TaoRis fictober prompts.

All of these come from dailyau on tumblr. 

(I handpicked them all and tried to look for things that I can easily imagine happening to TaoRis. Which one are you looking forward the most to?)

1. “Your focus face kinda looks like your murder face, and I’m weirdly by it.” AU
2. “I can’t be seen with you. I have a reputation of not having a reputation to upkeep.” AU
3. “Amateurs… I’m surrounded by amateurs…” AU
4. “God…mint green is an ugly color to paint your kitchen. You seriously need to hire an interior designer.” AU
5. “God…mint green is an ugly color to paint your kitchen. You seriously need to hire an interior designer.” AU
6. “It’s not stealing if I intend to return the thing I st—borrowed.” AU
7. “I find it both hilarious and concerning how often you forget that I’m the queen of blackmail, and I’m a dude.” AU
8. “I can’t help that I’m drawn to catastrophe.” AU
9. “I thought humping teddy bears and strangers’ legs was only a dog thing. Evidently not.” AU
10. “Demons exist, okay? I’ve seen children.” AU
11. “Should I wear this belt with these jeans? Don’t answer that, of course I should.” AU
12. Someone keeps printing out cute cat pictures/messages on my wireless printer and I’m determined to find out whom AU
13. You sleepwalk a lot and sometimes you knock on my door so I have to lead you back to your apartment AU
14. My apartment key apparently also works on your apartment door? (Also I accidentally let your cat out.) AU
15. I found you passed out in front of my door so I just dragged you into my home and put you on the couch please don’t scream AU
16. The pet bird that you have overlooking your balcony talks me whenever I go out on my own balcony AU
17. ‘we both came to this bar to get drunk and forget our problems but wow that’s expensive, wanna share?’ AU
18. ‘my phone ran out of battery and I asked you to lend me a message but I accidentally sent it to all you contacts because I didn’t know how to handle your phone, im sorry’ AU
19. ‘we are the only two students in this course for this language but the teacher says it’s okay since we can practice conversation together, help me with pronunciation?’ AU
20. ‘my mom told me to bring my little bro to the park and you were also there and he seems to really like you’ AU
21. ‘…and it turns out our friends are making out with each other, this is akward’ AU
22. “Youve been haunting my room since forever and making things move and and by now im not even that scared dude just please shut the up and let me sleep” AU
23. “I don’t mean to sound paranoid but I’m pretty sure you’re a serial killer.” AU
24. “Listen, we have very thin walls and I heard you crying in the shower, are you okay?” AU
25. “Listen, I really don’t like you, but you have kittens, so I’m going to be over a lot.” AU
26. “I accidentally spilled my fairy dust on your cat and it flew out the window please don’t hate me.” AU
27. “I have a blind date soon and I’m a vampire please check to see if my appearance is okay? Oh wait you’re my blind date? Well .” AU
28. “I don’t care that you’re a nature spirit this greenery you subconsciously grow is getting out of hand!” AU
29. “You’re a werecat and I’m a werewolf but we both really like each other” AU
30. We haven’t spoken in like ten years but now you’re inviting me to your wedding in person and oh wow turns out I was in love with you this entire time whoops AU
31. Showed up to a Halloween party in matching costumes AU