fact that there wasn't a picture of any of the character... I'll try to submit a poster if I'm not lazy though xD And and and, one more thing...... this needs a sequel.... xD

So I subscribed though it's completed... and I wanted to upvote as well, but I accidentally gave all my karma points to one user so now I can't upvote >.<
velvetkisses
#6
Chapter 42: The ending was super cute!!! Sungyeol's such a er. XD
velvetkisses
#7
Chapter 15: I really like the main girl character here. xD "Well, Heaven didn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over." My favorite line ever~ ^^
myungie09 #8
Chapter 42: Sequel please...I really like the story..
FishyByung #9
Chapter 42: Awh !!! You should do a sequel !!
Skatpree
#10
Chapter 42: oh Sungyeol the <3 I feel so bad for my Sanduellie TT.TT I hate unrequited love, especially between friends...oh well she was married, it was inevitable >.<