"Uhm, you told me that I could use your laptop hyung," I replied back innocently using my big puppy eyes and my pout. This face has got to work. I remember once in highschool hyung caught me red handed while I was helping Noona, also his girlfriend, wipe some food off . He took it the wrong way and as I started to panic and freak out I did a puppy dog face and he forgave me.

(flashback)

Taemin: Hey Noona, you have some rice by your lips. Here I'll wipe it off.

Jonghyun's GF: Awh, thanks Taemin.

Jonghyun: Is that? .. No it can- ... OMO! IT IS!

Jonghyun: TAEMIN! HOW COULD YOU!?

Taemin: What hyung? -gasp- N-No I didn't flirt with Noona! She had rice by so I wiped it off of her.

Jonghyun: You better be telling the truth! Because earlier I was doubting myself. Then once I took a better look at you two my face looked like this!

Taemin: *Hehe, hyung looks funny*

Jonghyun: -GASP- YOU'RE LAUGHING AT ME!?

Taemin: *Shoot, I wasn't hiding my laugh that well... uhmm think Taemin think!*

Taemin: Forgive me hyung? -pout- *Hehe, this always works on hyung*

Jonghyun: AIGO~ YOU'RE SO ADORABLE TAEMIN! OF COURSE I'LL FORGIVE YOU! -hug-

Taemin: *Hehe, told you it works* .... *How'd my hair turn black all of a sudden?* weird color change...

(End of flashback)

Jonghyun hyung looked away for a bit and bit his lip, probably trying to hold in his squeal over my aegyo.

"F-Fine.. yes you can use it just don't run off when I'm calling for you," He said while gritting his teeth. I smirked to myself and turned back around to face the laptop.

Request sent. Perfect.

I felt someone hovering over me. I curiously looked up to my left and saw Jonghyun hyung peering over my shoulder staring at the screen. He was squinting his eyes and looked very focus for a moment. Then once he noticed I was staring at him he jumped a little and backed away. I just blinked at him.

"What is it, hyung?"

"What are you doing on Meebo?" He rose a brow and folded his arms. I gulped. Wait, I forgot I'm supposed to be hiding my plan away from everyone because they can't know that I'm planning an evil plot against them all! Awh, plan failed. I think.

"Did you see anything.. uhm.. suspicious?" I asked while taking a quick glance at the laptop screen then back at him.

"Nope, the only thing I saw on the screen was two words in big bold letters that said 'Request Sent' oh and also you who is being suspicious," He replied which made me sigh in relief. I need to master the art of ninja hiding things, I'm being so obvious right now.

"Oh oka-"

"But request sent for what?" Hyung interrupted as I was about to turn back around and talk to Key's mystery girl. GO AWAY HYUNG I'M FREAKING PLANNING AN EVIL PLOT AT THE MOMENT AND YOU'RE RUINING IT BY STANDING THERE STARING AT ME! 

"Just ordered pizza," I lied but said it nonchalantly and shrugged my shoulders. That's right Taemin, act calm and cool and Jonghyun hyung will suspect nothing suspicious. 

"Pizza huh?" He said walking closer to the screen making me fidget with my shirt. No hyung, I command you to back off of your laptop and let me proceed with my revenge plan!

He hunched over to take a better look of the screen. He smirked once he looked at the Meebo site then slowly turned his head to face me. I kept blinking and kept gulping trying to play cool. It's obviously not working I think I'm starting to sweat due to nervousness. Great! I think hyung found out about my plan.. of course I didn't order pizza I'm not even on the pizza ordering site. I'm officially caught... 

"Onew said order chicken but you rebelled and ordered pizza.. MY FAVORITE FOOD! Omo, I love you to death Taemin! Me and Key raised you properly!" He said and suffocated my head with a tight hug. I furrowed my eyebrows in confusion and kept glancing around the room thinking what the heck hyung was doing.

"Uhmm.. yeeah.." I decided to agree with whatever he was saying and cleared my throat because of this awkward moment. He stood straight back up and smiled at me. I blinked twice and oddly looked at him. He was still smiling... I smiled back and nodded. Then I slowly turned my body back to the laptop and began composing a message to that one girl. 

A few seconds passed and hyung was still here.. this is bothering me... 

I diverted my eyes away from the laptop screen to Jonghyun hyung. I slightly moved my head to the left to get a better look of him as he continued to smile dorkily at me. I eyed him curiously and squinted at him. He mocked me and squinted his eyes as well.

"Yah! Hyung! You're creeping me out!" I eyed him up and down. He giggled then smiled again. What the hell is he tryi--.. oh no... freakin' 'A'! I know why hyungs acting like this! He's in another episode of his dramatic bipola--

"OH TAEMIN I NEED YOUR HELP! SE KYUNG IS IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ANOTHER GUY AND IM IN DESPERATE NEED OF CONSOLEMENT! I'm breaking down in depression! I thought this relationship was strong but I guess I did something wrong to make her leave me Taemin I need you.." Hyung fell on his knees and sobbed like crazy on the floor. I loudly exhaled and knelt down on the ground beside him. I patted his back as he continued to gasp for air and cry about his ex girlfriend.

Great, hyung's in another round of bipolarness... I should of saw this coming...

Hanna's POV

I swear.. this dude... this guy... this creep... how do I describe him?  

Well, it's only been a day since we've talked again and he exploded in my face with his many unlimited amount of problems! Things like how his friends are prying him away from the internet... and stuff..

Yeah that was the only thing he complained about but why did it feel like his rambling sounded like a billion topics were said all at once!?

It's been a couple hours and I haven't replied back to him yet. He specifically said to not send him a message until he finishes complaining or else it will disrupt his flow of complaining and for me to be understanding. Does that even make sense?

"Hanna! I'm booored!" I heard Minhee whine behind me. We were inside my room just hanging out. We had a week off of school because of this one holiday. I forgot what it was called but at least we had a week off of school!

"Haaaaannaaaaaaaaa~" She sang as she continued to roll side to side on my bed. I looked up from my laptop and inexplicably stared at her through my mirror on the wall in front of me. How am I friends with this pyscho?..

"Minheeeeee~ go eat something to distra--"

"Ok."

I turned around to face her with my 'sigh, really?' face but when I rolled my chair around she was gone. Fatty.

I pouted and glanced at my laptop again.

almightychainman135: It's like they wanna kill me or something! My maknae fell ontop of me in a dark closet today and we almost got caught in the act by my other friend. AND NO it's not THAT type of act I was busily trying to talk to you without anyone disturbing me but the maknae just had to open the janitors door and stumble upon me. I sw

almightychainman135: ear they are annoying! Sometimes I think to why I'm even friends with them. I can't even have my own private and personal time with you or any of my other friends!.. do I have other friends? .. and NO I do not sound like a loner I'm just thinking... Well.. I'm just saying those guys are basically my closest friends even if t

almightychainman135: hey are annoying me like craaaazy. I'm also starting to worry about the other friend in our group. He's always quiet and I don't talk to him very much. He's so intimidating because he's so tall with a small face but has BIG eyes it's crazy.. he's too quiet someone has to teach him how to socialize more just like me but h

almightychainman135: e hangs out with the maknae of the group so I guess that's good right? Well anyways they are not the ONLY problems with my day at the moment.. my hyung was bugging me today about how he left his packed lunch in this one room and he needs my help to go get if but I told him I was busy and yeah I decided to

almightychainman135: help him but I only said that. Once he walked out the door I rushed to it and shut the door closed and locked it. He started banging on it and he sobbed outside but I ignored him. Then my other hyung keeps bugging me about his girlfriend who apparently ended it between them without telling him and so

almightychainman135 is typing...

Will I ever get a chance to speak once!? Just once!? And closet? What the heck, what was he doing in a closet? And how did his friend happen to stumble on him? And why are they even hanging out in a closet that's just disturbing.

I sighed and closed my eyes as I positioned myself comfortably in my chair. I leaned back and stared up at the ceiling hearing the continuous beeps from the chat indicating that he sent a message. I don't bother looking at the screen until he finishes his rambling. Which might take another hour or so.. or day... possibly until I die.

One week of vacation time until we go back to school. Is this ALL I'm going to be doing on my spare time? Chatting with a stranger online? How saddening.. I need to do something with my life... my time.. date someone in real life, aha!

Actually no I decline to my offer... the person I like in real life will never notice me, because that particular person who I deeply am obsessing over is Shinee's Key... WHY CAN'T I TALK TO KEY ON THIS CHAT INSTEAD OF THAT ALMIGHTYCHAINMAN135 DRAMA QUEEN?!

I groaned and physically slapped my forehead. I need an exciting life.

I've waited long enough and I heard no beeping sounds... finally..

I rolled me and my chair closer to my desk and stared at the screen. WOOHOO! He logged off! Even though he's gone I still feel pretty  annoyed... maybe by the fact that one, I never had a say in out chat so basically he was talking to himself.. and two, his recent last messages are pretty weird..'

almightychainman135: and I am done. You can talk now! :D

almightychainman135: Well wait... before you do I'd like to discuss about the other part of my day.. 

almightychainman135: NO, no this is rude you should talk now! (:

almightychainman135: uhh.. wait.. before you do, do you have any advice you could give me about my day? You know, how to survive from my brainless friends?

almightychainman135: I'm sorry, I shouldn't be talking about myself I need to get to know you more! ^-^

almightychainman135: But that's the whole reason why I wanted to talk to you! I wanted to vent to you so that you could help me! Ugh, you are so selfish...

30 minutes ago...

almightychainman135: apparently I probably offended you so I'm sorry. How are you?

15 minutes ago...

almightychainman135: Yah, you know I've been blankly staring at the screen waiting for your reply? I'm actually letting you talk here and you're not replying!?!

13 minutes ago...

almightychainman135: You're boring.

11 minutes ago...

almightychainman135: /).(\ ... \(^-^)/ Peekaboo!

almightychainman135: I think I feel better about my day thanks for being here to cheer me up! (:

almightychainman135: I take that back you're not here because you got tired of listening to me so then you left and left me alone talking to myself and complaining about my day HOW COULD YOU DITCH ME!?

9 minutes ago...

almightychainman135: Why am I typing with proper grammer? 

almightychainman135: omg diz is so much mor easier tlkn like this it saves time from rlly typin out the whole sentence! I bet that if i took the time 2 type w/ propr words it wouldve been such a long sentence.

almightychainman135: ironically that sentence was still long...

almightychainman135: im so bored. im so bored. im so bored. a b c d e f g ghgfdjsdfs

almightychainman135: Oooooh~ I'm bada**! I didn't use a period!!

almightychainman135: Ugh, what the hell man u ditched me.

5 minutes ago...

almightychainman135: Whatever imma go now. PEACE! V(^.~)

almightychainman135 signed out.

... Hmm, should I be happy or upset? Aish.. boys and their mood swings... 

I closed the top of my laptop and rested my hands on top of the surface. I was thinking of what to do next. 

I glanced out the window and saw how bright it was outside.. should I take a walk? Ugh, but then I'd have to get up from my chair and walk downstairs to go walk outside...

Sigh, I have a boring life. Nothing exciting has ever happened to me... 

Why can't my life be epic just like the fanfics I read online!?

A simple small town girl lives a boring life. One day at school or something she bumps into a guy. She soon realizes she's been seeing that guy often. They talk one day and they become good friends. Later she finds out he's a famous K-Pop celebrity. They fall in love and have a great life due to random events!

The only thing I'm missing to have my life as a dreamy fanfic is a celebrity K-Pop person whom I end up talking or bumping into!

"Why can't I talk to you Key!?" I pouted as I looked at the big poster of Shinee on my wall. 

"Because he's busy with his career instead of talking with random girls online," Minhee said walking in my bedroom with a sandwhich in her hand and a drink in the other.

"It could be possible! Just watch Minhee my life will turn into an epic fanfic.." I dreamily said while admiring Key on my wall.

"You mean epic drama," she corrected. I placed one hand on my hip and looked at her.

"Is Key in a drama? I think not."

"Aigo, whatever! You shouldn't be wasting your life like this. No one can accidentaly just talk to a famous celebrity Hanna," Minhee stated as she sipped on her drink. I glared at her and stood up from my chair. 

"But what if, Minhee?" I said and smiled at her.

"It won't happen, Hanna," She mocked the same cocky tone as mine. I huffed and crossed my arms across my chest.

"What if?"

"There's no 'if'"

"But I'm just saying."

"It won't come true."

"But what if it will?"

"Then you're dreaming."

"What happens if I'm not?"

"You're hallucinating."

"What if I'm not?"

"You've gone crazy."

"What if I'm not?"

"How could you tell if you're not crazy? If you were crazy you'd be in denial and say you're not crazy which is an obvious sign that you are crazy."

... Damn, she beat me again.

"Minhee! What if you met Jonghyun, huh!? What if you happened to talk to Jonghyun online like me!" I shouted with joy as I ran up to her and held her by her shoulders. She blankly stared at me as she continued to chew and swallow her sandwhich.

"I'd be very very very happy but that'll never happen," She simply replied.

"Come on! Stop being negative and think a little! You. Jonghyun. Together~" I sang the last part as I twirled around and landed on top of my bed.

"Just like how me and Key will be together~"

She flicked my forehead which made me flinch and get up.

"Yah! What the hell was that for!?" I shot her a glare and rubbed my forehead. She just smiled at me and happily kept poking my shoulder. 

"Since you're on high hopes of that almightychainman135 guy being Key, you should webcam with him to see for yourself!"

I instantly froze in my place and widened my eyes. I admit that was a pretty smart idea but what if it ends up being Key and he sees my natural face and he cringes in disgust and logs out and never talks to me again because of how I look!? 

I was nodding my head in agreement but then vigorously shook it side to side telling her no. She slumped her shoulders in defeat and pouted.

"Yah. I thought I finally came up with a great idea but then you suddenly disagree? Why?" 

"BECAUSE... what if I'm not pretty enough for him..." I mumbled the last part and lowered my head.

She flicked my forehead again which made me look up and flick her back. She flicked me again and I do so as well. Soon enough we were having a flicking war which resulted in her winning.

"Choi Hanna, you are seriously crazy if you think you are not pretty enough to be on Key's level!" She sternly said and laid down on the bed still facing me.

"I don't believe so.." I mumbled. There's really nothing special to me at all. I wear simple clothes, have straight hair, and a simple face. Have you seen those girls that Key works with and duets with? Pure beauty! It's like every morning those K-pop girls wake up and are magically photoshopped then walk off with the look of natural beauty! When I wake up I look like a broom stick with eyes.

"You are!" She shot up and sat up to look at me in disbelief. I jumped a little from the sudden shout. She grabbed onto my wrist and tugged me to my mirror. Then she settled myself in front of it while she smiled from behind. I annoyingly looked at her but she pushed my face to make me look at myself.

"Look how beautiful you are Hanna. Many girls at school are jealous of you, you know that?" She said and hugged me. I oddly looked at her and shrugged her off.

"Ha ha, okay," I rolled my eyes," Then why do they tease me a lot at school, call me fat, call me four eyes!" I shouted making her jump back in shock this time. She 'tsked' me and made me face the mirror again. I sighed once again.

"Okay, first of all they are jealous!" She retorted. Then she started pinching both sides of my cheeks as if I was pikachu.

"And this? So not fat. You are the perfect size and I admit I've been kind of jealous of you for being the perfect weight," She pouted. I chuckled and lightly poked her head.

"You are pretty too Minhee~ I bet Jonghyun would fall for you the first moment he sees you," I laughed. She smacked my arm.

"Pssh, Jonghyun.. again that'll never happen!"

"Again, I'm just saying."

"Again, it still won't happen."

"But what if-"

"No."

I ignored her and faced the mirror again. I guess I agree with her, I mean I have curves and all and my skin is kind of smooth. My height is.. decent. Plus, I can always wear contacts if they call me 'four eyes' again.

"Also to add in, you're Key's ideal type!" she squealed. I scoffed and curiously looked at her.

"Ideal type? How?"

"WELL," she began," On the official fan page of Shinee, which is totally efficient with their facts, they stated that Key's ideal type, he also quoted, that he likes girls his own age, truthful, unsuspicious, stylish and someone who doesn't try to act too cute because he thinks that's annoying." (It's true btw Key fans he said it himself in an interview ^^)

"And you think I'm all of those things?" I raised my brow.

She nodded many times in reponse.

"Lies. I don't believe you and I don't believe the internet. Say whatever you want Minhee, but I don't think that's Key's real ideal woman. Even if I may agree on some of things you listed that I have." I mumbled the last part.

She gasped and crossed her arms.

"Fine, say that. But when you meet Key and fall in love you 'll see that all the qualities Key expects his girl to have, you got them all."

I smiled to the thought of Key being my boyfriend but that's not what I should be thinking about. 

"Anyways, back to reality. Let's go downstairs and plan out our vacation!' I cheered as I pushed her out of my room. We walked down the stairs and made it to the living room. As Minhee rambled on about our vacation plans I couldn't stop thinking about what she said earlier.. Key's ideal type? .. Me having his expectations? .. Sigh, stop thinking about this Hanna it's not like you're ever going to meet Key anyways.

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