//dialogue//

 

 

 

 

 

Sooyoung: EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Jessica: Yes?

 

Sooyoung: EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!

 

Jessica: babe, what's wrong?

 

Sooyoung: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS

 

Taeyeon: here!

 

Tiffany: here!

 

Sunny: here!

 

Yuri: here!

 

Hyoyeon: here!

 

Seohyun: here!

 

Yoona: here!

 

Sooyoung: OKAY IS EVERYONE SET

 

Taeyeon: Yes!

 

Tiffany: Yes!

 

Sunny: Yes!

 

Yuri: Yes!

 

Hyoyeon: Yes!

 

Seohyun: Yes!

 

Yoona: Yes!

 

Jessica: guys, what's going on??

 

Sooyoung: Okay on your mark

 

Sooyoung: Get set

 

Sooyoung: GO!

 

Taeyeon: HAPPY

 

Tiffany: BIRTHDAY

 

Sunny: JUNG

 

Yuri: JESSICA

 

Hyoyeon: WE

 

Seohyun: LOVE

 

Yoona: YOU

 

Sooyoung: SO MUCH

 

Sunny: OHMYGOD THAT WAS PERFECT

 

Tiffany: SYNCHRONIZE WISHES OHMYGOD

 

Seohyun: Happy birthday Sica unnie!!

 

Taeyeon: Maknae, we already said that!

 

Seohyun: i just want to wish her again….

 

Hyoyeon: LET SEOHYUN BE TAE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

 

Yoona: Gosh we did it unnies!!!!

 

Yuri: ALL HAIL SNSD

 

Taeyeon: WHAT DID I DO

 

Sunny: SHUT UP TAE YOU NEVER STOP YELLING

 

Sooyoung: THANKS GUYS. THAT WAS REALLY PERFECT

 

Tiffany: your plan works Soo!

 

Seohyun : wait, where's Sica unnie?

 

Sooyoung: Babe?

 

Yuri: Jess?

 

Taeyeon: OH MY GOD IS SHE DEAD

 

Hyoyeon: Jessicaaaaaaaa

 

Tiffany: STOP ASSUMING THAT EVERYONE IS DEAD TAETAE

 

Sooyoung: WHERE'S MY BABY

 

Yoona: SICA UNNIE IS CRYING

 

Sunny: how did you know?

 

Yoona: she just came out from the bathroom

 

Sooyoung: WHO MADE MY BABY CRY

 

Tiffany: Jessi, are you okay?

 

Jessica: im fine guys.. im just…. Really touched

 

Taeyeon: SOOYOUNG SOMEBODY ILLEGALLY TOUCHED YOUR SICA

 

Sooyoung: WHICH ONE OF YOU PEASANTS DARE TO TOUCH MY PRECIOUS JEWEL

 

Tiffany: hey! I'm a jewel!

 

Sunny: no, you are a mushroom

 

Yuri: brighter than mushroom, Ppany Ppany Tippany!

 

Hyoyeon: HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Jessica: you guys, you're kinda off topic now

 

Yoona: ah yes, Happy birthday Sica unnie!

 

Jessica: Thanks yoong!

 

Tiffany: You stupid dips

 

Tiffany: Anyways, Happy birthday Jessi!

 

Jessica: Thanks Tiff!!

 

Taeyeon: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESHKA

 

Jessica: THANKS TAE WHEN WILL YOU EVER STOP USING CAPS

 

Taeyeon: I TOLD YOU THAT AUTHOR MADE ME TALK IN CAPS

 

Sunny: Happy birthday Jess!

 

Jessica: Thanks sunny!!

 

Sooyoung: BABYYYYY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. NO MATTER HOW STRESSFUL YOU ARE WITH ME ALWAYS MAKING YOU SUFFER IN EVERY CHAPTER OF THIS FIC, I STILL LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL. I LOVE YOU TO YOUR HEART AND BACK

 

Seohyun: awww that's so sweet that I accidently dropped my burger

 

Yoona: awwww

 

Hyoyeon: awwww

 

Tiffany: awwww

 

Yuri: WAIT, SEOBABY IS EATING BURGER???????

 

Jessica: awwww babe

 

Taeyeon: you're always the mood ruiner. Im not surprised

 

Sunny: guys can we please just act normal for ONE DAY. IT'S JESSICA'S BIRTHDAY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

 

Sooyoung: do you like it babe? Hehe

 

Seohyun: yes, im eating burger whats your problem

 

Jessica: I truly, really, love it babe. You are so sweet. I love you

 

Sooyoung: Awww babe, i love you more!!!

 

Hyoyeon: guys go get a ing room

 

Sooyoung: We are in a ing room

 

Tiffany: God dammit

 

Yuri: WHO ARE YOU WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO OUR SEOBABY WHO ONLY EATS GRASS

 

Hyoyeon: DID SHE GOT POSSESED

 

Taeyeon: IS SHE DEAD

 

Sunny: FOR THE LAST TIME TAEYEON

 

Jessica: NOBODY IS ING DYING

 

Yoona: Gosh Yuri unnie, it's vegetable. Not grass

 

Seohyun: Yuri unnie im not a cow!

 

Jessica: and there goes my birthday

 

Tiffany: relax Jess, they're a bunch of idiots

 

Jessica: oh yeah, I kind of forgot that you're one of them

 

Tiffany: you should feel damn lucky that i'm not starting any damn petitions that you hate so much today

 

Jessica: you're very pretty today Tiff

 

Tiffany: aww, i know

 

Sooyoung: guys, quick question

 

Hyoyeon: what is it

 

Sooyoung: do dinosaurs really exist

 

Yuri: Sooyoung, why are you suddenly becoming so stupid today

 

Sooyoung: I would appreciate if you'd ing answer

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