Food - SoShi
SooSica/SNSD oneshots//dialogue again//
Sooyoung: Sica!
Jessica: Yes baby?
Sooyoung: Come here. Let's see what's new here in AFF.
Jessica: Before that, where are the others?
Sooyoung: Downstairs. Probably be playing again
Jessica: I hope they won't disturb us again
Sooyoung: My sleepwalking will kill them
Jessica: The readers are still not over that, you know? Hahahaha
Sooyoung: I know! God but my character sounded so cool
Jessica: What's so cool about sleepwalki-
*Bedroom door slams open*
Seohyun: SICA UNNIE!
Jessica: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Sooyoung: What is it Seobaby?
Seohyun: Hyoyeon unnie…
Jessica: What's with Hyoyeon?
Seohyun: She-
Hyoyeon: YAH SEO JOOHYUN
Sooyoung: What the hell?
Hyoyeon: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PRECIOUS CHICKEN CHOP
Sunny: SEO JOO HYUN WHERE THE DID YOU KEEP MY HAMBURGERS
Jessica: If you guys want to argue about food please do it outsi-
Taeyeon: YAH SEOHYUN WHERE'S MY GUMMY BEARS
Jessica: OH FOR GOD SAKE
Sooyoung: Seo, care to explain what's going on right now?
Hyoyeon: She chopped off my chicken!
Sooyoung: What do you mean?
Hyoyeon: She said that the portion was too big for one person so she threw half portion out saying that it should lessened the calories!
Sooyoung: SEO HOW COULD YOU TO THAT TO THE FOOD HAVE MERCY ON THEM
Jessica: Does everytime when Sooyoung and I need some time alone to say hi to OUR readers, you guys must interupt our goddamn moment?
Taeyeon: Shut up Jessica!
Jessica: DO YOU WANT ME TO REDUCE THE CENTIMETRES YOU GOT RIGHT NOW? I'D HAPPILY DO IT
Taeyeon: I'm sorry Jessica, keep going
Sooyoung: And you, Sunny?
Sunny: Well apparently, this little miss innocent right here, threw away everything except the goddamn patties. HOW THE AM I GOING TO ENJOY A ING HAMBURGER WITH JUST A ING TASTELESS BUN.
Seohyun: Sooyoung unnie!!
Sooyoung: SEO YOU DID NOT
Seohyun: eat healthy…..
Jessica: And you midget, what's your problem?
Taeyeon: I don't know where she placed my gummy bears!
Yoona: SEOHYUN
Jessica: OH ME WITH MY OWN FIST
Sooyoung: Gladly!
Jessica: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT SOO
Jessica: Now what the hell did she do to your food Yoong?
Yoona: Seohyun threw my chocolates away!
Sooyoung: NOT PRECIOUS CHOCOLATE.
Seohyun: there's too much sugar in chocolate….
Sooyoung: YAH SEO JOO HYUN
Tiffany: SEOBABY!
Jessica: Sigh, I pity my readers
Sooyoung: OUR readers
Jessica: Whatever. You better ing settle this
Sooyoung: Tiffany, there's no time for petition now
Tiffany: No! Not petition! It's about food!
Sooyoung: You may continue
Tiffany: Seo! I thought you liked ice cream! WHY DID YOU THROW MY ICE CREAM?? OUR ICE CREAM??
Seohyun: I do like ice cream unnie….
Sunny: Then?
Seohyun: The ice cream was pink. I just hated it so I threw it away
Taeyeon: BUT MY BABY JUST BOUGHT THAT
Tiffany: HOW DARE YOU SEOBABY
Jessica: Tiff? Where are you going?
Tiffany: I'll be right back
Yuri: YAH SEOHYUN
Sooyoung: What did she do to the bee do crap's food
Jessica: Ugh
Yuri: OI SEOHYUN
Jessica: What did she do to your food?
Yuri: Hm? What food?
Sooyoung: What food of yours did Seohyun threw out?
Yuri: What the are you talking about?
Sooyoung: What the are YOU talking about?
Jessica: Yul, why are you even here?
Yuri: I just heard you people be screaming Seohyun's name. Not wanting to miss anything, I just joined in. So what's going
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