[CONTENTID1]Love benders[/CONTENTID1]

[CONTENTID2]

 

taelien52 created operation-maknae's-confession with twelve4evsjin, twelve4evsseok, sugaryoongi, rapmanjoon, hopeseok, chimchimin, xiuminseok, ludeerhan, supermankris, xinglay, myeoney$, bbaekon#hana, chemhana#byun, chanyoda, chenosaur, angelsoo, kimkai, zipantao, tsehun

 

taelien52: hi hyungs! and noonas!

 

xiuminseok: what is this about? hi dongsaengs ( ´ ▽ ` )

 

sugaryoongi: you have no originality. no swaeg, tae

 

rapmanjoon: you've no jams, tae.

 

sugaryoongi: hi hyungs, noonas, and bratty younger people.

 

xinglay: where am i?

 

chenosaur: how about let taehyung type what he has to say?

 

angelsoo: jongin-ah, did you use one of my knives?

 

angelsoo: i'll kill you

 

myeoney$: soo, i think we can discuss that in our own group chat.

 

hopeseok: i'm your only hope, hoseok! Sup hyungs and dongsaengies!

 

chimchimin: kyungsoo hyung is scary. please don't hurt me. ><

 

chanyoda: tell me about it

 

bbaekon#hana: i wouldn't have said that if i were you, yeol.

 

taelien52: ooh, this chatbox is the best idea ever hihi

 

angelsoo: i think i'd want to try out my new wrestling skills. mind helping me out, yeollie?

 

taelien52: teach me some too, soo hyung!!!

 

twelve4evsjin: just tell us what this gc is for, tae!

 

twelve4evsseok: just tell us what this gc is for, tae!

 

kimkai: did jin send the same message using two accounts.

 

tsehun: oooh ^ that's love right there.

 

tsehun: not you, jongin.

 

bbaekon#hana: hey! me and hana noona are in love too

 

chanyoda: boo, you're cheesy!

 

chimchimin: that's so greasy, baek hyung!

 

sugaryoongi: swag. hana noona's lucky to date someone with such swag.

 

xiuminseok: as the eldest here, aside from hana noona, can somebody please tell me what's happening?

 

supermankris: just keep, scrolling, minseok hyung

 

zipantao: lame, kris hyung kkkk

 

ludeerhan: sorry but this chatbox is not making sense and is distracting me from my soccer match marathon.

 

ludeerhan: can i please mute the gc? please don't be mad at me.

 

chemhana#byun: this definitely has something to do with kookie and joo?

 

taelien52: whoa! noona can read my mind? how did you do that?

 

chemhana#byun: uhh, coz you've specifically left them out...? and the gc name actually is pretty obvious

 

bbaekon#hana: coz you've specifically left them out...?

 

taelien52: you've guessed correctly, madam. Ten points to... Uh... Noona what house are you in pottermore.com?

 

bbaekon#hana: boom! That's love right there!

 

bbaekon#hana: ugh, i was a second stoo kate

 

chemhana#byun: aww love you baekie ♥

 

chemhana#byun: who is stoo kate, byun baekhyun?

 

tsehun: oooh~ baek hyung's in trouble

 

bbaekon#hana: * too late

 

bbaekon#hana: OH WHAT IT WAS A TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR! I'M SORRY NOONA! ╭(°A°`)╮

 

chimchimin: LOL

 

chenosaur: LEL

 

chanyoda: K K K K K （　･๎ω･๎）

 

taelien52: LOL

 

taelien52: !

 

myeoney$: can someone please elaborate...?

 

angelsoo: you guys are noisy

 

sugaryoongi: damn, how can you guys type so fast?

 

sugaryoongi: couldn't have said it better myself, kyungsoo hyung

 

taelien52: okay fine, i had my fun

 

taelien52: .

 

taelien52: .

 

taelien52: .

 

rapmanjoon: CAN YOU PLEASE JUST TELL WHAT THE YOU HAVE TO SAY!

 

twelve4evsjin: language, kim namjoon

 

rapmanjoon: sorry.

 

taelien52: i forgot

 

 

hopeseok: maybe looking at the gc name will help you...? (´･･`)

 

chimchimin: again, i doubt how taehyung is the third in our batch!

 

taelien52: OH! REMEMBERED IT!

 

twelve4evsseok: can we not go around circles anymore. this is becoming a bit annoying.

 

taelien52: sorry noonas and hyungs

 

taelien52 is typing...

 

sugaryoongi: finally...

 

chimchimin: how's baekhyun and hana noona?

 

chanyoda: i think they're making up (out) now.

 

kimkai: tmi

 

angelsoo: i'd rather marry my knives

 

chenosaur: if i remember correctly, kyungsoo had dated girls before. i didn't know you had a knife

 

chenosaur: OH I'M SORRY SOO! I'M A NATURAL ERUDITE HUHUZ

 

ludeerhan: are we talking about divergent now? omg i love that movie!

 

supermankris: tris (A/N: MAJOR SPOILER TO PEOPLE WHO ARE PLANNING TO READ THE LAST BOOK IN THE DIVERGENT SERIES. I WON'T CONTINUE WHAT KRIS HAS TO SAY BECAUSE I PERSONALLY HATE SPOILERS AND THAT I HAVEN'T READ ALLEGIANT. I'VE LOST MOTIVATION WHEN IT WAS SPOILED TO ME)

 

zipantao: cruel

 

chimchim: y u do that, hyung?

 

ludeerhan: what.......?

 

ludeerhan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

chanyoda: *tries not to cry but cries anyway*

 

twelve4evsseok: oh please, if you guys just read the book first before the movie you won't be as surprised.

 

twelve4evsjin: yeah, all you guys do is wait for the movie

 

twelve4evsseok: babe, you do that too

 

twelve4evsjin: oh

 

rapmanjoon: BUURN

 

hopeseok: FIIIIRE~ TENTETETENTETETETETETENTEN~ FIIIIRE~ TENENEN~ WHEN I WAKE UP IN MY ROOM

 

twelve4evsjin: shut up or else?

 

rapmanjoon: yes. sorry

 

hopeseok: sorry ;-;

 

chimchimin: what's taking tae so long?

 

sugaryoongi: my thoughts exactly.

 

chemhana#byun: me and baek have made up, and no yeol we did not make-out

 

bbaekon#hana: gross byuntae yeol.

 

taelien52: i wrote it on my notepad. here it goes

 

chimchimin: about time!

 

taelien52: so, jungkook and eunjoo are pretty obvious (you know what i mean) so i made this gc up to discuss some plans we can execute to speed up their romantic rekindling... any ideas?

 

rapmanjoon: i bet taehyung had to search the net for synonyms so that he'd sound like he thought about it a lot.

 

taelien52: i didn't

 

sugaryoongi: what

 

sugaryoongi: that's it?

 

taelien52: it was a internet-free dictionary app

 

taelien52: yes, it is! aren't i amazing?

 

sugaryoongi: kyungsoo hyung, can i borrow one of your knives? i'd like to throw one to a certain idiot

 

angelsoo: you do tae, i do jongin. he did steal my knife!

 

kimkai: i wanted to help you not become a murderer. I'M SORRY SOO! KKKKKKKKK

 

taelien52: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! PLEASE, SPARE ME!

 

chanyoda: why not make them both jealous?

 

chanyoda: i mean, that worked out with baekhyun. kinda. but, he did get to confess to eunjoo even though he chose hana over his best friend.

 

sugaryoongi: the next time won't be an exception, tae

 

myeoney$: that's a nice suggestion, but who will act for us to make them jealous? they have to be someone who won't be attracted to jungkook and eunjoo

 

chanyoda: oh , should i have not said that, baek? i don't want you and noona to fight and make out again.

 

chemhana#byun: i told you, yeol. we did not make out! and yeah, i knew that already. but i am still cautious with eunjoo

 

sugaryoongi: that's a pretty nice suggestion. it might work...

 

chimchimin: but nobody can get close to jungkook and not like him in the end. he's the Golden Boy, remember?

 

bbaekon#hana: don't worry i'm yours. oh please, i know you like eunjoo now.

 

bbaekon#hana: yeah, and eunjoo kinda has a fan club dedicated to her, so our problem with eunjoo is the same as kook's

 

chemhana#byun: i love you too baekie mwahhhhh

 

taelien52: i suggest we just lock them up in brothel?

 

chimchimin: DUDE! WE'RE HIGHSCHOOL STUDENTS! GROSS

 

bbaekon#hana: I WILL NOT ALLOW MY BEST FRIEND TO GET LAID BEFORE COLLEGE GRADUATION! NO

 

chemhana#byun: OMG. WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, THE LEWDEST WE HAD TO SUGGEST WAS WATCH VIDEOS! NOT MAKE TWO PEOPLE LOSE THEIR ITIES

 

taelien52: who said kook was a

 

twelve4evsjin: OMG STOP IT WITH THE ITY TOPIC. DISGUSTING

 

taelien52: hehe, so, really what's the plan?

 

sugaryoongi: haven't i said chanyeol hyung's was good already?

 

chanyoda: i don't see anyone complaining haha i'm pretty smart with playing cupid

 

taelien52: we're cupids here, hyung. well alright, who are in favor of the decision?

 

chimchimin: i do

 

sugaryoongi: i do too, in behalf of everybody who wants to sleep but this gc is noisy af

 

twelve4evsjin: language, min yoongi.

 

angelsoo: i second the motion.

 

angelsoo: please sleep now

 

angelsoo: or else you'll all meet the wrath of my knives

 

sugaryoongi: what did i do, seokjin hyung???

 

myeoney$: kids, sleep

 

taelien52: alright, since kyungsoo hyung is scarier now, case dismissed. further planning will be discussed tomorrow...?

 

angelsoo: sleep.

 

+++

 

 

taelien52: hello

 

taelien52: it's me

 

taelien52: i was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet

 

taelien52: to go over

 

taelien52: everything

 

taelien52: they say that time's supposed to heal ya

 

taelien52: but i ain't done much healing

 

taelien52: hello

 

taelien52: can you hear me?

 

taelien52: i'm in California dreaming about who we used to be

 

taelien52: when we were younger

 

taelien52: and free

 

taelien52: i've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet

 

taelien52: there's such a diff'rence

 

taelien52: between us

 

taelien52: and a

 

taelien52: million

 

taelien52: miles

 

taelien52 sent a voice clip (50 sec.)

 

taelien52: hello

 

taelien52: how are you?

 

taelien52: it's so typical of me

 

taelien52: to talk about myself

 

taelien52: i'm sorry

 

taelien52: i hope

 

taelien52: that you're well

 

taelien52: did you ever make it

 

taelien52: out of that town

 

taelien52: where nothing ever happened

 

taelien52: it's no se-

 

taelien52: -cret

 

taelien52: that the both

 

taelien52: of us

 

taelien52: are ru-

 

taelien52: -nning

 

taelien52: out of time

 

taelien52 sent a voice clip (49 sec.)

 

taelien52: anymoooore

 

taelien52: huu-huuu-huuuu

 

taelien52: anymooore

 

taelien52: huu- HUUU- huuuu

 

taelien52: anymooore

 

taelien52: huu-huuu-huuuu

 

taelien52: anymo-ore

 

taelien52: ANYMOOOOOOOORE

 

taelien52: HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIDE

 

taelien52: I MUST HAVE CALLED A THOUSAND TIIIIIIIMES

 

taelien52: TO TELL YOU

 

taelien52: I'M SORRY

 

taelien52: FOR EVERYTHING THAT I'VE DONE

 

taelien52: BUT WHEN I CALL YOU

 

taelien52: NEVER

 

taelien52: SEEM TO BE HOME

 

taelien52: HELLO FROM THE OUTSIIIIIIDE

 

taelien52: AT LEAST I CAN SAY THAT I'VE TRIEEEED

 

taelien52: TO TELL YOU

 

taelien52: I'M SORRY

 

taelien52: FOR BREAKING YOU HEART

 

taelien52: BUT IT DON'T MATTER

 

taelien52: IT C-

 

taelien52: -LEAR-

 

taelien52: -LY

 

taelien52: DOESN'T TEAR YOU APART

 

taelien52: Anymore

 

(a/n: i particularly enjoyed writing this part haha. this is just so taehyung to type the lyrics to Adele's 'Hello' separately according to how the lyrics are broken lol i honestly just listened to the song while i wrote the lyrics, i even timed how many second the chorus was haha lol moving on...)

 

+++

 

angelsoo: be thankful i was heavily sleeping

 

sugaryoongi: it's a good thing i muted this gc last night

 

chimchimim: lol me too

 

chimchimin: haha sorry tae

 

twelve4evsjin: i think he stayed up all night typing this up

 

twelve4evsjin: he's obviously asleep now

 

bbaekon#hana: but, don't we have classes today...?

 

twelve4evsjin: OH SHOOT

 

twelve4evsjin: NAMJOON, WAKE UP YOUR SON!

 

rapmanjoon: he's not my son...?

 

twelve4evsjin: he is when i agreed to being the mother in our group

 

chenosaur: OOOH~ BURN SEE YOU GUYS LATER ;)

 

hopeseok: FIIIIRE~ OH EH OH~

 

chimchimin: hihi namjin

 

twelve4evsseok: babe, don't worry, i've done that ahead of time. Goodmorning ^^

 

twelve4evsseok: aw, thanks jimin. i ship namjin too

 

twelve4evsjin: gross, please i'm obvously a straight guy. if i did become a girl, i'd choose jungkook or yoongi but a boy version of sejin would probably be the best

 

twelve4evsjin: aw i love you so much babe

 

twelve4evsseok: love you too *kiss*

 

myeoney$: time to go to school, kids

 

sugaryoongi: there's thing called

 

sugaryoongi: personal message

 

sugaryoongi: you don't need to tell us how you love each other

 

sugaryoongi: should i be flattered or disgusted...?

 

chanyoda: please, baek and hana noona are worse in the other gc

 

chanyoda: nobody even seen my chat :( see you guys

 

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taelien52: H

 

taelien52: E

 

taelien52: Y

 

taelien52: G

 

taelien52: U

 

taelien52: Y

 

taelien52: S

 

taelien52: S

 

taelien52: S

 

taelien52: !

 

taelien52: L

 

taelien52: O

 

taelien52: O

 

angelsoo: are you serious? this is worse than last night

 

taelien52: K

 

taelien52: lol alright haha

 

 

taelien52: look at what i found

 

taelien52 sent a photo

 

chimchimin: that's gross, dude you can't just show your hanged boxers to us

 

sugaryoongi: isn't that my black boxer?

 

hopeseok: technically that black boxer is jungkook's, remember how you confessed that when you used it you caused a hole?

 

chanyoda: LOOOOL WAT

 

chimchimin: NOW THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

 

chemhana#byun: i guess boys really do have heart-prints boxers

 

chemhana#byun: tmi

 

bbaekon#hana: let's be civilized men when there are females around, please

 

bbaekon#hana: noona, i'm sorry you had to see that

 

sugaryoongi: hoseok, you've just signed your death contract

 

hopeseok: but i only spoke of the truth ;-;

 

sugaryoongi: tae, just post the right photo so that this topic can end.

 

taelien52: lol sorry i took the boxers, i thought it was mine, but hole was awkward

 

sugaryoongi: TAEHYUNG UGH

 

taelien52: kekekekkeke

 

taelien52 sent a photo

 

taelien52: did i send it correctly?

 

myeoney$: maybe not. it's a class list.

 

taelien52: actually it's the thing i wanted to show you guys hoho

 

rapmanjoon: hey, it's a class list for students attending cram school! what's special about it again?

 

sugaryoongi sent a photo

 

sugaryoongi: i heard this school had lotsa chix

 

ludeerhan sent a photo

 

ludeerhan: omg i know that person! we used to play soccer together

 

kimkai: we have three students from our school attending cram school

 

chimchimin: why do you need to attend cram school, tae?

 

chimchimin: look, if you think you are stupid to ace an entrance exam because we usually tease you about it...

 

chimchimin: ican'tbelievei'mgonnasaythis

 

bbaekon#hana: oh, so this is the cram school program joo attends

 

zipantao: who's kim taeyeon?

 

zipantao: i haven't heard about any kim taeyeon in our school

 

chimchimin: i'm sorry, tae, on behalf of those who have called you stupid. you aren't technically stupid, tae. how can you even become the third ranking student in our batch if you're stupid? you're really smart, there i admitted it, are you happy now, tae?

 

tsehun: she was one of baek hyung's exes

 

chemhana#byun: you said what?

 

bbaekon#hana: sleep with your eyes open tonight, sehunnie

 

bbaekon#hana: BABE I CAN EXPLAIN!

 

taelien52: what happened? i was pooping. no signal in the bathroom

 

chimchimin: tmi yuck

 

taelien52: aww, i'm touched, chim. but i just really wanted to attend cram school haha

 

chimchimin: forget i ever sent that. that was humiliating

 

taelien52 sent a photo

 

taelien52: proof that i am not stupid: chim's sincere apology

 

hopeseok: LOOOOL I'M CRYING OUT TEARS OF JOY. TAEHYUNG GOT YOU THERE, JIMINIE LOOOL HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

 

sugaryoongi: HAHAHAH okay i'm tired but really that was very funny

 

bbaekon#hana: okay, me and noona have made up, what did i miss?

 

myeoney$ sent a photo

 

myeoney$: i was scrolling through my selfies when i remembered i caught a stolen shot of our main couple

 

rapmanjoon: kekeke kook's so obvious

 

twelve4evsseok: ikr! whenever seokjin-baby sneaks meat into my plate i fall harder for him

 

twelve4evsjin: with love comes sacrifice, even if meat is life

 

bbaekon#hana: i used to do that to eunjoo, but it seems that she's reacting differently than when she catches me doing that

 

chemhana#byun: okay fine she's adorable here. jeez, i'm even more worried that an attractive best friend may steal my boyfriend away from me

 

chanyoda: i doubt baek's gonna leave you. he's whipped for you

 

chanyoda: they are obvious

 

bbaekon#hana: i love you babe

 

taelien52: hihi baekyeol

 

chanyoda: OH WAIT I THINK I REMEMBER TAKING A FEW STOLEN EUNKOOK MOMENTS!

 

bbaekon#hana: WHAT NO! I'M STRAIGHT, TAE

 

chanyoda: GROSS, I'M 100% GUY. MANLY. MALE.

 

hopeseok: i also think baekyeol hyungs are cute too, tae hihi

 

chanyoda sent 4 photos

 

taelien52: wait, i forgot why i sent that pic

 

taelien52: oh, right!

 

bbaekon#hana: since when did eunjoo start going to a retro music store?

 

chemhana#byun: OMG WAT OKAY THEY'RE ADORABLE! WITH THEM LISTENING ON THE SAME HALF OF THE HEADPHONE AND JUNGKOOK STARING AT JOO LIKE WTF ASDFGHJKLUQBDKGXUBEEU CUUUUUTIES

 

chimchimin: omg! i remember that skating board! i thought jungkook never lets any girl use or touch that?

 

chimchimin: BUT NOW HE'S TEACHING EUNJOO TO SKATE USING HIS UNTOUCHABLE BOARD!!!

 

sugaryoongi: where are they going on the third pic?

 

taelien52: please help me remember why i started the conversation today? ;-;

 

xinglay: where am i?

 

rapmanjoon sent a photo

 

rapmanjoon: it was a struggle scrolling back to retrieve that photo. you're welcome. maybe what you sent can help you remember...?

 

rapmanjoon: lol, jungkook seems to be pulling eunjoo somewhere, yoongi hyung.

 

rapmanjoon: now i have dirty thoughts in my head '-'

 

chimchim: so gross

 

chanyoda: i think i get why tae sent the photo?

 

chenosaur: whoa, yeol, you even managed to follow eunkook to that arcade?

 

chenosaur: oh look at the cuties having fun together while beating the other up in the game. they're even seated in the same narrow chair!

 

kimkai: i don't think that's sweet. isn't is a lack of chivalry in jungkook's case? coz girls should always take the seat

 

chemhana#baek: that's so ist of you, jongin. girls don't always have to be the damsel-in-distress.

 

tsehun: but isn't that why it's called damsel coz it's a term for girls???

 

chanyoda: um, can i in now?

 

taelien52: omg yeol hyung please tell me why ;-;

 

chanyoda is typing...

 

chemhana#byun: wait, i'mma search what's the masculine term for that

 

taelien52: OMG I REMEMBER IT