Food - SoShi

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//dialogue again//

 

 

 

 


Sooyoung: Sica!

 

Jessica: Yes baby?

 

Sooyoung: Come here. Let's see what's new here in AFF.

 

Jessica: Before that, where are the others?

 

Sooyoung: Downstairs. Probably be playing again

 

Jessica: I hope they won't disturb us again

 

Sooyoung: My sleepwalking will kill them

 

Jessica: The readers are still not over that, you know? Hahahaha

 

Sooyoung: I know! God but my character sounded so cool

 

Jessica: What's so cool about sleepwalki-

 

 

 


*Bedroom door slams open*

 

 

 

 

Seohyun: SICA UNNIE!

 

Jessica: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

 

Sooyoung: What is it Seobaby?

 

Seohyun: Hyoyeon unnie…

 

Jessica: What's with Hyoyeon?

 

Seohyun: She-

 

Hyoyeon: YAH SEO JOOHYUN

 

Sooyoung: What the hell?

 

Hyoyeon: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PRECIOUS CHICKEN CHOP

 

Sunny: SEO JOO HYUN WHERE THE DID YOU KEEP MY HAMBURGERS

 

Jessica: If you guys want to argue about food please do it outsi-

 

Taeyeon: YAH SEOHYUN WHERE'S MY GUMMY BEARS

 

Jessica: OH FOR GOD SAKE

 

Sooyoung: Seo, care to explain what's going on right now?

 

Hyoyeon: She chopped off my chicken!

 

Sooyoung: What do you mean?

 

Hyoyeon: She said that the portion was too big for one person so she threw half portion out saying that it should lessened the calories!

 

Sooyoung: SEO HOW COULD YOU TO THAT TO THE FOOD HAVE MERCY ON THEM

 

Jessica: Does everytime when Sooyoung and I need some time alone to say hi to OUR readers, you guys must interupt our goddamn moment?

 

Taeyeon: Shut up Jessica!

 

Jessica: DO YOU WANT ME TO REDUCE THE CENTIMETRES YOU GOT RIGHT NOW? I'D HAPPILY DO IT

 

Taeyeon: I'm sorry Jessica, keep going

 

Sooyoung: And you, Sunny?

 

Sunny: Well apparently, this little miss innocent right here, threw away everything except the goddamn patties. HOW THE AM I GOING TO ENJOY A ING HAMBURGER WITH JUST A ING TASTELESS BUN.

 

Seohyun: Sooyoung unnie!!

 

Sooyoung: SEO YOU DID NOT

 

Seohyun: eat healthy…..

 

Jessica: And you midget, what's your problem?

 

Taeyeon: I don't know where she placed my gummy bears!

 

Yoona: SEOHYUN

 

Jessica: OH ME WITH MY OWN FIST

 

Sooyoung: Gladly!

 

Jessica: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT SOO

 

Jessica: Now what the hell did she do to your food Yoong?

 

Yoona: Seohyun threw my chocolates away!

 

Sooyoung: NOT PRECIOUS CHOCOLATE.

 

Seohyun: there's too much sugar in chocolate….

 

Sooyoung: YAH SEO JOO HYUN

 

Tiffany: SEOBABY!

 

Jessica: Sigh, I pity my readers

 

Sooyoung: OUR readers

 

Jessica: Whatever. You better ing settle this

 

Sooyoung: Tiffany, there's no time for petition now

 

Tiffany: No! Not petition! It's about food!

 

Sooyoung: You may continue

 

Tiffany: Seo! I thought you liked ice cream! WHY DID YOU THROW MY ICE CREAM?? OUR ICE CREAM??

 

Seohyun: I do like ice cream unnie….

 

Sunny: Then?

 

Seohyun: The ice cream was pink. I just hated it so I threw it away

 

Taeyeon: BUT MY BABY JUST BOUGHT THAT

 

Tiffany: HOW DARE YOU SEOBABY

 

Jessica: Tiff? Where are you going?

 

Tiffany: I'll be right back

 

Yuri: YAH SEOHYUN

 

Sooyoung: What did she do to the bee do crap's food

 

Jessica: Ugh

 

Yuri: OI SEOHYUN

 

Jessica: What did she do to your food?

 

Yuri: Hm? What food?

 

Sooyoung: What food of yours did Seohyun threw out?

 

Yuri: What the are you talking about?

 

Sooyoung: What the are YOU talking about?

 

Jessica: Yul, why are you even here?

 

Yuri: I just heard you people be screaming Seohyun's name. Not wanting to miss anything, I just joined in. So what's going

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milkinthebox_ #1
Chapter 43: I just can imagine them in one room doing this and it's so chaotic and loud plus there's always something happening in the background 🤣🤣
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Chapter 42: Aww no worries, i myself pretty much understand that people still have lives outside of writing. I hope you're doing good btw. I'm reading this pretty late 😅
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Chapter 39: Ah so this is what it's like with a kid on the equation ksjdjddjskk
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Chapter 36: excuse me why do you have to be this cute and fluff at 6AM?

Oh yeah it's my fault for reading at this time 😅
milkinthebox_ #5
Chapter 35: LONG LIVE SOOSICA !!!!!!
milkinthebox_ #6
Chapter 34: That's not a good combination. I hope Soo's stomach is okayy
milkinthebox_ #7
Chapter 33: This is kinda relatable in a sense 🤣🤣. and congrats on the interview authormim
milkinthebox_ #8
Chapter 30: I was like... oohh so it was real??? But the twist 🤣🤣🤣
milkinthebox_ #9
Chapter 29: Nah pimple popping videos used to be my guilty pleasure too so don't worry ksksjdjd i've now moved on to cow hooves care. don't ask how i got there 🤣🤣
milkinthebox_ #10
Chapter 28: Theyre really at each other's throat huh? HAHAHAH