Preparing for Hell
My Sarcastic Wife
Your POV
"Why isn't he here yet????"
*Ughhhh I'm not cut out for waitinggggggg -___-*
"What are you doing?" A voice said from behind.
"WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG???!!!"
"Hey...it's only been TWO hours."
"YEAH TWO FREAKIN HOURS!"
"I was busy..."
"Just teach me how to act snobby already?"
He rolled his eyes.
“I’ll ask the maids to bring in all the dresses they got.”
“Wait, you keep DRESSES?”
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A couple of minutes later:
“Here are all the fancy dresses we found appropriate for you; I hope you find one acceptable.”
“Why do they always bow their heads??” You whispered to L
“It’s called being polite.”
“What did you do to them?”
“EH?”
“Look at them, they look like they’re about to pee their freakin pants.”
L sighed.
“Just PICK A DRESS.”
“Pshh fine, don’t have to be pushy…”
*All of these dresses look like they’re worth more than me O_o*
“Make up your mind already.” He muttered
“You sound better with your mouth closed honey.”
You could hear the maid snicker.
L rolled his eyes.
“Do you like any of these?”
“You’re asking for MY opinion?”
“Well…there’s just so much…”
“Well then go try them all out.”
“HUH? You know how long that would take?”
Instead of answering, L grabbed all the dresses the maids carried in and grabbed your arm.
“WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT THE TOUCHING?!!” You spat at him, while he dragged you away.
After 5 minutes of walking in the palace (yeah….you figured you would call it a palace.) You found yourself in a brightly lit room, in the center there was a big rounded curtain.
“This is…?”
“Think of it like your own personal mall.”
“MALL? You have a mall in your HOUSE?”
He looked at you,
“Well, don’t just stand there, go try them on.”
He pushed you to the rounded curtain.
“Ok, ok.”
“Hey,”
You turned around, “Yeah?”
“Need help changing?”
“ert.” You muttered.
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*Ok how do you put this thing on????*
You looked at the mirror behind you.
*Oh god I look like a horror Barbie doll*
“OW!”
“You okay?”
You heard his voice.
“Yeah, I just yelled OW for no reason.”
“Forget it…”
“Okay…I guess…I’m coming out…now.”
L’s POV
“Okay…I guess…I’m coming out…now.”
“Yeah, whatever.”
I looked up from my feet, and I stared at her… my jaw dropped.
She came out in a strapless black dress. It was a dress really, but when she wore it…
*DEAR GOD*
“It doesn’t suit me huh?”
I was still gaping at her.
*She’s…gorgeous, I mean, she was pretty and cute before, but…she’s WOW now.*
I guess I never stopped gaping since she suddenly snapped at me.
“WELL, SAY SOMETHING!!! TT”
“You look…beautiful” I murmured
She blushed.
“T-Thanks…Should I go try on another one?”
“NO”
She looked at me surprised.
*Awww , why am I getting so worked up?*
“I mean no. This one is…perfect.”
“Oh Ok, whew!”
“Soo…what else do I need to do know?”
“HELLO?”
“EARTH TO IDIOT??”
“DUDE!”
I snapped out of it.
*She was gorgeous with shut.*
“Uhhh shoes, and makeup, hair, accessories, then we’ll go over how to walk, and talk. You have eating covered right?”
“That I can do very well.”
“Shouldn’t you get ready too?”
“Oh yeah…uhh you finish getting ready, and I’ll meet you in the dining hall.”
She nodded.
*Damn…* I rubbed the back of my neck.
Your POV
*Yup…Now I look like a freakin possessed horror Barbie doll*
You kept on staring at the mirror when your stylists (yeah, he had STYLISTS JUST LAYING AROUND o_O) finished your hair and makeup.
You secretly liked it though…your hair was curled and it bounced softly on your shoulders.
A diamond (YEAH DIAMOND) tiara was put on the crown of your head.
The accessories were even more appalling.
You were wearing white gold earrings, a diamond necklace, a crystal bracelet, and of course, that FINEEE wedding ring.
The only think you hated about your outfit? The SHOES.
“I didn’t even know heels could be this tall.” You muttered.
After you bowed like crazy to all the stylists, you tried desperately to walk in those heels.
You used the walls for support, but you were still tripping.
*Srew this.*
You took your heels off.
You walked into the dining room to find L sitting on the chair, drumming his fingers.
“Hey, I’m done.” You mumbled.
He turned around.
“Looks like the ugly duckling turned into a swan.” He smirked
You rolled your eyes.
“You don’t look to bad yourself.
He raised his eyebrows,“Did you just compliment me?”
You stuck out your tounge.
He scoffed.
“Okay, I have exactly, 3 hours to teach you how be…not like you.”
“Got it.”
He looked you up and down.
“Let’s start with walking.”
“K.”
He passed you a textbook.
“What am I supposed to do with this?”
“Put it on your head.”
“WHY?”
“You need to learn to walk straight.”
“Fine…” You muttered.
*I don’t see the point in this.*
“Okay, let’s see how far you can get.”
You put on your heels, and walked exactly one step before the book feel off your head and your feet twisted.
*This is gonna take a while...*
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Half an Hour later
L's POV
“You got it, keep on going, almost there!”
“!”
“I told you to keep your back straight!”
“HEY! I MADE IT HALFWAY! THIS IS IMPROVEMENT!”
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One hour later
“ALMOST, COME ONE, ALMOST THERE!”
*It's been a freakin hour, please make it TT*
I closed my eyes.
“OMG, OMG I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MADE IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH!!!!!!!!”
She took of her heels and ran straight towards me.
“AHHHHHHHH!!!!! I did itt!!!”
She hugged me tightly.
I couldn’t help but smile at the embrace.
*Feels strangely nice*
She suddenly backed away though.
*Aww...just a little while longer.*
“Okay, now, talking?”
“That one’s easy”
She cocked her head.
“Don’t say anything unless I’m by your side.”
She made a sour face.
I glanced at the grandfather clock, smiled, and put an arm around her.
"Ready for hell?”
She gulped.
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