Why I Hate Group Chats
Why I Hate Nice Boys10:26 PM
Kimmy: He had blue eyes and blond hair--if I was into that type of thing...
Hampton: so did you give him your number?
Sav: You always get all the luck
Kimmy: I told you he's not my type. Plus, the mother would kill me if I dated a white guy. She still doesn't know about Sam.
Elena: You can date the guy that followed me on the subway today lol
Kimmy: WHAT
Elena: yeah he was cute too
Kimmy: DETAILS
Elena: just a kid on the subway with nice hair who pretended to be a kpop star to get free English lessons or a one night stand. Not sure which.
Hampton: JKSDHGFHGFJS
Sav: HJLDKGSGDLKS
Kimmy: lol
Sav: on a scale of 1 to Kai, how attractive was he?
Elena: what does Kai look like again?
kai spam
Elena: hahaha
kai spam
Hampton: what was this kid's name?
Kimmy: you're such a troll
Elena: he said his name was Hansol
Sav: DID HE LOOK LIKE THIS
Kimmy: oh god
spam spam spam
Elena: ... kind of...
Sav: KSJDFJDSKF
Kimmy: Elena stop you're so mean lol
Elena: No he really was pretty :)
Hampton: so...did you get his number?
Kimmy: oh god
Elena: he took my phone and entered it. it was super annoying actually because I was on my way to Sam's apt and he made me late.
Sav: FSDKLJFSDLFK
Elena: and...he looks underage...
Sav: IT'S ALMOST HANSOL'S BIRTHDAY HE'LL BE OF AGE
Kimmy: wait you went to Sam's apartment?
Elena: HE'S NOT FAMOUS HE WAS JUST LURING ME
Elena: and yeah...he wanted to know which tie to wear
Hampton: Sav you and your kpop
Elena: it's like he knew my weaknesses which pisses me off even more
Sav: IT'S NOT MY FAULT ELLIE DRAGGED ME TO KOREA AND I SAW KAI ON TELEVISION
Elena: I miss you guys
Hampton: I miss you more
Kimmy: ok, but don't all Asians look the same?
Kimmy: I can say that. Because I'm Asian.
Sav: IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE'S YOUNG AND Y AND EVERYTHING I DIDN'T KNOW I WANTED
Kimmy: oh god
Hampton: Ok but Seventeen is pretty cool.
Elena: seventeen?
Hampton: the group Hansol is in.
Elena: THIS KID IS NOT FAMOUS HE WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE
Hampton: just because you only care about SHINee doesn't mean he wasn't famous
Elena: -_-
Elena: link me
Sav: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzplmS-VeBc
Sav: and here's the dance version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJgedY9KXaQ
Kimmy: which tie did he want to wear?
Elena: a red one or a blue one. I don't remember exactly.
Elena: k I'll watch them later haha
Kimmy: oh so...not a green one with stripes?
Elena: no?
Sav: and here is his information page
http://pledis17.com/vernon
Elena: his name is Vernon?
Sav: yeah
Elena: Weird. Ok well I'm going to bed now. Please don't spam I don't want to wake up to 300+ Hansol pix
Sav: spam
Kimmy: oh god
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