Gay Bars and Jun's y Chest Hairs =D

Third Time's The Charm
7:30 PM

"Tomaaaa."

"Maaaaaki."

"Tomaaa."

"Maaaaki."

The cab driver was absolutely bored of this. He’d been sitting there listening to these two drone on each other’s names like it was the word love. He rolled his eyes as the two giggled as they usually did after fifty or so mentions of their names.

This poor cab driver was going no where for the next fifteen minutes as they’d paid him a very heavy sum to get him to take them to where they needed to go.

However he wasn’t about to go insane because of this. "Is that all you two are going to say?" He asked when he felt a headache coming on. He was very hard to annoy and the fact that these two teenagers were doing a fantastic job of it was appalling as it was.

"Hai! Please continue drive oji-san!" The girl, Maki, piped and then broke into giggles again as she opened to say Tomaaa, the boys name.

"Neh Maki...Mao looked a little sad when we left. Think she’ll be mad at me?" Toma said and Takuya practically burst into happiness.

"Absolutely not. Why would she be? You’re just going out with me. I’m not someone she has to be worried about. I would never steal you away from her."

"Ah so she’s a special case is she? Anyone else and you’d steal me away?" He teased his eyebrows wiggling for effect but Maki just burst out in snickers Toma looked so comical she really had no idea how he managed to play those serious characters on T.V. She could just imagine the number of blooper reels there were in the editing room when it concerned him.

"Mochiron!" She agreed ruffling his hair and he flushed red like he always did but offered her a weak smile. Maki’d found herself a lot closer to Toma recently but she had no idea why. It may have had something to do with that night but she didn’t really remember too much about it. All she knew was she just found herself being almost magnetically pulled towards Toma.

Her feelings for Yamapi were still there of course but for some reason whenever Toma was around it seemed almost as if they dimmed a little in color in comparison to the ones she was feeling for Toma.

But that didn’t mean she liked Toma right? Absolutely not. She would never do that to Mao!

"Arigato neh Maki? But I’d never leave Mao."

"And I’d never want you to." She answered almost instantly her voice slightly cut. She sounded almost rejected but she broke into a coughing fit to cover it up. Toma immediately had his hand behind her back patting it as she faked it some more before coming up with a flushed face and looking into his deep smiling eyes.

"Such liars the two of them." Takuya muttered underneath his breath. He could clearly see that the boy wouldn’t even think for a moment if the girl threw herself at him and the girl herself was a thread away from doing so. It didn’t help that the guy seemed so charming that if Takuya was a girl he wouldn’t even bother waiting for the Mao chick to realize her boyfriend was in danger of being stolen away. He’d grab him and-

Yeah he really had a problem. He loved putting himself in people’s shoes far too realistically.

"So why didn’t you end up staying with her anyways? I thought for sure you’d end up ditching me." Maki said truthfully turning in her seat so she was facing him, as her head lay sideways on the seat.

"Well honestly I have an ulterior motive. Last night you remember when we were talking to Erika I got a phone call?" He said and Maki nodded remembering the ring tone.

"Yeah I know hun I remember your ring tone...what was it again? Oh yeah." She grinned evilly as she broke into screechy song. "SuSuSuSukiiiii. Je veux Suki." She broke into giggles again and Takuya hoped to go she wouldn’t start saying his name in that annoying manner again.

"Maki!" Toma said rather loudly so that Maki stopped singing and just looked up at him with a wide beam on her face.

"Nani?" She asked sweetly as if she wasn’t quite sure what he was about to say next. Even a deaf person could have known what he was about to say next. That was how animated her dear Toma’s face was.

If only she started noticing the little references she was making in her head. Then perhaps she could stop herself but Maki was simply falling blissfully unaware into a dark pit that might hurt too many people if she didn’t break out of her dream like state with Toma.

"URUSAI!" He shouted flaring his nostrils in a way Shun would jokingly.

She wasn’t quite sure what had propelled her to speak her next words but the ways she spoke them had been too...provocative. She'd always liked flirting...to be honest it was what made her feel even the slightest bit rebellious. "Make me." She simpered and Toma looked at her in shock and Maki suddenly blinked a little.

What the hell had she said? She immediately turned away from him like nothing was wrong but obviously there was. She’d been doing this so often with him. It was a shock that he wasn’t pushing her away!

If only she knew Toma was getting a huge boost every time she did something like that. It really took all his self-control to keep himself back from her. He was prompted to remember how different the cab ride with Mao had been. It had been rather silent and he’d been hostile towards her. He could easily remember why as the reason for everything was in front of him right now.

"If I did wouldn’t Shun kill me for doing so?" He said his voice shaking. He couldn’t help it. Whenever he spoke about things like this with her, which wasn’t all that often until recently mind you, he got scared. He’d been somewhat rejected by her so many times. He only said somewhat because she’d never been aware that she was rejecting him.

"Shun?!" Maki said loudly turning back around and Toma nodded as if it was obvious that Shun would mind. Maki opened to scream that he wasn’t even her boyfriend anymore before she remembered she hadn’t really told anyone yet that they’d broken up.

For some reason she felt like holding back that piece of information. Whenever she thought about it she felt like she'd failed at something that was meant to succeed.

"Being your boyfriend I assume he would mind quite a bit if I ended up kissing you to shut you up."

"You really are a ert aren’t you? There are other ways to shut someone up you know." She said pointedly, she hoped to god that he thought the blush on her face would be because of anger or embarrassment not out joy at the mere thought. She was so completely weird right now. First with Yamapi who’d just started dating Megumi, and now Toma... who’d barely been dating Mao for three days or so? Maybe she had a thing for taken guys. "Besides I’d bite your tongue." Maki said punching his arm and Toma hissed in fake pain.

"Makiiii."

"Tomaaaa."

"Not again." Takuya said shaking his head. This was going to be a very long cab ride.

8:30 PM

Jun sat hearing Jin ring up the phone as they sat on his bike. Jun wanted so badly to be the one in the front but no he ended up being the wimpy chick-looking dude in the back.

"Ahh are you done?" He grumbled and Jin put up a finger in his face as if to signify he was too busy to reply to Jun. First this went and got Mao mad at him again and then he ignored him? What the hell was he thinking!? Stupid .

"So you’re going to be at Club Atlantic today then?" Jun could hear him question into the phone and the man’s voice return back with the affirmation. Through the bad static Jun was quite sure it was Kame but he could never be sure.

"Can we please get a move on again? I don’t want to be late to to Natsuki! And you said her customers are all coming back today so I want to be the first one there so I’m the only one she lavishes all her attention on."

"Hold on a second ‘Kay?" He said into the phone and turned towards the completely spoiled boy who still hadn’t let go off his waist from being scared to death on the bike. He couldn’t help but remember Aya as she had rid on his bike for the first time and driven his car. He clearly remembered being afraid for Lily, his car. "You know that you’re one of our least important customers right? I can make absolutely sure that she spends close to no time with you." Jin muffled a small laugh at the look on Jun’s face as he tried to come up with something to retaliate but of course that effort was completely in vain.

"You have to go? What? Erika’s there?" If Jun was still unsure of it being Kame on the other end he knew for sure now. "Maybe she’ll ask you to please deflower her as she knows you’ll never date her but she loves you so much she wants you to- OW!" Jin yelped clutching his arm in pain as he turned around to yell at Jun who looked like he was about to snatch the phone away and cuss the out of Kame if he even tried anything on Erika

"Anyways good luck dude. Maybe you two should just get together for a week like you do with girls you’re serious about and then break up wit OW! JUN STOP THAT! Ahh...no it’s not the same Jun that’s been hanging around with Mao’s crew recently. I promise! I would never get serious about the few girls I flirt with. Good luck bro." He said hanging up on his friend with a very dangerous look in his eyes as he turned to the arrogant faced rich little boy who was in an almost enticing position for a male leaning back with the front of his body exposed through the ing of top buttons of his cream shirt surrounded by a grey suit that was left open to almost give a fan like effect.

Yeah this dude had definitely learned some fashion tricks from Megumi over the time he’d been here.

"Could you stop staring? I know I’m hot but I’d prefer to be checked out by the opposite . Let’s not take our relationship out of school shall we?" Jun smirked and Jin laughed suddenly effectively wiping the smirk off Jun’s face. Jun looked to him in annoyance and whacked him over the head to get him to stop laughing yet it did nothing to end his sounds of mirth.

"Did you dress up for Natsuki?" Jin questioned through gasps of air and Jun felt a small rush of blood come up to his face and he shook his head scoffing.

"Absolutely not. That girl doesn’t deserve to have me dressing up for her and I clearly remember hearing that hostess clubs don’t let customers enter if they are not dressed in appropriate attire." He said truthfully that had been the point at first at least and then he’d almost ripped open his entire bag filled with the few male outfits he’d been allowed and he’d finally put this together. He’d almost wished he could call Maki in for advice.

Still he hadn’t done this for Natsuki. Truthfully it had just started to be a love of clothes and Natsuki was simply someone he loved venting to and at.

"Whatever you say little Jun boy. Shall I drop you off at the building then? Sure you’re not going to come with me to Club Atlantic? I’m sure you’d have an awesome time there." Jin questioned seriously as they started up towards Ginza which was just around the corner on a bike as fast as Jin’s. Jin was a skilled driver as well so it seemed as if they were in no danger of crashing into anything.

Nevertheless quite the bit like a girl Jun held on tightly to his waist in danger of slipping off his friend’s leather seat.

"And why would I have an awesome time there?" He questioned trying to keep the level of his voice as normal as possible but it ended up coming out a bit like a meek little squirrel.

Suddenly the bike stopped and Jun was dazed as he got off the bike and stood still for a moment eye’s closed as he tried to gather his senses. He opened his eyes to find Jin staring at him in an incredible manner as if he found something about Jun so utterly amusing that he couldn’t help but watch as the boy made mistake after mistake.
His mistake number one probably was that Jun tended to fall a little bit for almost every girl he met. Jun had no real control over his emotions like Jin did and he didn’t even admit to them and then proceeded to pretend that he hated the people who he actually loved wholly.

After all Jun did seem like he was swaying a little over towards the number one hostess of Dancing Petals and he wasn’t even admitting it. Jin almost wanted to take the boy under his wing and teach him not to do stupid little things like that but it was much more fun to watch him make mistakes over mistakes.

"Cause it’s a gay bar and you’d fit right in." He said honestly as Jun shook his head not quite understanding what it was that Jin was talking about and as the light bulb of knowledge lit over his head Jin pushed Jun’s shoulders playfully and pulled on his helmet flap and tugged it down on his head and sped off into the night as he heard Jun cuss his heart out behind him.

In response to the massive cussing Jin simply flipped him off with a small grin on his face as he sped towards the Atlantic. Rosa had told him today that she was having a customer come in so there was no way he was going to stay up there as she flirted her way through the crowd. He didn’t know how Shota could be so open about letting her do things like this.

It was shocking to him at least.

Suddenly his message tone rung and he almost jerked and skidded in surprise as he saw the club in the distance.
He sped up in response and parked his bike outside the club and flipped his cell phone open to see that there were two messages waiting for him.

One was from Jun quite obviously telling him to off and that he was a er and if he ing kissed him tomorrow that Jun would cut his balls off slowly and painfully trying to draw as much blood as possible.

Jin laughed at the threat and immediately replied to the message saying that Jun was five hundred years to early to even touch his balls because they were like gold and you couldn’t cut through gold if you weren’t fire and Jun was more like really lame plastic as it was.

He flipped his phone open to the other message and saw it was one from Aya.

You’re at Atlantic tonight right? Kame told me. I’m coming over right now with a brother. Is that fine?

Of course it wasn’t fine! He hated that ! Well okay he didn’t hate her but he really didn’t enjoy entertaining her. She bored him sometimes and she was such a cry baby and she’d hurt his little Jun so much yesterday that Jun looked catty about it up till now. Yes sure Jun seemed like the kind of guy who would cry over anything but Jin was still going to support his friend over a girl like Aya, seeing as he wasn’t even all that close to her and Jun seemed like so much more fun as it was. After all Aya couldn’t be his fake girlfriend to keep the other es off his back and she didn’t look hot in his school pants.

He felt the cell phone beep again and he lifted it up again to see that she had texted him again with a message that made him groan out loud in displeasure as he entered the club pausing only to nod at the bouncer. He was thankful that it wasn’t a phone call because the Ayumi Hamasaki was pouring out of the speakers at an amazing volume that was so loud it almost didn’t hurt his ears like crazy.

Around the corner he paused to see two men kissing and shook his head. The only reason he tended to come to this bar was because of the fact that they made the meanest drinks in all of Tokyo. When Kame had first made him come into the place he’d joked that Kame had run out of girls in Tokyo and was finally moving onto men but he’d tasted their classing and original drinks and fell in love with the almost forbidden place.

Kame’s not coming but I hope we can still meet up. I really need to thank you for last night.

"Wanna thank me do you? Well don’t show up at all and cramp my style. That’ll be thanks enough." He said as he sat down in the green light on the bar and nodded to the bartender to signify that he wanted the usual, which was gin and tonic, but occasionally on busy days he found himself with a beer in his hands.

He heard a small adamant sound from someone beside him and turned to look at the source of the noise and almost literally felt like he’d fallen down from his chair. The girl who was looking at him was so utterly pretty it felt like a dream with her long waist length blond hair and shining nails and the cutest little earrings on her ears as well with the tie around bandana around her hair. She sure as hell wasn’t Japanese but she sure as hell was the prettiest girl in the room.

"Were you talking to me?" She said in broken Japanese and Jin shook his head wordlessly finding himself at a loss for words for the first time in a very long time. He almost felt like pushing his fingers out to touch her to see if she was a part of his imagination. There could hardly be someone this beautiful in a gay bar of all places.

They do say the pretty ones are all gay but he never knew that applied to girls as well.

"Sorry no I didn’t. I was just thinking out loud." He apologized bowing his head slightly and as he lifted it he saw that she had a small teasing grin on her face as if she’d known all along.

"Well aren’t you going to buy me a drink in an apology?" The tone of her voice was completely serious but there was mischief dancing in her blue green eyes that were just really green in the green light around the bar.

"Well wouldn’t names be in order? I like to know who I'm buying for." He really wanted to ask her if she was gay and then clarify that he was not gay and found her quite attractive but that was what ended up coming out of his mouth first.

"You first Mr. So-Not-Gay." Oh okay...so she knew he wasn’t gay. Wait what?

"How’d you know?"

"You just don’t give off that aura and trust me I know gay men. My brother's gay and I came here to check out the Tokyo bar scene and you have to visit a gay bar if you're checking out a scene. So far, it’s giving New York’s quite a run for its money." She said honestly glancing around the room looking on with a polite smile on her face as the Asian men on the floor grinded in what Jin usually thought was quite the impure manner. He really didn’t look at them all that much and had to strain himself just to look at the bartender who was dressed up in a School Rumble cosplay.

"So I take it you aren’t homoual either then?" He questioned somewhat daringly and she shook her head as if she’d been expecting that question to come up. She leaned across the bar and put her head in hands.

"Nope. Just got a really good gaydar. Comes with the genes I guess." She seemed to almost yell in her mind he thought fleetingly. She looked happy that she’d met someone who was mutually straight in the club. "So what about that drink then? Cosmo please." Jin looked at her smiling and nodded.

Yes this could be fun for the rest of the night and he could find Aya get her to thank him and then get back to this gorgeous leggy beauty. He wasn’t all that sure about her leggy-ness but she seemed quite tall anyways cause it looked like her legs would fall down to the floor as it was in their cramped up position. Though in no way did she seem taller than him.

"Yo! Where’s my Gin and Tonic. Anyways let’s get a cosmopolitan here too for Miss -" He paused here on purpose to look at the girl in question to her name and she looked to the bartender as she said it but it was quite obvious that it was directed towards him.

"Serena. Serena Van Der Woodsen." She turned her head and her long blond locks flicked with her face and he grinned widely.

"Nice to meet you Serena I’m Jin. Akanishi Jin."

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A/N: Okay so its not amazing =D but I thought I should move the story along as it hasn't been moved since April...ekkks I can't believe there was a time I used to update weekly. T.T University is fun guys.. =D lots of fun. Please forgive the title of this chapter I just think its insanely funny to imagine Jun at all with any chest hairs because he's so feminine =D some you of you guys may not find that funny but because I'm brown I find it insanely funny because I bet even I have more chest hairs than Jun.

Okay that's gross...not to say I have chest hairs...just more than my beautiful Junny poo =D

lol I'll shut up now. This is just gross and if my friends ever find this I would never want them to read that. In fact I don't even want you guys to read it so just ignore it =D

Ty to all my reviewers, griffenhawk, gl, christine, lillyrain, yveT.Te, andd biniBningPunkista.

You guys are awesome thanks for the reviews =D

Previews for next chapter.. (subject to change)

"Why are we here? In a gay club. This is weird. I live in Tokyo 24/7 and I’ve never been in a gay club I’m with you two days and I’m walking into gay clubs. Don't get me wrong I love my homos but why am i-"

"Serena! What are you doing here?"

"AKANISHI JIN! OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!"

"People would think that wouldn’t they? That rhyming couple names would make them adorable but it just makes them annoying don’t you think? I and U completely clash."

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anu_international_XD #1
This story is SO nice! I'm only half-way through and i'm hooked! I know it's been complete for a long, long time but I'm new to AFF and i really love reading this :D
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hi there. ^^<br />
i have tagged your story under the "japanese" tag. tagging merely helps more users to find your story, which gives you a better chance of getting featured on the front page of this site. ^^<br />
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Happy AFFing~<br />
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