//dialogue//

Sooyoung: you know guys, i've been wondering

Sooyoung: if hard water is called ice, would melted ice be called water?

Sooyoung: i mean, they usually would just call ir melted ice. Is it possible for it to be melted water?

Sooyoung: or do we just say it, Liquid?

Yuri: you know what, I've been wondering too

Sooyoung: what?

Yuri: why are you still breathing?

Sooyoung: RUDE

Yuri: You're calling ME rude? YOURE THE ONE THATS BEEN SPITTING CRAPS

Sunny: WHOEVER STARTED THIS CONVERSATION PLEASE GO TO HELL

Yuri: definitely not me

Taeyeon: CAN YOU GUYS STOP

Sooyoung: I just wanted answers!

Hyoyeon: ugh whats going on

Jessica: MY DAMN PHONE KEEPS BEEPING WHAT ARE YOU DICKHEADS DOING IT'S ING 3 IN THE MORNING

Taeyeon: DONT YOU HAVE GOOGLE TO SEARCH FOR ANSWERS

Yoona: wait, beeping phones? Are we casually talking or are we texting right now?

Hyoyeon: wait, i thought all these while we've been talking

Seohyun: yeah, me too

Sooyoung: OH MAKNAE'S AWAKE

Jessica: SEOBABY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Tiffany: Can you guys shut the up? Some of us are trying to sleep

Jessica: then leave the ing group chat

Tiffany: No

Yuri: SEOHYUN IS AWAKE?

Sunny: WAIT DID I READ THAT RIGHT

Seohyun: what…..

Yoona: i been knew

Taeyeon: WHAT HAPPENED TO TAKING CARE OF BODY CELLS

Hyoyeon: Seohyun is a changed woman. Should i be proud?

Tiffany: her skin cells gave up on her i think

Sooyoung: yeah, most probably they wanted to party but seobaby decided that it was time to go to sleep maybe that's why they're so done with her

Seohyun: are we seriously doing this right now?

Sunny: okay seriously, why are you heads awake. For god sake it's 3am

Yoona: it's 3.17 already

Tiffany: WHATEVER, IM SLEEPY AND THE DAMN PHONE KEEPS VIBRATING CAN YOU GUYS JUST OFF

Jessica: wow, someone's cranky

Tiffany: someone needs to mind her own damn bussiness

Jessica: what happened to doing petitions?

Tiffany: petition for you to go and kill yourself

Sunny: okay Taeng seriously, what the is wrong with your girlfriend?

Yuri: is this because of she asked for that pink teddy bear but i gave her a colorful baymax plushie? I swear it screams #lgbtpride

Yoona: YURI IM CLACKING HASGHAGSHS

Hyoyeon: or is it because that day when filled the confetti box with polystyrene fish eyeballs?

Taeyeon: actually you guys, it's period

Seohyun: ahh, no wonder

Jessica: no wonder Taeng looks depressed

Yuri: why?

Jessica: because no , duh

Tiffany: seriously sooyoung ,im gonna kill you

Sooyoung: WHAT DID I DO

Sunny: YOU STARTED THIS CONVERSATION

Hyoyeon: NOW ALL OF US ARE AWAKE

Sooyoung: WELL IM SORRY THAT MY BRAIN DECIDES TO FUNCTION AT TIMES LIKE THIS

Jessica: WHY COULDNT YOUR BRAIN FUNCTION DURING THE TIME I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN THE BED

Yoona: okay now im missing Tiffany unnie's petition

Sooyoung: I DONT KNOW. CURIOSITY BEAT ME OKAY. I AM CONFUSION

Seohyun: you mean confused

Sunny: shut up seohyun

Seohyun: OKAY SERIOUSLY, I AM JUST TRYING TO HELP

Hyoyeon: well omg, she talks back

Jessica: at times like this, everyone is different

Yuri: remind me to never piss our seobaby at 3 am

Taeyeon: she wouldnt even want your piss on her Yul

Yuri: ASGAJSHS I WAS TALKING ABOUT MAKING HER ANGRY