Pumpkin & Egg
BTS ONE SHOTSNamjoon is seated in the dressing room, looking on his phone for new music when out of the corner of his eye, he spots a very orange figure make its way towards him. It stops just inches away from him, and stands awkwardly, looking like a doll with a broken spine.
"Why are you hovering over me like that? Your eyes are all unfocused, it's freaking me out."
Jin continues to stand next to Namjoon, just sort of leaning over him and staring at nothing in particular.
"Hyung, go away."
"Sshh, I'm haunting you. Be afraid, be very afraid."
"What are you, the spirits of pumpkins past?"
"Yea,all the unfortunate pumpkins that had to be sacrificed so I could eat them. How about you? What are you? Yellow Yellow Dirty Fellow?"
Namjoon laughs at that remark then gives Jin his best erted expression, complete with eyebrow waggling and a disgusting leer on his face. Then he stands up abruptly and backs Jin up against a wall so fast, Jin looks startled and a little panicked.
"Look at you. Who's the scary one now, Seokjin hyung," Namjoon whispers threateningly in Jin's ear, lips brushing against it deliberately. Namjoon smirks as he leans in closer, pressing Jin into the wall.
"Namjoon, are you crazy, get off me! People are looking!"
Namjoon sighs and lets up,whining about how Jin is never any fun. He plops back down into his chair and gives Jin the evil eye. Jin feels bad at always having to be the one to remi
Comments