Kyungsoo casually typed away, adding in various bits of information to his work.

He felt uneasy and slowly turned around.

"H-Hey, guys! What are you guys d-doing?"

Kris and Luhan both smiled angelically at him.

"Nothing at all~" They both replied in a sing song voice.

Kyungsoo nodded hesitantly and turned back around, a weird feeling in his gut.

Luhan yanked a conch out from behind his back and blew into it with as much force as he had.

A terribly loud blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat sound blared and echoed through the small agency.

Everyone stopped what they were doing immediately.

"Where the did you get a conch?" Minseok cried, rubbing at his sore ears.

Yixing looked up from his computer. 

"I think that's mine."

"Why do you even have a conch?"

Junmyeon smirked. "Wouldn't you like to know?"

Minseok paled. "Ew. No, that's just gross."

Luhan blew the conch again.

"I AM DECLARING REBELLION," He screeched. "AGAINST THE TYRANNY THAT IS DO KYUNGSOO-"

"I'm not even technically in charge yet," Kyungsoo whimpered.

"-AND I AM BREAKING OFF TO FORM MY OWN SECTION. THIS-"

He motioned in the general back area of the agency.

"-THIS IS WHERE MY PEASANTS SHALL RESIDE. WHO WILL JOIN ME?"

Sehun had raced over before Luhan had finished his rant, and he was currently beaming next to Luhan, who was holding the conch up high.

Kris scoffed, rolling his eyes as he leaned back.

Yixing quickly walked over to Luhan.

Minseok let out an indignant noise.

"What?" Yixing asked innocently. "I came to retrieve my conch."

Luhan pulled a pair of handcuffs out of nowhere and slapped them onto Yixing's wrist and on his own wrist.

"I don't think so. You came, therefore you will stay."

Yixing looked down at his wrist.

"Are these also mine?"

Luhan shrugged.

"You gotta hide your stash better."

Junmyeon also walked over to the other side.

"Wherever Yixing goes, I go."

Yixing blushed and gave Junmyeon a peck on the cheek.

"You're so sweet." He murmured, affectionately tousling his hair.

Junmyeon smiled back.

Minseok gagged and turned his attention back to his computer.

Luhan narrowed his eyes at the rest of them.

"You'll regret not choosing this side."

Minseok, Kris, and Kyungsoo all shared a collective eyeroll.

Sehun poked his out at Luhan.

"Ge, look. I've been working on my . Looooook!"

He waggled his enticingly a few centimeters away from Luhan's face.

Luhan poked and pinched Sehun's a few times.

"So you have," he said. "So you have."

Minseok coughed,"He wishes he had a like mine."

Junmyeon looked over at Minseok. 

"Why do you even bother coughing?"

Minseok shrugged.

"It lessens the blow a little. Cushions the ego a bit?"

Sehun sniffled,"It really doesn't."

A few hours later, Minseok lay panting in front of Luhan's feet.

"Please, please let me go." Minseok begged, squirming around.

Luhan laughed triumphantly.

"What did I say?"

Minseok shouted,"I DIDN'T THINK THAT YOU WOULD REVOKE ANY AND ALL BATHROOM PRIVILEGES! GODDAMMIT, LUHAN, LET ME PISS."

"It's really simple. You just agree to acknowledge me as sole ruler and king and come over to my side. Then, you can pee all you want."

Kyungsoo looked dolefully at the chilly bottle of water that Kris refused to let him drink.

He felt his mouth droop even further when he saw a bead of condensation roll down the side of the bottle.

Kris glared at Kyungsoo.

"Hell no. We already have one member cracking, I refuse to give you any sustenance for pee."

Yixing hummed,"I guess urine trouble."

Minseok stopped rolling on the floor from the agonizing pressure in his gut and stared at Yixing.

"Did you just seriously ing say that," He stated.

Luhan looked at Yixing sympathetically.

"We all have bad pun days."

"Obviously," Sehun snorted.

Junmyeon protectively shouted,"I thought it was funny."

'"Of course you did, Grandpa," Sehun sighed.

"The did you just call me?" Junmyeon asked, balling his fists up. "Bratty little kid."

Sehun stuck his tongue out. "To know it is to love it."

Kris shouted,"Too bad you still don't have an ."

Sehun crinkled his nose.

"Well then," he started. "It's a good thing that you don't need an when you have a face and like mine."

Kyungsoo pushed the water bottle over to Kris.

"You need this more than I do."

Kris had a confused expression on his face. "What?"

Yixing whispered,"Apply cold water to burned area."

A/N: unedited. 

I found my old lord of the flies book and it just hit me sorry not sorry lol

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