//dialogue//

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yuri: ohh? I'm the first one!

 

Yuri: HELLO HELLO

 

Yuri: BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO BEE-

 

Jessica: Yuri shut the up!

 

Yuri: oooooooooooooh satan is here

 

Taeyeon: Hello buttholes!

 

Jessica: The are you doing?!

 

Taeyeon: um, saying hello?

 

Sunny: AHAH! I'M THE THIRD TO BE HERE. ING ACHIEVEMENT GUYS. ING ACHIEVEMENT

 

Jessica: NO YOU ARE THE FOURTH BY NOW

 

Jessica: Jesus, I didn't even said hi ye-

 

Hyoyeon: What did i miss?

 

Jessica: oh, for the love of God

 

Hyoyeon: anyway, hello Nyurk!

 

Yuri: FOR THE LAST TIME HYO, THAT'S MY LINE

 

Hyoyeon: SHARING IS CARING

 

Sunny: WHY WOULD I BE- oh okay, the fourth. I stand corrected

 

Sooyoung: Hello readers! How are you- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE

 

Jessica: BABE THEY'RE DISTURBING US AGAIN

 

Tiffany: Greetings…fellow earthlings!!

 

Jessica: Dont ing act like you're not from earth

 

Tiffany: of course i'm not. Im from the land of petitio-

 

Jessica: , I will cut you if there are any petitions today

 

Tiffany: DONT BE ING RUDE

 

Sunny: Anyway, long time no see readers! You dont talk about us that much huhu

 

Sooyoung: of course they don't. Because this fic is MAINLY about SOOSICA. Not Sunny and the other crapheads

 

Sunny: HEY IM BEING NICE HERE YOU STUPID GRAIN

 

Sooyoung: WHY WOULD I BE A GRAIN?!

 

Seohyun: Hello readers! We meet again! Have you guys been eating healthy?

 

Sunny: Seriously, Seobaby? That's your first question?

 

Seohyun: What's so wrong about it unnie?

 

Sunny: ANNOYINGLY WRONG

 

Yoona: Since everyone is here, i might as well say hi too

 

Seohyun: it's okay Yoona unnie, just tag yourself in!

 

Taeyeon: GO AWAY SEOHYUN NOBODY NEEDS YOU

 

Tiffany: TAETAE, STOP BEING SO MEAN TO MAKNAE

 

Taeyeon: i love you

 

Tiffany: aww baby i know

 

Jessica: Go away tards! This is supposed to be SOSSICA time. Like for God sake why must you guys be here EVERYTIME we want to interact with OUR readers

 

Hyoyeon: that's the point Jessica! OUR readers

 

Sooyoung: i'll rephrase that. SOOSICA readers. They're not here for you!

 

Yuri: Of course! They're here for me!

 

Sunny: no, for me!

 

Tiffany: They came to see petitions!

 

Jessica: GO TO HELL TIFFANY

 

Taeyeon: No, they're here for Kim TaeButts!

 

Seohyun: No, they came because they live healthily

 

Sunny: NOBODY WANTS YOU SEOHYUN

 

Yoona: no, it's because they want to see how the normal one handles the problem

 

Hyoyeon: and the funniest joke ever goes to….Yoongaligator!

 

Yoona: IM THE NORMAL ONE IN THE GROUP

 

Jessica: Oh for the love of god guys, GO AWAY

 

Sooyoung: You heard my baby, GO AWAY

 

Yuri: WE CANT

 

Taeyeon: yeah! Just because…STAY TOGETHER SAILING INTO NIGHTTTTTT

 

Jessica: Oh no, NO. WE ARE NOT DOING THIS HERE

 

Sunny: IT'S ALL FOR YOU, WHO TURNED THE DARKNESS INTO A PINK SEA OF SHINING LIGHTS

 

Yuri: WE'LL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

 

Hyoyeon: WE'LL TAKE THE RISK, KEEP GOING ON

 

Taeyeon: 'TILL THE TIME DECIDES TO STOP

 

Tiffany: YEAH YOU KNOW ITS TRUEEEEEEE

 

Yuri: YAH TIFFANY THAT'S THE LINE BEFORE TAEYEON's!!

 

Tiffany: Let me be! I Just Wanna Dance!!!!

 

Sooyoung: Sweet lord staph

 

Jessica: STOP WITH THE SAILING LYRICS

 

Yoona: why…why am i here

 

Seohyun: i have short lines in this chapter. Life is sad

 

Yoona: Atleast they know that we exist, Seo. That's already enough

 

Jessica: what the actual

 

Sunny: Why is the air smells so sad yet so annoying

 

Seohyun: GO AWAY SUNNY UNNIE

 

Sooyoung: //gasp// SEOBABY TALKS BACK

 

Jessica: IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD

 

Seohyun: YES I CAN TALK BACK BECAUSE WE ARE FREE TO VOICE OUT OUR OPINIONS

 

Seohyun: SEOHYUN FOR PRESIDENT!

 

Hyoyeon: Did she just vote for herself

 

Yoona: I SECOND THAT

 

Jessica: YOU'RE ANNOYING YOONA

 

Yoona: What did I do?!?!?!?!

 

Yuri: i'm going to have a solo soon. You all better be ready

 

Sooyoung: Shut up you Pantene crap

 

Yuri: SILKY AND SMOOTH-

 

Jessica: SERIOUSLY GO AWAY GUYS NOW YOU'RE MAKING US HAVE LESS LINES THAN WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE

 

Sooyoung: JESSICA AND I JUST WANT TO LIVE OUR LIVES IN PEACE

 

Jessica: Like seriously, stop squeezing yourselves in!

 

Taeyeon: We are small! It's what we were born for! To squeeze in everything!

 

Jessica: GO TO HELL TAEYEON

 

Taeyeon: I WAS BEING NICE STUPID

 

Seohyun: VOTE FOR SEOHYUN

 

Yuri: