"He's gay, stop wasting your time," you say to your colleagues, tired of seeing them giggle over the newest addition to the office.

"Don't be ridiculous. He can't be gay, he's too gorgeous!"   Your colleagues are indignant that you dared to imply that the most handsome guy in the office enjoys the company of men more than women. You scoff pityingly at them.
They're all too blinded by daydreams of dating him. You've seen how they act in the mornings when he arrives at work. Squealing "Oh Jimin! You're here!" as if they haven't seen him in months. Then they offer him coffee, muffins, bagels; whatever they've bought before work.
Jimin is always charming and polite, but that's the thing - the losers at your workplace think that just because a guy is nice to you, it means they like you.
"Ladies, want to make a bet?"
Everybody chips in $20 bucks each. You stand to gain $120. You smile gleefully to yourself because you know you're going to go home $120 richer.
Picking up your phone, you dial a number for pizza delivery. All the girls look puzzled, but you mouth "just trust me" at them. They listen with suspicious looks as you request a specific pizza delivery guy. "What, is she using a pizza guy to tempt Jimin?"   When you're done ordering 2 pizzas, you tell your colleagues to just wait.
  30 minutes later, the guy arrives and you and the girls are taking the pizza from him when you all hear Jimin's voice calling out "Yoongi hyung!"   Then