Take Us Home!

The Adventures of Deer Boy
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Take Us Home!

          Luhan, the DEER BOY finally makes to Lay’s house not stopping once. He’s relieved he made it just before dark, but unknowingly he may have brought home a couple of ninjas too.

            “Lay, Lay, where are you!” Luhan comes home panting as he is walking towards the merman’s bathroom.

Lay sits on the toilet talking to Suho when Luhan surprises both the boys.

           “LUHAN GET OUT!”

            Unicorn jumps up and pushes the DEER BOY out the doorway, closing it in his pure face. Luhan huffs, he just went through the most traumatic experience of his life and Pony Boy won’t even comfort him like Lay always does with Suho. A few minutes later Lay and Luhan are sitting at the table again, eating Lay’s cooking. Luhan just sits there pushing the food back and forth.

            “Luhan… what’s wrong?”

            Luhan looks up and sees Lay looking curiously at the him. Luhan pouts and looks back down at his plate, if Lay isn’t going listen to him then why would he listen now?

            “Nothing…”

            “C’mon Luhan, I know it’s something. You’re usually telling me all about your day, even bloating about it.”

            Lay knows Luhan too well, so well it even scares the DEER BOY. Luhan huffs and looks back up at Lay, “~well if you must know…”

BAM!

            The windows in the kitchen shatter and the Unicorn and DEER BOY jump down for cover under the table.

            “Here he is!”

            Two pair of hands grab on to Luhan’s legs as he yells, “Ahh, Lay help!”

            “Luhan!” Lay tries to hold on to Luhan under the table as two mysterious figures pulled him the other way.

            “He’s not moving!”

            “Well pull harder!”

            The dark shadows yank Luhan and Lay out from under the table causing all four to fall forward. All dazed not knowing what just happened until Luhan bounces up, “Lay grab my hand!”

            “~Luhan?” Lay lazily tries to get up as Luhan grabs hold of him running into the bathroom. Luhan closes the door with eyes bulging, “you okay Lay?”

            “uh… sure…”

            “What’s going on!?” Suho splashes around the tub making the floor soaked with water. Luhan puts his finger to his mouth and leans his ear to the door. He hears noises assuming it was robbers, or worst hunters. Luhan swallows hard as he hears two pairs of footsteps approach the bathroom door. Then silence… Luhan tries to hear again… nothing.

            “I think it’s-“

CRACK!

            A fist comes bolting through the door causing the DEER BOY to fall back as he steps away. Luhan, Lay and Suho watch with big eyes as the fist stays in the locked in the door…

            “Ouch!?”

            “You’re such a baby…”

            “Shut up!”

            “It’s probably not even locked and here you are trying to show how BA you are!”

The door knob twists as the three stand still, sweat running down the Unicorn’s face.

            “See, look not even locked. You’re so stupid!”

            “Shut up how I was not supposed to

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cheappen123
#1
Chapter 27: this story cracked me up WAY too much :D
Keep writing!
(I love the randomness :P)
Potterhead4Life
#2
Chapter 25: This is amazing! ; u ; Ugh love this so much. <3 It was super fun to read. Thank you~

-goes to the sequel-
YeojaUiMongsang
#3
Chapter 27: OMG that was an amazing story!
I loved it so much :D
I really like adventure and comedy stories and this one was really great to read
Nice work author-nim
Now I shall go and read the sequal c:
honeybear169
#4
Chapter 8: deer boy,*SIGHS* NICE TOPIC!
honeybear169
#5
YAH!AWESOME
honeybear169
#6
Chapter 8: love this story!
Potato
#7
Chapter 25: YeSyesyesYEs
I'll call you
Oh wow I'm done again!!!
It's hilarious (I find) that none of them know about BoA.
Oh did you update the sequel rn?
Going
Going
Gone
Potato
#8
Chapter 24: GO BOA!
GO BOA!!!
Wow… that escalated quickly. XD
Boa's so cool… /drools/
Potato
#9
Chapter 23: Wow
Xiumin+Bun helmet=best OTP yet!
Also the stories of the three dudes (Sehun, Chen and Kriseu) are pretty sad and even more so because Luhan doesn't know he did this.
Also the bacon scene and scratch that ALL the fighting scenes are so… UGHH a
Even if this is my second time reading… SOOOO GOOD
Okay off to the last two ^^
Potato
#10
Chapter 14: "Eww I'm sweating"