Bonus III

Dis·Interested

 

 

"Sugar! You are not a cat. Stop trying to meow." The Samoyed pup ignored Papa Park and attempted to mew like OJ once more. It was a failed "Meo-arf." followed by a whine. "That's it."

"I can see it when you're trying to damn fit in
You can't hide that from me
You're no status quo calico
So why keep trying to be? 
'Cause you're more than that
You're my furry pup
I wish you could see the you I see
I say
If you bark
Celebrate it
Make your mark
Serenade it!"

"The Cat's Meow" Barbie, Princess and the Pauper

And with that, Papa Park started serenading Sugar to keep him from being a catish dog. Papa Park is supressing Sugar from reaching her catish dreams. Papa Park is an .

 


 

"Lulu. Hey, Lulu. Listen to this thing Sehun helped me write." The Chinese man rolled over on the bed and wrapped his arms around Baekhyun's waist. Sehun already had his arms there but eh. Luhan hums a 'Go on.' "Okay, here it goes." Baekhyun grins.

Chanyeol's meat.

Top grade meat.

When you eat the meat it has a rich taste.

In the heat meat is aromatic.

Sausage meat.

Longer the meat better than normal meat.

Meat made for pleasure.

Luhan is ing sure Baekhyun just wrote some kind of poem about Chanyeol's .

 


Author's Note

We all know what Baekhyun's favorite meat is.

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Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I have college and we're moving. It's hard. I started writing one though. So, Im sure I can update this weekend. 140307

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Aezxmin
174 streak #1
I will give this fic a chance
chanbelong2baek
#2
Chapter 39: its a roller coaster ride and you are the craziest author i have met all this while reading fanfics !
IceQueenChogiwa
1080 streak #3
Chapter 37: Okay this is probably the weirdest fanfic I've ever read xD when i started reading it I had no idea things would change so much lol. The ending was cute!
IceQueenChogiwa
1080 streak #4
Chapter 22: Okay I'm so confused right now. what the actual heck is going on?
IceQueenChogiwa
1080 streak #5
Chapter 15: Omg why is Chanyeol so stupid xD
alondrabower #6
I need to read this again!! OMG, so much fun!!
Blessy31
#7
Chapter 39: <span class='smalltext text--lighter'>Comment on <a href='/story/view/557324/39'>Just A Note</a></span>
This was honestly one of the best CB everrr! Thank you soooo much <3
Blessy31
#8
Chapter 28: Oh god wasn’t this all comedy as fluff from the start? Now my heart’s breaking into pieces and I hate Hanyeol too much
Blessy31
#9
Chapter 11: How can a man be in the top 5 of a prestigious school and yet is dumb - like super dumb?
Blessy31
#10
Chapter 9: Get ‘em Baekhyun >ㅅ<