CHAPTER 30: cockroach

MISSION: Be my Gege's maid

 

"Hyung don't change the channel!" Sehun groaned as Suho changed the channel from cartoon to a basketball game

"haissst, why does the snow storm has to come today" Xiumin sighed as he plopped himself near the window.

"Im hungry~~~" Tao whined like a baby while kris just patted his back

"Where is Yuri btw? we don't have a playmate today" Chanyeol said as he slumped himself beside baekhyun on the couch

"He's with the old hag remember" Kai retorted "ughhh i hope he's not a pedo" Luhan added as the guys around them groan as well.

 

"What's with all the groaning i'm hearing?" You went down from the stairs with a broom at your hand, rain or shine there would always be a cleaning time for you, "We're board meimei" Lay answered

"And im hungry!" Tao butted in

"why don't you move your asses around and helped me clean" You went to the kitchen to check the refrigerator to check if there were enough food supply

"and tao, starve for awhile will you? its only 9 in the morning, we might ran out of food if you eat" you told him he went to you and put his hand on his cheek "and that bbuing bbuing~ of yours wouldn't work on me this time" You told him before hand making the others laugh

"Snappy today huh?" Baekhyun said, he was refferering at you

"nehh minyoo what's with the annoyed aura" Suho asked

"Because! itsearlyinthemorningandyouwerealreadymessingthedorm" You hastily told them, the boys gawked "wait what? i didn't catch that" D.O said earning a glare from you.

Luhan looked worriedly at you "okay i'll help" from glaring at D.O you looked confusedly at Luhan

"me too" Kai smirked "ahhh me three!" Sehun and tao both raise their hands "Yah! im three you four!" Sehun barked on Ta, you shook your head *maknaes this days*

"Game on!" all the exo M stood up and got their cleaning materials.

"what could we do?" some of the exo K left stood up as well and did what Exo m was doing,,

 

"So everyone of you, put your own dirts and trashes inside the garbage bag" You handed each room their own garbage bag.

"YES MAM" Sehun answered earning a groan from the members "Whaaaat~?" he whined and stomped inside the room.

 

You went downstairs and plopped like a fish on the couch *Good job minyoo~* you squeeled *ahhhhhh! rest day for me" You flapped your arms like a bird

"uhhhhh minyoo" Your head turn to the voice  "could, i ask if you have an insect spray, xiumin's junks been attack by ants" chen asked

"I..errr wait" You ran to the kitchen and opened the lower shelves under the sink and got a bottle of inspect spray "Here ya go" You handed it to him

"uhmmm nice moves you got there" he smirked, making you blush *facepalm*

 

You went to the kitchen and starts to prepare for the huge lunch for the boys.

"ohhh how's my yuri now" you mumbled, chopping vegetables

"she may be Sm's new secret weapon" you were startled when luhan whispered on your ear

"YAHHH do you know that i almost chopped my finger?" You faced him and shouted at his face

"owwwww! i think my ears bleed" Luhan covered his ears but stil chuckled "hAHA very funny Lulu" you responded sarcastically

"did you just  call me Lulu?" luhan annoyingly said, most of his noona fans call him lulu

"if your ears is not yet damaged i think its a yes?" you smirked at him, luhan raised his eyebrows and starts to hold the side of your waist

"Y-yaaah! what are you doing?" he didn't answer but starts to tickle you. "PUAHAHAHA stop it! aissssh!" You couldn't stop laughing and still his hands were continuing it.

"Pssssh love birds!" You turn to the voice and saw Lay smirking at the both of you *How did---* "ah oppa its not what you----"  you tried to defend and remove luhan's hands

"no need, i figured it out before you two" he let out a light laugh "awww oppa~ can you keep it a---" you were cutoff "secret" he finished your sentence. "Ofcourse i would" he responded, you felt light hearted at what he said

"Thanks bro" Luhan said and Lay just nodd and proceed to get water.

"OWWW what" You elbowed luhan on the stomach "Stop it, good thing lay oppa was the one who saw us" you mumbled earning a chuckle from him

 

"KYAAAAAAH MINYOOOOOO" you heard Sehun shout from  upstairs. you and Luhan shared a look and rush upstairs

"what's the commotion" you saw the boys sticking to the wall as if they're trying to stay away from something, sehun was being carried by D,O chanyeol and Baekhyun hugged each other, even the giant kris gege was hugging a rubber plant, maknae tao was already crying

Then you saw a tiny cockroach on the floor buzzing its antenna, "awww poor cockroach" you said and the boys looked at you with are-you-kidding-me-look

"Hey wait! don't go there it might bite you" Luhan told you

"pfft are you all kidding me? a little cockroach versus you guys?" You let out a small chuckle. You picked the cockroach by its antenna and the guys looked at you digustingly "aww poor cockroach" you then release an evil smirk and threw the cockroach to D.O

"OMOOOOOO!" sehun jumped away from him and ran across to kai, D.O enlarged his eyes it was a double size of O.O

"Hyung~ were's the insect spray??" Chen shouted at xiumin

"ehhh no no! you might kill D.O instead of the cockroach" chanyeol said, D.O was already getting pale and ready to faint

"PUAHAHAHA!, you shouldve have seen your faces" you said, Suho got the cockroach from D.O's shirt and smirked evilly too.

 

"ATTACK OF THE COCKROACH! DISPERSE!" Sehun shouted and the boys went inside their room and locked the door.

 

"these boys are nuts! HAHAHHA" you hi fived with suho and stepped on the cockroach

 

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davian
#1
Chapter 64: wow this is good
caroline_lowis
#2
Chapter 63: Idk anymore. I read this fanfic about ten times already. And i still love it ❤❤❤
napoftheesoul
#3
Chapter 63: at least minhee's already in jail #daebak ^___^

good job, author-nim!
theunicorn
#4
Uh... you do know that calling your lover 'gege' sounds like , right? 'Gege' can never be used when calling a lover. It can be only used to your real brother or talking to someone very formally. You don't even call your friend 'gege' as it sounds really weird and off.
mimili #5
Chapter 63: Awesome story~~~ Love it a lot!!!^^
1maniac2 #6
Chapter 5: Lol "hotdog pillow" hehe
cheekylittlechubba #7
Chapter 63: I love it!!!

The ending is really cute... but I as expecting like some sort of proposal or even the full marriage thing (kekeke... ^^)

Great job authornim:D ! I really enjoyed your story :D :D

Best wishes for your other stories :D :D
exotic-showerpanda
#8
aaaaaactually. Gege is not quite the equivalent to oppa. Oppa can only be used by a female for an older male and tends to have more romantic notions behind it (or can at least) where Ge (Guh) means simply "older brother" for either gender and tends to have more of just a friendly note to it rather than romantic.
VASLKJ #9
Why does Jia have to be the in the story?!
bteasuga
#10
Chapter 28: poor jongin :'(