//dialogue//

 

 

 

 

 

Tiffany: PETITION TO-

 

Sunny: GOD DAMN IT TIFFANY

 

Hyoyeon: oh my god

 

Yoona: is this seriously how we're going to start this chapter

 

Taeyeon: why is my girlfriend like this

 

Seohyun: it's been a while i think we should start with something like-

 

Yuri: BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO

 

Hyoyeon: FOR GOD SAKE YURI

 

Yoona: JESUS CHRIST

 

Yuri: What the did i do?!?!?!

 

Tiffany: HOW IS THAT ALLOWED

 

Yuri: wait what, what are we talking about?

 

Seohyun: my dear vegetables

 

Sunny: Shut up Seobaby

 

Seohyun: what the-

 

Taeyeon: Guys focus!!!!

 

Yoona: Where are the main characters?

 

Tiffany: Are you guys seriously ignoring me right now

 

Hyoyeon: Tiff, chill the up

 

Sunny: Yoona's right. Where's SooSica?

 

Taeyeon: That's the thing I wanna talk about. And to their readers

 

Seohyun: what happened?

 

Yuri: SHHHHHH keep it low. The readers are here

 

Sunny: Yul you idiotic piece of they're reading this. How stupid can you be?

 

Tiffany: PETITION FOR ATTENTION

 

Sunny: JESUS CHRIST TIFFANY

 

Taeyeon: yes yes Fany we hear you now stop it

 

Hyoyeon: wrong move

 

Seohyun: someone's dead

 

Taeyeon: wait what-

 

Tiffany: Taeyeon what the did you just said to me

 

Yuri: OHHHH SHE CALLED HER BY HER REAL NAME

 

Yoona: OOOOOHHHHHHH

 

Hyoyeon: SOMEONE IS ON FIREEEE

 

Sunny: Yuri now you can start!!!

 

Yuri: BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO

 

Seohyun: oh dear lord

 

Taeyeon: FANY BABE IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN IT I SWEAR

 

Yuri: BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO

 

Seohyun: somehow i feel useless here today

 

Hyoyeon: arent you always?

 

Sunny: HYO DONT BE RUDE TO SEOBABY

 

Hyoyeon: SAYS THE ONE WHO CONSTANTLY TOLD HER TO SHUT THE UP

 

Sunny: THAT WAS ONLY WHEN NECESSARY

 

Tiffany: i swear to god Taeyeon. You better be having a good excuse for stopping me

 

Yoona: OOOHHH DOMINANT GIRLFRIEND

 

Yuri: Someone's gonna get it tonightttt

 

Taeyeon: Yul, dont get me started

 

Taeyeon: and yes, i do have a good excuse. By the way IM SORRY BABY

 

Tiffany: spill

 

Sunny: so what's the fuss all about?

 

Hyoyeon: is this a serious issue. Because we all might be needing popcorns

 

Yoona: Hyoyeon unnie i think it is serious

 

Hyoyeon: i wasnt joking about the popcorns though

 

Seohyun: oh…..

 

Yuri: BEE DO BEE-

 

Sunny: YURI U BETTER STOP BEFORE I ING STRANGLE YOU ON A GODDAMN MANGO TREE. BEE DO IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

 

Yuri: DONT BE ING RUDE

 

Taeyeon: as all of you might have noticed, SooSica is not here

 

Tiffany: yes…..

 

Seohyun: ohmygod what happened to them

 

Yoona: its pretty obvious because i dont hear Sica unnie yelling at either Fany unnie or Yuri

 

Sunny: did something happened?

 

Hyoyeon: they broke up

 

Yuri: WHAT

 

YOONA: WAIT WHAT

 

TIFFANY: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

 

SEOHYUN: UNNIE ARE YOU FOR REAL?!?!!

 

Taeyeon: well-

 

Hyoyeon: waIT I WAS JOKING BUT TAEYEON SERIOUSLY?!

 

Sunny: KIM HYOYEON

 

Hyoyeon: I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS REAL. TAEYEON ELABORATE

 

Taeyeon: guys can you just-

 

Yoona: NOOOO MY UNNIESSSSS

 

Seohyun: omg

 

Tiffany: PETITION FOR SOOSICA TO BE A COUPLE AGAIN

 

Taeyeon: guys-

 

Yuri: MY SOOSIC HEART. I AM A LOYAL SOOSIC SHIPPER. SOOSIC SPHERE

 

Hyoyeon: Yuri what the

 

Yoona: ME TOO ME TOO

 

Seohyun: Me three!

 

Sunny: SHUT THE UP SEOHYUN

 

Taeyeon: SUNNY SHE DIDNT DO

 

Sunny: IM JUST SO MAD CAN U JUST EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED

 

Yuri: NO MORE SOOSICA? I CAN NO LONGER LISTEN TO THEIR MOANS WHEB THEY'RE HAVING SE-

 

Jessica: YURI WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

 

Sooyoung: hey guys

 

Tiffany: JESSI OMG WHAT HAPPENED

 

Jessica: um, what?

 

Hyoyeon: I REDEEM FOR AN EXPLANATION

 

Seohyun: