Deer Meat?

The Adventures of Deer Boy
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Deer Meat?

          Luhan, the DEER BOY, is barely able to walk as he is making his way through the forest. On an empty stomach to Luhan it seems like it has been forever since he last ate. A glimmer of hope shows through the forest as Luhan sees a light. Relieved the DEER BOY immediately gives his last effort to run to civilization or at least food. He notices the light comes from a lonely log cabin nestled in a clearing in the woods.

          Luhan’s button nose twitches at the smell of something delicious makes his mouth water. He approaches the cabin like a zombie full of hunger. With crazy eyes Luhan composes himself and knocks on the door of the cabin. The door opens revealing a cute and pretty girl, “Oh, hello uh do I know you?”

          Luhan looks past her for a quick second and notices something covered under a plate, probably food? Luhan pinches the bridge of his nose and makes magic, “Oh I’m so hungry and desperately need a place to stay. Can you help me?”

          Luhan’s puppy eyes seem to work, “uh, you can stay here...”

          The girl looks shyly up at Luhan. No girl could resist him when he looks cute or as Luhan puts irresistibly and utterly adorbs. As Luhan bows and begins to enter the girl notices something strange. The girl’s eyes round and she looks dazed; Luhan on the other couldn’t keep his eyes off the plate. his lips Luhan is just ready to pounce on the plate. The girl without thinking unconsciously reaches towards Luhan’s head.

           “Please don’t touch the antlers,” Luhan’s eyes meet hers, she felt her heart skip a beat when Luhan answers, not in a claim way but in a y way. The girl swallows hard, “here sit down I’ll… make you something.”

           “Well, if you insist,” Luhan has her right under his finger. The girl comes back, and Luhan could just taste the warm, juicy, sweet smelling…

Salad?

           “Um… excuse me what is this,” Luhan looks judgingly at the poorly piled leaves with... was that one tomato? The girl lo

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cheappen123
#1
Chapter 27: this story cracked me up WAY too much :D
Keep writing!
(I love the randomness :P)
Potterhead4Life
#2
Chapter 25: This is amazing! ; u ; Ugh love this so much. <3 It was super fun to read. Thank you~

-goes to the sequel-
YeojaUiMongsang
#3
Chapter 27: OMG that was an amazing story!
I loved it so much :D
I really like adventure and comedy stories and this one was really great to read
Nice work author-nim
Now I shall go and read the sequal c:
honeybear169
#4
Chapter 8: deer boy,*SIGHS* NICE TOPIC!
honeybear169
#5
YAH!AWESOME
honeybear169
#6
Chapter 8: love this story!
Potato
#7
Chapter 25: YeSyesyesYEs
I'll call you
Oh wow I'm done again!!!
It's hilarious (I find) that none of them know about BoA.
Oh did you update the sequel rn?
Going
Going
Gone
Potato
#8
Chapter 24: GO BOA!
GO BOA!!!
Wow… that escalated quickly. XD
Boa's so cool… /drools/
Potato
#9
Chapter 23: Wow
Xiumin+Bun helmet=best OTP yet!
Also the stories of the three dudes (Sehun, Chen and Kriseu) are pretty sad and even more so because Luhan doesn't know he did this.
Also the bacon scene and scratch that ALL the fighting scenes are so… UGHH a
Even if this is my second time reading… SOOOO GOOD
Okay off to the last two ^^
Potato
#10
Chapter 14: "Eww I'm sweating"