(I'm going to turn this into an actual proper oneshot one day)

Day 23: "I don't mean to sound paranoid but I'm pretty sure you're a serial killer" AU

“Taozi, do you really need to go?”

“Baek, like I probably explained more than twice by now already-“

“I think you already said it more. God I’m too sober for this.”

“Yeah we know Jongdae. Now shut up.”

“Didn’t know that you get even ier when drunk.”

“Jongdae if you don’t shut up right now I’ll make sure Baek throws up on you. And I’m not drunk. My head is as clear as alcohol.”

“It’s ‘as clear as water’”

“Probably.”

“Alcohol is also clear.”

“Eh. No.”

“Pure alcohol is.”

“Tao, you think it’s a good idea to go home alone?”

“What if you’re gonna get ed on your way home?”

“Da Baek, just shut up.”

“You’re leaving me alone with that?”

“Hell yeah I am. My mom is going to kill me when she notices I’m back after night clock.”

“When is she going to notice that you’re grown up?”

“Probably never. Now I’m going. See you next time and good luck with Baek.”

“Will need it. Thank you.”

“BYE BYE TAOZIII”

-x-

He’s halfway home when his face finally doesn’t sting of the cold even though it feels as if all the alcohol left his body already, taking its heat with hit. When he notices that the fourth hour of the new day already started he decided to stray from the save main roads and go to the faster, less safe and darker streets.

He only needs to pass the last neighborhood to arrive in his own when he gets surprised in a way he rather not be. Had it been another day, at a moment the sun shines and the male that looked as if he was shaped by god wasn’t murdering anyone, he would have blushed, stuttered and tried to flirt a bit.

But as he was currently seeing, the godlike man is killing and already surrounded by dismembered bodies that he really didn’t want to take another look at it.

“You’re hot but I don’t think my mom would be happy if I took home a serial killer.”