Heads up, you pining boys and swooning gals. It's been more than a week and J and Worker Bee are still going at it! This ship may sail on longer than any of us expect. So bid adieu to your chances boys and gals! The hottest gal and the iest guy are still taken. 

XOXO Gossip Girl

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Yes, J is still dating Yixing.

"iest guy"? That Yixing? Sure, he has this mysterious, clad exclusively in black, bad-boy vibe. Which I guess some girls dig. But how does he qualify as iest when there's my stud muffin, Siwon around? Pur-lease! Oh... Or is Gossip Girl alluding to his ual experiences? Well, in that case, I guess Yixing can probably take the title then, seeing how he gets around and my darling Siwon and I are saving it for marriage. Well, Siwon doesn't care for the y guy title anyhow. He doesn't need it. No thank you.

Talking about . Siwon's been extra needy these days. He keeps pestering me to blow him or give him a hand-job. Yes, we're both what one would term technical s. Barring actual , Siwon and I have probably experimented with every other ual act. Well, my man is afterall a libidinous, hot blooded male and he has his needs and I try my best as a dutiful fiancée to fulfil them as best as I can. It's only fair, since darling Siwon has continue holding out so long for me, out of respect to my wishes and to honour my al integrity, while his peers are all out and about, marking ual conquests. And I know that Siwon has had to endure some merciless teasing for his decision to stick it out. I promise Siwon that it's worth holding out for, so when we consummate our marriage, it'll be extra special and meaningful. 

But while that's what I've been telling Siwon, frankly, I'm not too sure about it. I'll be honest. I'm actually not that interested in . I don't think it's as chuffed out as it's portrayed in literature and popular media? Maybe it's me? My libido is just not that great? I've hardly ever looked at Siwon, even when he's stark , and get ? And by all standards, my Siwonnie is a hunk! He's gorgeous and tall, and has a fit, muscular body with the prerequisite pecs and abs and he's hung like a horse. But I'm just...not interested. I just don't have the passion for I guess? So while I do oblige Siwon occasionally to see to his needs, secretly, I find it a chore. But I still make sure I do a good job at it I guess? Cause Siwon seems very pleased whenever we have our sessions and he's always craving for the next one. But it's so messy and so much work! Groan! 

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So it's been a week since my accident and ever since then, Yixing and I have been on armistice. And it's not too hard, as basically we haven't really been hanging out. We've yet to have another double date. Phew! Cause it seems the young lovers are still at that amorous stage of their relationship and all their dates thus far have been confined to J's bedroom. So my interactions with Yixing have been reduced to the occasional run-ins in school, where we just need to greet politely or at lunch breaks, where I'll sit with Siwon, and occasionally, J and Yixing will sit across from us and we only have brief time to make casual polite exchanges while we grab lunch. Honestly, it's just been a week. A mere 7-days. 

Speaking of which, while I find Yixing a much more decent being since he rescued me, I'm still concerned about his dating history. He does have a checkered record of brief dalliances. Is he gonna break J's heart when he eventually calls it off? Or maybe, J's gonna break his heart and call it off? Or maybe miraculously, they're both gonna wake up in bed one day and mutually call it off amicably... Cause they got bored? Then nobody's heart gets broken! I know, it sounds ridiculous! But with these two...I'm not too sure if it's entirely far-fetched? It actually sounds ideal? Let's hope that happens! Oh! But what if it goes the other way, they don't ever break off? They both go on seeing each other for eternity as they have found a perfect fit in each other? Does that mean Yixing may stay on and potentially turn out to be an important person in J's life? And part of my life too? Shudder! No! That must not happen! That can't happen! I don't wanna hang out with Yixing always next to J. I don't know how to describe it but I don't feel comfortable around him. He makes me uneasy, but I can't quite put my finger on it, what is it exactly about him that makes me tense up around him...

I need to devise a plan to get Yixing outta J's hair and outta our lives for good! I need more information on this guy. Find out what makes him tick.