Romantic? - SooSica
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Jessica’s POV
“Then I shot him with an expired apple gun”
Sooyoung told me after her long talks about what her dream was last night. We were in the kitchen, sitting together at the dining table enjoying our weekend. But it was not enjoyable as I thought as Sooyoung kept talking about nonsense stuff while slurping her noodles down where she only ing made for herself. Not that I mind about it, but she should be concerned about her girlfriend who was super tired after her filming last night. At least offer her some ing food or talk about other stuff.
“Sooyoung”
Sooyoung lifted her head up and stared at me.
“Yes babe?”
“Can’t you be a little bit more romantic?” I sighed
“You want me to die?”
I scrunched my eyebrows
“Now what the are you talking about?”
“Romeo and Juliet”
“Sweet lord”
Seriously woman?
Sooyoung tilted her head while staring at me again with her cute so called innocent blank look. It makes me want to slap her.
“Am I not romantic?” she asked
“Sooyoung, you gave me a screwdriver for Valentine’s Day”
Yeah, you got that right. Sooyoung really DID gave me a screwdriver for Valentine’s Day gift, while I bought her an expensive goddamn wrist watch. She said it was to tightened up our relationship then gave me her famous grin. Just…what?
“Your point is?” she snickered
“ ‘to tightened up our relationship’ seriously, Sooyoung?”
“Well, it was kind of…….sweet” She shrugged
I glared. She’s spitting nonsense by the days. Stupid drugs
“Next time come up with better ideas. Like, say something sweeter or anything” I demanded
“That’s quite…..challenging Sica”
I rolled my eyes. What happened to stupidly in love Sooyoung I met? Tsk, she’s driving me crazy. Why is she my girlfriend again?
“Try saying something now” I told her
“Something”
”Sooyoung, it’ll only be a matter of seconds till this hand swing by and slap your ing face. Don’t provoke me”
“Sorry love”
Sooyoung chuckled before slurping her noodles again. It has been a while and she’s still not offering me some. I wish I could just smack her head to put some senses in her head but no, I’m a great girlfriend and I don’t want to end up in prison. Face is too beautiful for that.
“Well, what are you waiting for?” I asked
“What do you mean wait? I already took your ity months ago”
“NOT THAT”
I finally smacked her head. Jesus Christ somebody help me kill her. I wonder if she took drugs or anything this morning. I’m definitely banning her from hanging out in the club with Hyoyeon this time. Sooyoung on drugs is seriously something you don’t want to deal with. The last time she got back with Hyoyeon, I was told that she ate this big cookie not knowing that it contains drugs. One bite is already enough to knock people out and this stupid dirtball ate half of them. I was left to deal with drunken Sooyoung who called herself Yo Rocco, practically yelling and crying, trying to convince me to find Piglet whom
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