Origins

           You may say that Luhan’s always been a DEER BOY with antlers; well you’d be oh so wrong. Luhan says it isn’t because he was a narcissist or because he was just a little too selfish to an old lady but because the lady just happened to give him the finger or so he thought.

            “Hey you old hag, how dare you!” Luhan is walking to school like a good boy, when a lady gives him... THE FINGER.

            “Oh sir I was just merely holding an apple to ask if-“

            “How dare you!”

            “to ask if-“

            “Just how dare you!”

He swats the apple out of the old lady’s hand and it falls to the ground.

            “Apologize!”

            The lady looks at the apple down on the ground, something snaps, “You shouldn’t be so rude boy.”

            “What did you say? Like I care, now apologize for shaming my face with your disgusting finger!”

            “I’ll teach you,” the old lady growls. The nice sunny day turns dark and a wild wind blows across the sky.

            “Hey what the-“

The old lady’s age melts away, revealing a fair young girl. Luhan’s jaw drops straight to the pavement.

            “Now as for your punishment!” The girl sure had a man’s voice.

Probably a cross dresser, what a weirdo, Luhan thought. He shrieks as he feels and excruciating pain on top of his head.

            “Once you learn to love, and say three simple words, with meaning! Your curse will be lifted, but now you will forever be known as THE DEER BOY!” With that the girl disappears in a cloud of smoke and everything turns back to normal, well except for Luhan.

            “Ouch, only I get really cool