No One’s POV

Sooyoung, who is more known as Sookini, - who is also named after Zucchini - was sent onto a quest to rescue Princess Jessica who’s locked in an abandoned castle in a land called You Are Never Going To Make It. Sookini needed some companion so she dragged her noble steed slash friend along named Taengdicky.

Sort of..

The only difference is that her noble steed is not….’ride-able’.

“YOU WALKING STICK, BE FAST! THE PRINCESS IS WAITING!” Taengdicky shouted

“CORRECTION, I AM A WALKING, BREATHING STICK AND THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS EYEBALLS YOU OUTGROWN ANTS” Sookini responded

“HOW DARE YOU”

Sookini rolled her eyes and tried maintaining her balance, considering that she has a huge axe on her back for protection.

“I’M SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME, BUT I’M ON HELLS” Sookini exclaimed

“WHO TOLD YOU TO WEAR HEELS ANYWAY?!”

“WE ARE RESCUING THE PRINCESS, TAENGDICKY. I GOT TO ATLEAST LOOK PRETTY”

Taengdicky groaned and slapped her forehead knowing that she’ll have to deal with Sookini for the whole damn day.

“Whatever. Be fast, god. And…WHY THE ARE YOU ON A SCOOTER?!”

“This is a new generation, Taengdicky. No one uses horses anymore. They’re just simply annoying.”

Taengdicky sighed in frustration before walking beside Sookini who is on a damn scooter, happily riding it without even glancing at the person beside her who’s busy wiping the so called ‘horn’ on her head. Taengdicky and Sookini are a mixture of human and some other unusual creature which is common in the land of where they are from. Sookini is a half stick while Taengdicky is a half unicorn. Which explains why she had that thing on her head. While Sookini, pretty much looks like a normal human being.

Their so called long-journey has come to an end when they finally arrived at the abandoned castle. Legend says, - no, scratch that - EVERYONE says that the castle was guarded by a huge duck that would scare the out of everyone away. Well, that’s what they said.

“Seriously, what kind of a fairy-tale is this? They’re counting on a duck to guard the castle AND the princess. A ing duck. What happened to huge disgusting dragons?” Sookini ranted

“Can you just shut up?” Tangdicky said annoyingly

“ you”

“WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!?!?!”

The both of them walked into the castle with slow steps, trying not to alarm the duck which is still not in sight. When they made their way far ahead from the entrance, they finally noticed the huge duck sleeping soundly below them in the middle of the abandoned castle. They were on the upper floor which has a lot of cracks and half of the floors and the walls were already destroyed. Possibly done by none other than the duck. They could also see bones scattered all over the place along with the skulls. No doubt that those bones belonged to those other rescuers who tried to get the princess out of the place. Guess the name of the land really does suit the place. They’re never going to make it.

“The duck is sleeping, let’s go” Sookini ordered

“Don’t we need to kill the duck first?”

“Taengdicky, do you really want us to wake the ing duck up, and let it kill us before we could kill it? Plus, I have no plans on murdering them”

“But that was what the other rescuers did!”

“And did they make it out alive?” Sookini asked

“You got a point”

The two rescuers slowly made their way to the stairs, trying their best not to step on the bones or anything that could possibly made a sound. They were told that the princess was locked in the highest room of the tallest tower. Tiring as it is, with Sookini’s nonstop whining next to Taengdicky’s poor ears, they finally made it and were now currently standing in front of the room with a big key-lock preventing them from coming in.

“GOD DAMMIT WHY IS THIS DOOR LOCKED” Sookini struggled to break open

“THE PRINCESS WOULD’VE LET HERSELF OUT IF THIS DOOR WASN’T LOCKED IN THE FIRST PLACE, SOOKINI”

Sookini grunted and kept smashing the hard lock on the knob, still struggling.

“This kind of fairy-tale is stupid. I mean, we have other jobs to do rather than- WHY IS THIS SO HARD I CAN’T OPEN IT” Sookini’s temper rose up again

“Sookini, for the love of god, you got an axe on your back” Taengdicky told her

“Ah, yeah, right. Why didn’t you tell me earlier? Stupid donkey” Sookini took her axe

“I’M HALF UNICORN YOU GODDAMN VEGETABLE. THIS IS NOT SHREK”

“DON’T YOU DARE INSULT MY- oh, it’s opened”

“Thank God”

“You guard. I’m going in”

Sookini slowly entered the princess’ room, and there lies a princess who’s faking her sleep when she heard two people had a small argument outside the room she’s in. And she’s trying to make the atmosphere a little bit dramatic since her knight in shining armor is already in the room. Sookini went near the princess and couldn’t believe that the princess is just too damn beautiful. Sookini then sat at the edge of the bed.

“Princess..” Sookini fondly spoke

“….”

“Princess..” Sookini then lightly shook the princess’ arm