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Tick, tick, tick - scribbles were being made onto the book. A pair of eyes was peering into the back of the young lady’s head. A young man’s eyes were blinking quickly while sitting across from the room. The man had pulled his knees up close to rest his chin on top of it. In his hand held a box of chocolate covered cookie sticks.

He was deeply concentrated on the woman and didn’t dare look away. The woman was too busy being occupied with writing and didn’t bother turning around to see the man staring at her.

After what seemed like eternity, he lay on the couch and nibbled on the cookie. His lips puckered up and he let out a huff. “Honey~” He cooed towards the younger girl. His lover didn’t give him a full response but a short, ‘hmm?’

Suddenly his cheeks inflated and he let out a groan, hoping the girl would turn around but instead he got rejected. He twitched lightly and then rolled around on the couch making short coos and noises so that she would turn around. All of the things he did was ignored and didn’t even make her budge.

Xiu Min gave his wife, Sanna, a look of disbelief and he sat up. “Yah – wifey – don’t ignore your hubbu!” Xiu Min cried out while he tipped the Pocky stick up and down in the corner of his mouth.

Xiu Min got up from his seat and walked over to his wife. He wrapped his arms around the girl’s shoulders and rested his head on the girl’s head. “Yah, Xiu Min – stop this is due tomorrow,” Sanna tried to get the older man’s off of her.

“Can’t you take a short break and pay attention to me? I’m dying over here and you’re working your off,” Xiu Min pouted cutely.

“I’m almost done and then when I’m finished – I’ll hang out with you,” Sanna tried to reason with her husband but fails.

“No~ Take a short break right now – if you don’t, I’ll lay right here and die in our living room,” Xiu Min turned the girl around in the chair and took her hands into his.

“Babe, really?” Sanna questioned while trying her best to turn around in the spinning chair but Xiu Min interrupted and held her still.

“Then it’ll be all over the news – Husband dies due to lack of attention from Wife,” Xiu Min dramatically stated while shaking his head. Sanna looked at him and held in her laugh.

Sanna tried to look serious but ends up smiling at him, “You’re making me sound like a criminal here,”

“It’s against the Xiu Min Laws to ignore me when I’m working my off to do everything in my will power to get your attention,” Xiu Min pouted and inflated his cheeks once again but gets poked by Sanna.

“Conceited…” Sanna commented under her breath.

“…then all of that hard work gets ignored! You know that feeling when you try your hardest but in the end gets rejected. It hurts!” Xiu Min whined while staring at Sanna with large cute eyes.

“You’re over reacting Xiu Min, when did you get so conceited?” Sanna teasingly asked the older boy who was acting like a ten year old. Sanna stood up and went over to the couch.

Xiu Min countered while pointing a finger at her, “Hey! I am not!” The older boy took a seat beside the wife and glared teasingly at her.

“Heh, silly hubbu,” Sanna giggled lightly while placing a cookie stick in . Xiu Min then initiated an attack; he leaned in close to Sanna and took the other end of the Pocky stick.

Sanna looked startled at what he just did and tried to pull away but she felt his hand holding the back of her head. Xiu Min leaned closely towards the girl and slowly made her lay down on the couch. The girl was now trapped in all corners.

Sanna’s cheeks turned bright pink as she stared up at her playful husband. “I’ll show you how silly, I am,” Xiu Min whispered for the wife to hear. She gulped and saw how slowly he was nibbling. In return, she began nibbling on her end.

Seconds ticked by and the two were so close to each other’s lips. They were inches away from lip-locking.

“X-Xiu Min…” Sanna stuttered as she was nervous of what to do next.

Xiu Min’s eyes tinted in a devious way; he was staring down at the girl that was beneath him. “Honey, I don’t enjoy being ignored…” Xiu Min’s voice came out in a y way. Sanna felt her heart thump as she bit her lip lightly.

“I don’t usually act like this to anyone, only to you – do you know that?” Xiu Min murmurs ily to his wife.

“I…I know now…” Sanna whispered to him and Xiu Min smiled at her.

The older boy leaned in and captured the girl’s lips with his. The girl wrapped her arms around the boy’s neck and kissed him back. The boy nibbles on the girl’s lower lip and she granted him access. He quickly maneuvered his tongue into .

Sanna blushed as soon as she felt Xiu Min’s tongue touching hers. She shyly ran her tongue across his. She then pulled back and broke the heated kiss. She felt her heart rate thumping like crazy.

“I…I,” Sanna blushed and saw Xiu Min smiled cutely towards her. Sanna sat up and fixed her hair. Xiu Min sat beside her and blinked.

“More pocky?” Xiu Min questioned while staring at her with big eyes.

“No! I have a paper to write!” Sanna retorted while blushing like crazy.

“Awwh, b-but…” Xiu Min pouted towards her.

“Maybe…later tonight,” Sanna said while coughing.

“If that’s what we’ll do, I’ll go shopping for more cookies~” Xiu Min winked at his wife. Sanna shook her head and went back to her work station. Before Xiu Min leaves, he gave her one last kiss on the cheek. “I love you Wifey!”

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One of the randomest oneshots ever!

I'm a failure.