A Full House: PART 1

The Adventures of Deer Boy
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A Full House: PART 1

             Many weeks later the house all five occupants call home is getting out of hand. The house has turned into a pig pen because no one wants to clean it anymore. Not even Lay who’s considered the neat freak by Luhan will even touch the mess the five created. What will the DEER BOY and the rest do?

            “Tao give it!”

            “No way, you had it last time. Now it’s my turn!”

            Xiumin and Tao run around the house because Xiumin found Luhan’s rubix cube and wants to play with it, BUT Tao wants it instead. The DEER BOY on the other hand lies on the couch in the living room drinking his favorite, bubble tea and reading his favorite (Currently his favorite) manga. Lay and Suho talk in the kitchen now, since Tao found wheels to attach to the Merman’s tub. The whole house since two new roommate’s arrival turns bad. The house has clothes and old food littered all over. Even the kitchen that use to be spotless is now a disaster.

RING! RING!

            “I’ll get it,” Luhan falls off the couch rolling in last night’s supper. He trudges towards, well where the phone used to be…

            “Lay, where’s the phone!?”

            Lay looks into the living room, “where it should be!”

            “Well I don’t see it!”

            “Well maybe it you cleaned up for once maybe you’d find it!”

            “What are you saying!?”

            “I’m saying you’re a pig!”

            Luhan huffs, but Lay was right, if he wants to find the phone he needs to clean. Clean… a job for slaves… Luhan looks around angry. But I don’t wanna clean! Then the DEER BOY gives up and sits back on to the couch ignoring the phone’s constant ringing.

RING! RING!

            “Luhan, I thought you said you were going to get the phone!”

            “No, Lay I gave up!”

            The Unicorn walks into the living towing Suho behind him. He looks around and spots Luhan over a huge pile of junk. He walks forward only to back track because he’s pulling Suho and the Merman’s tub can’t maneuver through this maze of trash.

            “Luhan, can you help me?”

            Luhan pokes his head over the pile seeing… work. He shakes his head, “Tao! Xiumin! Help Lay move Suho around!”

            “Yes master!”

            The duo jumps from a top the stairs and help Lay carry Suho’s tub into the living room, “thanks guys.”

            Lay smiles at the ninjas, finally someone who actually helps. “Set him next to Luhan… uh, near the window.”

            “Yes sir!”

            The two carry the tub with the Merman inside, near the window. As Lay climbs over the pile of junk he falls, smelling the most fowl thing his nose ever whiffed, “EWW!”

            “What!?” Everyone looks at Lay.

“What is this?”

            “I think that’s Saturday’s dinner.”

            “Are you sure, because it has hair on it.”

            “Nope…”

            “Luhan!”

            “What, I don’t know if it is or not.”

            Lay shakes his head, and finally something in his head snaps, “we’re cleaning this place up right now.”

            Luhan glances up at Lay above him, “as if…”

            “What did you say Luhan?”

            “I’m sorry what I meant to say is…

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cheappen123
#1
Chapter 27: this story cracked me up WAY too much :D
Keep writing!
(I love the randomness :P)
Potterhead4Life
#2
Chapter 25: This is amazing! ; u ; Ugh love this so much. <3 It was super fun to read. Thank you~

-goes to the sequel-
YeojaUiMongsang
#3
Chapter 27: OMG that was an amazing story!
I loved it so much :D
I really like adventure and comedy stories and this one was really great to read
Nice work author-nim
Now I shall go and read the sequal c:
honeybear169
#4
Chapter 8: deer boy,*SIGHS* NICE TOPIC!
honeybear169
#5
YAH!AWESOME
honeybear169
#6
Chapter 8: love this story!
Potato
#7
Chapter 25: YeSyesyesYEs
I'll call you
Oh wow I'm done again!!!
It's hilarious (I find) that none of them know about BoA.
Oh did you update the sequel rn?
Going
Going
Gone
Potato
#8
Chapter 24: GO BOA!
GO BOA!!!
Wow… that escalated quickly. XD
Boa's so cool… /drools/
Potato
#9
Chapter 23: Wow
Xiumin+Bun helmet=best OTP yet!
Also the stories of the three dudes (Sehun, Chen and Kriseu) are pretty sad and even more so because Luhan doesn't know he did this.
Also the bacon scene and scratch that ALL the fighting scenes are so… UGHH a
Even if this is my second time reading… SOOOO GOOD
Okay off to the last two ^^
Potato
#10
Chapter 14: "Eww I'm sweating"