The epic powers of Oh Se Hoon (not...)

Love War

Waddup, you?! :D I'm sorry for the long delay.. I really just couldn't get my lazy up and write a chappie :P -mianhe...

BUT! I'm here again!! c: And I hope you'll like this chapter ^^ (Please read my latest blog-post for more info about an upcoming fantasy fanfic, feat. EXO!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You threw your phone on the floor and prentended that you didn't notice it. Being evil to non-living things... That's normal for you.

As the bright morning sun shined in through your window in the bedroom, you finally managed to pull yourself enough together to stand up from your bed. The comfy office chair in the room, was filled with dirty clothes and you lazily walked over to it and picked it all up, walking to the laundry basket with it.

When you had threwn the dirty clothes away, you made your way to the white closet with clothes. What should you wear today? It was Saturday and you was going out with Chanyeol today. Though you didn't knew exactely what you was going to do with him today, you felt like it not was playing with dolls or such things..

Therefore, you decided to put on some relaxed clothing. Something that could endure a day in the forest if that was the case.

This was your clothes for the day:

You pulled on your clothes and headed for the bathroom to get some control over your messy morning hair.

A cute little ponytail, and badabingbadoom! - you were done!

 

You had totally forgot about your phone, which still was under your bed or something. Somwhere in the room at least..

"Hey, Se7en? Did you see where my phone landed?" You asked your poster, not even bothering to look at him. Se7en groaned and unwillingly popped out of the paper.

"No, I didn't. But did you look under your table? There's always like a million things down there-" Se7en stated, sounding extremely annoyed. Like a little child, who just woke up from his slumber. Wait.. He just woke from his slumber.

"Yah, are you saying that I don't tidy up my room!?" You yelled at him, still not fully awake, though you had been up for about 30 minutes now.

"No, I'm just saying tha-" He tried to save his sentence, but you cut him off, faster than Seungjo could eat a cookie.

"Quiet!! Just go back to your poster and stay there. I don't need your help anyway." You said, reaching for your phone you just found under the table. Typical...

Se7en pouted at your statement, obeyed and melted into the poster again.

You stood up and checked your phone, just a habit, to see if there was any snapchats, texts or mails.

When nothing came up on the screen, you putted it in your bag and walked over to the window. You watched some kids play with a stick and some leaves.

You couldn't really help but smile, when you saw it. The kids on your alley was just like the cutest little things you ever had seen. But of course... Seungjo was the cutest of em' all. No doubt, mayn, no doubt.

You looked at your new neighbors house. The old tree in your garden was covering a little bit of Sehun's window, but you could still look into his room. Pretty cool, actually.

A shaddow moved on the walls inside Sehun's room and you immediately widened your eyes in horror, imagining a thief in his room. What if it was a thief?!

The shaddow suddenly got human facilities and became a boy. Okay. How stupid could you be, Joorin? It had been him all the time. It was just Sehun, you idiot, not a thief.

Though you just had realized your stupity, something weird was in the air. You could sense it. No.. You could see it.

Sehun was walking with his arms straight out and with closed eyes. Suddenly, he bumped into the door in his room. He didn't even look a single bit troubled. Not even angry, which was a 'must' for him to be, you thought.

You glanced at him, amused by his crazy sleep walking. He bumped into the door several times, before finally going the other way again. You couldn't help but laugh at his dorkiness. And the thing was..; He didn't even know he did all those things.

After some minutes, where he didn't show up, you decided to walk down stairs.

 

*****

 

Your stomach was rumbling like crazy, when you got downstairs. Seungjo, who already was up, ran into your arms and you lifted him up, giving him a tight hug.

"Noona! Have you sleep well?" Seungjo asked you, fiddling with a lock of your hair.

"It's 'have you slept well'. But yes, I slept well, my little Seungjo-ah," You corrected, giving him a light peck on the cheek.

"Okaaaaay.. Noona, can I have cookies?" Seungjo suddenly changed the topic, looking imploringly at you. Those enormous puppy eyes always made you so weak.

"Aigoo~ Should I call you Cookie Monster instead? It's unhealthy for you" You teased Seungjo and smiled playfully at him, as he did aegyo to convince you.

"But noonaaaaaaaaa! Pwueeeeeaaaaase!!" He pleaded, looking like a little innocent child. Wait.. - He is a little innocent child. Nah, scratch the 'innocent'...

"... Okay then, but it's only because your'e my lil' bro. And remember, dad can't know about this, neh?" You finally gave in and commanded him to keep his mouth shut about it.

"What is it that I can't know about?" Your dad asked from the living room. He must've overheard your commando to Seungjo.

"U-Uhh, nothing!" You lied, hoping he would believe in it or just shrug it off.

"Hmm.." Your dad murmured as an answer, saying that he didn't really care anyway.

"You see? That was very close. Too close, if you ask me. Now, let's go find the damn cookies!" You whispered at your smiling younger brother.

"Yes!!" Seungjo happily hissed, making his way to the kitchen.

 

*****

 

After a delicious chocolate chip cookie, you found yourself snuggling with Seungjo in front of the TV in the living room.

You always loved sitting like that with your brother.

Meanwhile you & Seungjo watched some morning cartoons, your mom had prepared breakfast.

"Breakfast is ready!" She shouted through the living room. You lifted Seungjo down from your lap and walked out in the kitchen.

The smell of rice and vegetables was always so refreshing in the morning. You also liked eggs & bacon of course, but personally, you preferred the more traditionel breakfast over the American.

When all of you sat at the table and ate breakfast and had little conversations, your phone suddenly rang.

"I'll be back in a minute~" You excused youself, looking at your mom for an approval.

"Okay, honey!" She quickly approved and you walked out in the entré with shoes and jackets.

You hurried and answered the call, before it would die.

 

"Yeoboseyo? Wassup Yeollie?" You asked in a cheery tone.

"Hey Joo! I thought I forgot to ask you something.." Chanyeol said, making you curious.

"..Yes?" You asked, allowing him to go on.

"I l-love y-" He said, but he didn't even finish his sentence, before you cut him off.

"PARK CHAN YEOL, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU IDIOT?! TAKE THAT BACK, RIGHT NOW, OR I'LL HANG UP IN 3 SECONDS!!!" You frantically yelled through the phone, making your parents look weirdly at you.

"Ahhahahahahahahaha!~ You belived in it! OMG! TROLOLOLOLOL!! It was just for fun, Joorin-aaah!" Chanyeol confessed and bursted out in laughter.

"..." You was literally speechless.

"Joorin-ah? Are you there?" Chanyeol asked in a bit more soft voice.

"I hate you Park Chanyeol." You simply answered him, making the boy chuckle loudly.

"I love you too, Nam Joorin!" He said again, sending you to the edge of madness. You instantly cussed over him and his ubelieveably weird behavior, in your head.

"Yah! Stop saying that, or I'll hang up for real!" You warned him, gaining even more attention from your parents.

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry, Joo" He apologized, making you smile satisfied over your victory.

"It's okay, but don't say such things again, all right? I really can't take it.." You pleaded him, not wanting to be trolled by Chanyeol again.

"I can hear that.." He cockily replied. You could almost feel his smirk through the phone.

"Yah!" You yelled at him again, making him regret what he just said.

"Hehe, sorry. Okay, so I was thinking.. Where do you want to go?" Chanyeol finally asked, talking about your upcoming day together.

"Hmmm... What about Lotte World? It's been ages since I last was there!" You happily answered him, smiling at the thought of the many rollercoasters in the amusement park.

"Yea, that's sounds like a good idea! Oh, and is it ok, if Taemin & Kkamjong comes along too?" Chanyeol asked.

"It's fine - Just make sure they doesn't throw up on me, when we ride the rollercoasters" You teasingly replied him.

"Fine, I'll come and pick you up in 5 minutes or so." He said, as an ending on your conversation.

"Okay, see ya!" You bid him goodbye.

"Yup" He simply asnwered and then hung up.

 

You walked back into the kitchen, only to be greeted by 6 pairs of widened eyes, staring at you. You nervously sat down on your chair, feeling like you was the new kid in school and everyone was looking at you.

Finally, your dad opended his mouth to say something.

"Who is Park Chan Yeol?" He questioned, giving you a suspicious look.

"That's just my friend. Mom knows about him too." You confidently said, automatically pushing the coversation's focus over on mom.

"N-No I don't!" Your mom denied, trying to look innocent.

"Mom. I called you that day and said I was eating dinner with him. You do know him." You said with a convincing voice. Your mom pouted at the truth and looked at her plate. Sometimes you didn't understand how it was possible for you to be more mature than your own mom.

"... Okay, I know him." She finally gave in.

"But, if he's only a friend, then why did you yell at him?" Your dad asked, looking quite serious at you.

"Uhh" You didn't really know how to answer that question.

"Yeobo, I don't think we should talk about Joorin's relationships now.. Let's eat" Mom said, saving your .

"Yea.." You murmured and ate some more rice.

 

*****

 

"I'll be going now mom, bye!" You shouted through the entré.

"Honey! When will you be home again?" Your mom asked you, while looking at Chanyeol, who was standing next to you in the front door.

"Arh, I don't know, mom.. Can't I just call you when I find out?" You said, looing at your mom again.

"Okay, have fun sweeheart!" She said and pecked you on the cheek before closing the door.

You & Chanyeol walked out on the alley in front of your house and passed through some houses. You also passed through Sehun's house.

 

Sehun P.O.V:

I was walking around in the livingroom, when I suddenly saw someone walking way too happy down the alley.

It was Chanyeol. Chanyeol & Joorin. Those guys just can't stop being together, huh? Imma give them a little lesson... The epic powers of Oh Se Hoon will soon be showed off!

I was just about to run after them, but then I realized I didn't wear any pants. Dammit, Sehun.

I ran upstairs again and found some pants and putted them on. I quickly fixed my hair with some wax, 'it had to be perfect for today', and ran down stairs.

I bid my mom goodbye and hurried after the two freaks. When I found them, I concluded that I couldn't just walk up to them and join in. I had to follow them for a more decent place to join in.

As we came around, I started to notice where they were going. Lotte World! yea!! It had been ages since I was there last time, so I could barely wait now.

Just the thought of all the candyfloss and softice and candy and- Sehun. You are not 5 years old anymore. Drop it and follow the target now. 

They reached the gates and paid for the entré. I had to find my wallet and pay too.

 

Normal P.O.V:

Chanyeol and you walked the streets and got to the gates. You was really suprised that Chanyeol bought the tickets. You personally thought he would ask you to pay, because of his child-alike way of being in.

As you walked into the park, you noticed Jongin & Taemin sitting on one of the benches, sharing a pink chandyfloss. Gawd, if they wasn't straight, you would've thought they were gay for eachother.

You & Chanyeol walked over to them and sat down. Chanyeol eyed the candyfloss, waiting for Taemin or Jongin to give him some, while you just snatched a piece.

"Yah! - who said you could have any?" Taemin angrily pouted, looking quite pissed.

"I did," You simply answered and chuckled at his childishness.

"I want candyfloss too!" Chanyeol cried out, trying his best aegyo face. It didn't work though. I mean.. Aegyo just doesn't suit that guy at all. He's too... Big.

"Then go ahead and buy one, 'cause you ain't getting any here," Jongin stated, taking another bite of the candyfloss, making Chanyeol feel jealous.

"But why could Joorin then hav-" Chanyeol asked, pointing out your cockiness.

"Enough. Go buy your own, Chanyeol." Jongin ended the arguement and the candyfloss.

"Yea, we don't want your bacteria on our candyfloss" Taemin added.

"But you want mine?" You sarcastically asked him, rasing your left eyebrow.

"Yea, you taste good!" Taemin answered, giving you a dirty look.

"Eww, Taemin-ah go away with your creepy thoughts" Chanyeol interrupted.

"I'm not being creepy!" Taemin defended himself.

"Uh - yes you are." Chanyeol shot back.

"No I'm not! You're the one being creepy here!" Taemin blurted out, smirking creepily.

"What the hell?!" Chanyeol loudly asked himself in confusion of Taemin's words.

"Meeeerhong~" Taemin did a face and stuck his tongue out, just to annoy Chanyeol even more.

"Yah, you jasig," Chanyeol chuckled at Taemin's childishness.

"Yah!! I'm not a ing child anymore!!!" He yelled, making the other kids in the park stare at him. Mothers were covering their childrens' ears, to prevent them from hearing Taemin cussing.

Suddenly a guy walked past your bench and Taemin immedieately stood up and called him over.

 

"Sehun? What're you doing here? Come over and join us!" Taemin happily said, walking towards Sehun.

"He-he-heeeey! Wassup bro!?" Sehun called out and gave Taemin a tight guy-hug.

 

*****

 

"How do you know Sehun?" You curiously asked, not able to hold in your questions anymore.

"Well.. I think the question is, how do you know Sehun?" Taemin asked, giving you a suspicious look.

"He's my classmate?" You answered, taking a glance at Sehun, who was staring intently at you.

"Oh.. He's my childhood friend." Taemin said, shrugging off the dirty thoughts he had been thinking about you & Sehun seconds ago...

As Taemin & Sehun was all busy talking about their memories, Jongin & Chanyeol talked about some music video Jongin had watched the other day. You was the only one, who remained silent.

 

*****

 

"Now~ Who wanna go ride some rollercoaster with me?!" Taemin squealed, looking at you. Jongin quickly voulenteered and grabbed Taemin's arm, before heading off to the absoulute craziest rollercoaster.

WHen they was out of sight, you turned around and looked at Sehun & Chanyeol, who was smiling at you. No, you know what - scratch that.

Chanyeol was the only one smiling. Sehun was not showing any facial expression, except for his 'I'm-ing-bored-look'.

You shrugged it off and placed yourself in the middle of the two boys. You grabbed one of each's arms and began walking towards a little less crazy rollercoaster.

Suddenly Sehun's arm slipped out of your grip and you stopped up, looking weirdly at him. He was blushing madly.

"Yah - you can't just hold my arm like that. It's not like I'm your boyfriend or anything" He said, trying to look as calm as possible. But it was hard for him, cause your action really made him blush.

You couldn't help but chuckle at him, still knowing it could be dangerous laughing at him like that... , now he might take revenge on you...

"Okay, if you don't want it, it's fine. I'll just hold Yeollie then!" You happily said, making a huge- smiley face to Chanyeol, who responded with the same face.

Sehun looked quite weird, when you walked ahead with Chanyeol.

 

Sehun P.O.V:

Okay, breathe in, breathe out, bre-,

WHAT THE WAS THAT SEHUN?! You just let her go!! You in' just let her go, you idiot! Can't you see that you're losing to that happy virus guy? You idiot. Your IQ must be under 20 or less... You ing idiot.

And then what? - She had given him a nickname?! A ing nickname!! And it's... 'Yeollie'?! You gotta be kiddin' me...

As I was cussing over my own stupidity, Joorin & Chanyeol had already jumped into the first rollercoaster. I quickly ran after them, feeling like a little helpless puppy.

"Hey, wait up guys!!" I said, almost panicking, when the rollercoaster started, before I was safely sat down.

"Oh, sorry." Joorin blurted out, not even bothering to look at me. So we're playing hard to get, huh?!

Joorin & Chanyeol sat in the seats in front of me and I sat behind them (of cousre..) with some random girl.

Under the entire ride, the girl next to me screamed like crazy and when the ride stopped and I was about to get out, she threw up. Yes, she threw up.

She threw up on my ing shoulder.

"*Buuurp* I-I'm so s-sorry Mr.!!" The girl, who just threw up on me apologized and bowed several times.

I gave her a pissed glare and tried to keep in my harrassing words.

"Do you really think an apologize would help? I don't think so. Do something about it." I said, not being able to control myself. The girl looked horrified at me, like a I was a monster or something. I was about to say something to her again, when someone suddenly slapped the back of my head.

Guess who.

"Ouch!" I yelped in pain.

"Yah, that's not how you talk to girls, Sehun." Joorin said, glaring stiffly at me.

"But she just threw up on me!! She need to fix it!"

"Aish, you're such a big child. Can't you see she's ill? Go fix it yourself, pabo." Joorin said, looking at me with an annoyed stare.

I was about to argue her back before she rolled her eyes at me and linked her arm with mine. Second time this day.

I think I blinked at least 200 times within a minute. She dragged me on and left the girl with Chanyeol, who had been standing next to Joorin all the time.

Yes!! - finally some alone time with her...

As we walked, Joorin didn't even look at me, even though I was staring at her all the time. She was so... I don't know. Indescribable.

We reached the toilets and she stopped and turned around, finally facing me.

I had no idea why, but my heart rate went up right there. Like.. Really fast.

"Guys or Girls?" She asked, looking quite bored. How could she ask about that? Did she think I was gay or something?

"Girls, duurh!" I said, widening my eyes.

Joorin rolled her eyes at my answer and dragged me into the restroom. But it wasn't just any kind of restroom. It was Ladies' restroom. Whut?!

"Yah, I can't go in here! I'm a guy!!" I frantically said, shutting my eyes tight. I felt Joorin's warm hand finding my own. I slowly opended my right eye and looked at her, dragging me to one of the sinks. I decided to open my eyes and just let her do it. What could happen anyway...

"Take off your shirt." She said with a way too confident voice. She wants me to strip now?

"Ye-.. What?! Are you telling me to strip right now?! And you said I was a byuntae-" I stated, looking her in the eyes.

"I'm not telling you to strip, you idiot. I'm just telling you to take off your shirt, so I can wash off the vomit. Wasn't that what you wanted?" Joorin asked, raising her left eyebrow.

"Yes, but-" I tried again.

"No buts. Just take off your shirt" She commanded, giving me no other choice, but to strip my shirt off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In a public toilet for ladies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OMGGGGGGG :D Joorin wants Sehun to strip now?   ---RAUWR---   AHAHAHAHA!!! I'm sorry for the ed up chapter, but I really just needed a cheap laugh ^^

I hope you enjoooooooyed it though :) Please leave a comment, you - I know you're reading this anyway :3

 

 

 

 

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sic-narf
#1
Chapter 28: I love this! i seriously love how you describe each one of the parts! I'm your fan -///-
keep the hard work~ ily <3
Chanbeakhunhan #2
Author can I ask you a question ? Do I know you?
giluzia
#3
Chapter 25: OMFG They kissed, KISS.... I love it this chapter thanks for the updated , pls keep goin your history because i love. Kisses kisses good job
Mannu98 #4
Chapter 24: LOVE YOUR STORY! And have a nice vacation :D
mimisquare18
#5
Chapter 19: update please. T_T but dont force yourself though... and please do a cute and sweet chapter. :)