"Come on, hyung. Please please please please please please-"

       "YAH!"

       Mir bit his lips when Joon finally snapped, casting burning glare in the maknae's way. But, Mir being Mir, he was only scared of Seungho or maybe sometimes GO. He seldomly felt shaken by Joon's temper and Sanghyun was just his food in MBLAQ food chain.

       "Please?" Mir batted his long eyelashes, still clinging onto Joon's arm. "Just this once." He put one index finger up.

       "Go and ask the other hyungs. I'm busy." Joon pulled his arm away only to have the maknae grabbing his arm even tighter and he swore Mir was by now hanging off his arm like a koala to a tree. "Bang Cheolyong! Don't test me."

       "Hyung~" Mir sniffled a bit as he let his bottom lips quiver.

       Joon stopped squirming away from Mir and stopped pushing against Mir's head as he stared into Mir's eyes with a frown for almost five seconds before he let out a defeated sigh. "Fine. Just this once."

       Mir's kicked puppy look immediately turned bright, as bright as the sun itself as he jumped around, yelling boyishly before throwing himself into Joon's arms. Before the older could react, he pulled away and yanked Joon behind him, out of the dorm and towards the park not too far from the MBLAQ dorm.

       "Here, hyung!" Mir pushed Joon behind a heap of bonsai. "Like usual hyung. If you see I'm in danger, please come out to save me." Mir smiled sheepishly before walking away but make sure to check that Joon was well hidden behind the heap of the accessory plants.

       Joon groaned. Again and again. First time he had agreed to accompany Mir to meet the maknae's girlfriend, he had agreed easily, not thinking much only to have himself shocked with sudden verbal argument between Mir and his girlfriend and soon turned physical and Joon had to jump in to save the maknae just in time before the young man got kicked in the nuts. And he thought that would be the first and the last.

       Nope.

       Mir seemed to have put trust in Joon and always dragged Joon to the scene of Mir having to break up with the girlfriends. And yeah. Girlfriends...

       Who would have thought the innocent-looking maknae could get himself dozens of girls around him. Then again, Mir was good looking and have unique charm and definitely wasn't as scarily possessive as him.

       "YOU JERK!"

       Joon jolted up in his hiding when he heard that girlish shriek. His eyes went automatically towards Mir who had his hands up in defense, backing away from the quite pretty girl (who suspiciously look so much like Taeyeon) who was advancing threateningly to the maknae.

       Joon got ready to jump in as Mir's hero and save the day when he fall on his the moment he heard the rubbish that came out of Mir's mouth.

       "I'm dating someone now. Urm... I don't like you anymore. I like... Uh... I like. Hah! I like Joon hyung!"

       The girlfriend, or rather, ex-girlfriend looked just as shocked as Joon and she was blinking idiotically as she stared at Mir. Half a minute past and only then the girl spoke again.

       "Oh... Okay, then. You two make cute couple." The girl said and Joon fight the urge to scream 'NO!!!'. The girl flashed a smile before squealing like a moe fans. And maybe she was after all... A moe fans... "Omo! I always thought you guys look suspiciously close. It's okay if it's him. I'll back off. There's no way I can get between you two." She went to hug Mir. "I wish you guys happiness." She said brightly and went skipping away.

       "Bang Cheolyong..." Joon came out of the hiding, narrowing his eyes at Mir.

       Mir laughed nervously. "That actually work. Byunghee hyung told me to say that I'm gay and they'll back off. He's a genius."

       "Why are you turning me into gay as well?" Joon hissed, grabbing Mir by collar.

       "Byunghee hyung said that a lot of our fans shipped us." Mir blinked cutely. "And she's actually my fan before we dated... So, I used your name. You're my hero, hyung~" Mir hugged Joon.

       Joon ruffled his own hair in frustration. Mir... Was... An adorable idiot. Of course he would believe that GO troll. Joon was definitely going to kill GO later for putting weird idea into Mir's knowingly empty head.

       "I've told you! Look at them! So cute!!!" A few girlish squeal and Joon and Mir looked back to see Mir's ex-girlfriend together with a few of her friends were fangirling over them, even got pictures of them hugging.

       Joon grumbled while Mir just simply smiled cutely and waved before again, dragging Joon behind him, leaving the park and the MBLAQ's shipper.

       "Cheolyong. I don't want to say this, but why do you date weird girls..." Joon said, almost tiredly.

       "Well, maybe because I am weird myself." And Mir laughed out loud in the middle of the street with Joon facepalming next to the maknae.

       He was so not going to help Mir again next time.