//dialogue//

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jessica: hello everyone!

 

Sooyoung: It has been a while!

 

Jessica: yeah more like a week. Author has been pretty busy these days

 

Sooyoung: yeah, busy acting like she's busy

 

Jessica: but she still updated! Well, ocasionally-

 

Taeyeon: HI

 

Yuri: Ola!

 

Yoona: Hello!

 

Jessica: For god sake

 

Sooyoung: Cant you people just let us live in peace? Seriously

 

Taeyeon: Them stories aint fun without us in it. Excuse you

 

Jessica: it's a LOT EVEN BETTER without you

 

Taeyeon: YOU

 

Hyoyeon: so……what did i miss?

 

Tiffany: what seems to be the problem here?

 

Jessica: the problem is you people existing

 

Sunny: DONT BE ING RUDE

 

Seohyun: Hi everybody!

 

Sunny: Jesus, here's comes Gordon Ramsay

 

Seohyun: Unnie! Whats that supposed to mean!

 

Sooyoung: LET SOOSICA LIVE IN PEACE PLEASE

 

Jessica: PLEASE GOD HEAR OUR PRAYERS

 

Taeyeon: You both are satan. God wont answer your prayers, dimwits

 

Hyoyeon: Just like how god wont answer yours regarding your growth?

 

Tiffany: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Taeyeon : DONT RUIN MY MOMENT HYO

 

Jessica: GOOD ONE HYO

 

Yuri: im bored

 

Sooyoung: Yul, dont even think-

 

Yuri: BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO

 

Sunny: Sweet lord

 

Jessica: why are you my friend

 

Yuri: BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO

 

Yoona: Why am i one of the members again…..

 

Hyoyeon: because you

 

Sooyoung: just like everybody else

 

Tiffany: can I-

 

Jessica: No

 

Tiffany: but I havent-

 

Jessica: No

 

Tiffany: You didnt get to hear my pitch yet-

 

Jessica: No

 

Tiffany: PETITION FOR FANY'S APPEARENCE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER

 

Jessica: YOU STUPID WHICH PART OF THE WORD NO DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

 

Yuri: WUUUUUU AMERICAN FIGHT

 

Seohyun: have you people been eating vegetables?

 

Sunny: SHUT UP SEOHYUN

 

Seohyun: unnie, if only you'd eat vegetables and drink milk and keep healthy maybe you'd grown few inches

 

Hyoyeon: oooooooooooh she did not

 

Yuri: oooooooooooooh seobaby

 

Taeyeon: SHE DID NOT

 

Sunny: YOU DID NOT

 

Seohyun: YES I ING DID

 

Jessica: is this the seohyun i know

 

Jessica: Jesus christ what is happening to this group

 

Sooyoung: everything is messed up. We are no longer innocent

 

Hyoyeon: we're officially brats

 

Jessica: i think it's just you people

 

Sunny: Sorry to break it to you but, you're one of us too

 

Jessica: atleast i'm slightly taller

 

Sunny: BURN IN HELL STUPID BLONDE

 

Yuri: I am Groot

 

Taeyeon: No you are Stupid

 

Yuri: BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE-

 

Jessica: I SWEAR TO GOD YURI

 

Tiffany: WHO DID THE LAUNDRY. WHERE'S MY SWEATER. WHERE'S MY PINK SWEATER

 

Jessica: nobody gives a about your useless sweater

 

Tiffany: Just like how nobody gives a about your new brand phone

 

Jessica: YOONA DID THE LAUNDRY. YOONA DID THE ING THE LAUNDRY

 

Sunny: It's funny how Jessica seems whipped when it comes to her handphone

 

Yoona: I think it's still hanging outside unnie

 

Tiffany: WHY DIDNT YOU BRING IT TO MY ROOM

 

Yoona: I AM NOT YOUR MAID. ASK TAEYEON UNNIE

 

Taeyeon: WHY ME I AINT ANYBODY'S MAID

 

Yuri: YOU ARE A PEASANT

 

Taeyeon: WHY ARE YOU PICKING A FIGHT WITH ME TODAY YOU STUPID CHARCOAL

 

Seohyun: WHY ARE YOU UNNIES TALKING IN CAPS

 

HYOYEON: I DONT KNOWWWWWW

 

Tiffany: BUT IT SEEMS SO RIGHT

 

Tiffany: AND WHERE IS MY SWEATER

 

Jessica: GO GET IT YOURSELF WHY DO U NEED IT ANYWAY IT'S SUMMER TIFFANY. SUMMER

 

Jessica: never knew that talking in caps is actually quite tiring

 

Sunny: duh, you tell me